A place for venting and picking fights

[Essene]

*happy dance as I am NOW in P_M's siggy*

*looks at bijou*

Hmmm...



*grins*

Bijou doesn't need the whip..really she doesn't...you can just hand it to me..or help me by whipping her into shape...

*laughing*



I guess at this juncture it would be a bit late to point out that i don't want it back...however if you wanna pillow fight over it..I have a bijou and some pillows and i am not ascaired to use em...

LOL Well I just wanted to establish that I didn't steal it - I was letting you know that I was taking it.

I think there's a skim mocha calling my name...

I'll have to save the pillow fight for later. Thanks

 

[unpredictablebijou]

*happy dance as I am NOW in P_M's siggy*

*looks at bijou*

Hmmm...


*grins*

Bijou doesn't need the whip..really she doesn't...you can just hand it to me..or help me by whipping her into shape...

*laughing*



I guess at this juncture it would be a bit late to point out that i don't want it back...however if you wanna pillow fight over it..I have a bijou and some pillows and i am not ascaired to use em...

No, I don't need the whip.


...cause I have this handy flogger hidden right here! *whips it out from underneath a large pillow and brandishes it, attempting to look threatening.

five feet, huh? yum... you're just right to nibble on my collarbone.

I mean, um... no no no I shall not submit, no.
*with genuine effort, gets you wrassled over my knee and then is too distracted by the excellent ass to remember that I was going to try the flogger... *


bijou

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

LOL Well I just wanted to establish that I didn't steal it - I was letting you know that I was taking it.

I think there's a skim mocha calling my name...

I'll have to save the pillow fight for later. Thanks

Smart woman..announcement of intent negates the whole stealing thing...see??

I'll be here with the pillows whenever you wanna have a quickie...

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

No, I don't need the whip.


...cause I have this handy flogger hidden right here! *whips it out from underneath a large pillow and brandishes it, attempting to look threatening.

five feet, huh? yum... you're just right to nibble on my collarbone.

I mean, um... no no no I shall not submit, no.
*with genuine effort, gets you wrassled over my knee and then is too distracted by the excellent ass to remember that I was going to try the flogger... *


bijou

*allows you to wrestle me over your knee, therefore making it far easier for me for me to run my tongue over your knee and upper thigh*

*wriggles backward so I can nibble on your belly*

Heh, wait...

*escapes, grabs your flogger, tugs your hair..and lands a nice smack on your inner left thigh*

 

[unpredictablebijou]

*allows you to wrestle me over your knee, therefore making it far easier for me for me to run my tongue over your knee and upper thigh*

*wriggles backward so I can nibble on your belly*

Heh, wait...

*escapes, grabs your flogger, tugs your hair..and lands a nice smack on your inner left thigh*

ooo! bitch! *said in a most admiring tone*

however, in all the wrasslin', I have cleverly and subtly managed to remove every stitch of your clothing.

*in a clumsy move that was meant to be lightning-quick and graceful, I get your hands behind you and wrap that little pair of panties round your wrists, snugging them tightly*

Now. where were we? oh yes. spanking and such.

Evil, indecisive bisexual switch, you clearly need to be taught a lesson.

and as long as i'm there... hm. I wonder what would happen if I did...

this.....

or this....

bijou

 

[rida]

*allows you to wrestle me over your knee, therefore making it far easier for me for me to run my tongue over your knee and upper thigh*

*wriggles backward so I can nibble on your belly*

Heh, wait...

*escapes, grabs your flogger, tugs your hair..and lands a nice smack on your inner left thigh*

ooo! bitch! *said in a most admiring tone*

however, in all the wrasslin', I have cleverly and subtly managed to remove every stitch of your clothing.

*in a clumsy move that was meant to be lightning-quick and graceful, I get your hands behind you and wrap that little pair of panties round your wrists, snugging them tightly*

Now. where were we? oh yes. spanking and such.

Evil, indecisive bisexual switch, you clearly need to be taught a lesson.

and as long as i'm there... hm. I wonder what would happen if I did...

this.....

or this....

bijou

SEE WHAT I MEAN ABOUT BI SWITCHES WANTING IT ALL????

I leave someone to keep me a spot ... I trust them with my popcorns ... and what do I know???? the pillows are all gone or taken, the popcorn got taken too ... panties are getting taken and destroyed ...

What is this world cumming too ...

*walks back out to get some work done ...*
I'll be back ... and bring my BOKKEN (wooden sword) next time ... to defend MY PILLOW ... and MY POPCORNS ... and MY PANTIES ... and poke you bi switches sexy things ...

 

[EmpressFi]

Want help, rida??

They take all the Uncle Hommies, all the Papa Shanks..and now they've stolen the popcorn and pillows, panties and fights???

 

[snowy ciara]

**sneaks in, grabs Luna's pillow while she's distracted, takes a nap**

 

[rida]

Want help, rida??

They take all the Uncle Hommies, all the Papa Shanks..and now they've stolen the popcorn and pillows, panties and fights???

Finally back ....

Thank you for your help EmpressFi

I've got new popcorns and new pillows, but nothing seems to be going on right now, so we can sit and relax ... or have our own pillow fight ...

 

[rida]

**sneaks in, grabs Luna's pillow while she's distracted, takes a nap**

*tiptoes in and cover snowy with a blanket ...*

Wait a minute ... what am I doing??? I am supposed to take the pillow back ...

*looks a snowy sleeping peacefully ... and just leave the pillow and the blanket to her *

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

*yawns, stretches, sighs*

It seemed the pillows and popcorn were hoodwinked away
It happened when I went off to play
I feel so badly, I'd like to cry
But I am far too sleepy, so I'll just say good bye....

(someone can yell at me later)

 

[chauderlos]

'scuse me Sir ...

Have you not seen the sign that says ... *rush to put up the sign" ..."NO SALESMAN" allowed?

But I am sure we can work of an agreement .... how does 20% sound?

*slowly shredding the hastily written sign into tiny pieces*

"No salesman allowed, hu? Let me tell you something, little girl....

I AM THE OFFICIAL SALESMAN OF THIS PLACE, OK?
I plan to be to the pillows, cantharid-laced popcorn, dildoswords and panties trade what Yuri Orlov was to the arms tradeAND I WILL SUCCEED, GOT IT?

Now, for your discount, this can be arranged, you know? See, I'm planing a B&E on Shankie's panties collection, and since I've sold him the vault where he stores them and kept the masterkey.... I need someone to keep him errr... distracted, if you follow my drift....

And thank you, Fury, for your comment on my previous post. I appoint you official sales assistant. Your wages will be a fair share of popcorn, pillows and panties (for the panties, that we will be settled after I and my associates steal them from their various more-or-less legitimate owners).

Ahhh.. good to have those associates on my side.... they are not like those bisexual switches that swarm around, their heads (and hands, and panties) filled with nothing but evil.....

PS: have fun, folks, business will be closed for holidays until further notice.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

*slowly shredding the hastily written sign into tiny pieces*

"No salesman allowed, hu? Let me tell you something, little girl....

I AM THE OFFICIAL SALESMAN OF THIS PLACE, OK?
I plan to be to the pillows, cantharid-laced popcorn, dildoswords and panties trade what Yuri Orlov was to the arms tradeAND I WILL SUCCEED, GOT IT?

Now, for your discount, this can be arranged, you know? See, I'm planing a B&E on Shankie's panties collection, and since I've sold him the vault where he stores them and kept the masterkey.... I need someone to keep him errr... distracted, if you follow my drift....

And thank you, Fury, for your comment on my previous post. I appoint you official sales assistant. Your wages will be a fair share of popcorn, pillows and panties (for the panties, that we will be settled after I and my associates steal them from their various more-or-less legitimate owners).

Ahhh.. good to have those associates on my side.... they are not like those bisexual switches that swarm around, their heads (and hands, and panties) filled with nothing but evil.....

PS: have fun, folks, business will be closed for holidays until further notice.

I volunteer to be the distraction.

evil bisexual switches can be bought twice as easily as straights.

bj

 

[rida]

*slowly shredding the hastily written sign into tiny pieces*

"No salesman allowed, hu? Let me tell you something, little girl....

I AM THE OFFICIAL SALESMAN OF THIS PLACE, OK?
I plan to be to the pillows, cantharid-laced popcorn, dildoswords and panties trade what Yuri Orlov was to the arms tradeAND I WILL SUCCEED, GOT IT?

Now, for your discount, this can be arranged, you know? See, I'm planing a B&E on Shankie's panties collection, and since I've sold him the vault where he stores them and kept the masterkey.... I need someone to keep him errr... distracted, if you follow my drift....

And thank you, Fury, for your comment on my previous post. I appoint you official sales assistant. Your wages will be a fair share of popcorn, pillows and panties (for the panties, that we will be settled after I and my associates steal them from their various more-or-less legitimate owners).

Ahhh.. good to have those associates on my side.... they are not like those bisexual switches that swarm around, their heads (and hands, and panties) filled with nothing but evil.....

PS: have fun, folks, business will be closed for holidays until further notice.

HEY!! My little hastily written sign!!!!!!

FINE. I was offering a business deal ... and you go all Domly ... tsk tsk
and I would NEVER help you steal Shankara-san panties ...

sorry had to say it ... never know who is listening into the conversation ... of course it can be arranged ... what do you want me to do??? of course ... subs costs you more than bi swithces ...

I volunteer to be the distraction.

evil bisexual switches can be bought twice as easily as straights.

bj

Well ... at least they have a redeeming quality ...

 

[Shankara20]

*sounds of Shank moving all his panties to his double secret hidden safe-house*

 

[rida]

*sounds of Shank moving all his panties to his double secret hidden safe-house*

Here Shankara-san ... let me help you * angelic smile*

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

*wanders in, kicks some pillows, smacks some butts, leaves*

 

[unpredictablebijou]

*Runs in, heaves a pillow at Luna who has just left, heaves more pillows at everyone else, checks out Shank's current lingerie selection, and runs out, blowing kisses*

bijou

 

[snowy ciara]

*tiptoes in and cover snowy with a blanket ...*

Wait a minute ... what am I doing??? I am supposed to take the pillow back ...

*looks a snowy sleeping peacefully ... and just leave the pillow and the blanket to her *

Thank you! I needed the napness.

 

[EmpressFi]

*wanders in, kicks some pillows, smacks some butts, leaves*

*jumps up, covers her butt and grins at Luna*

 

[FurryFury]

*slowly shredding the hastily written sign into tiny pieces*

"No salesman allowed, hu? Let me tell you something, little girl....

I AM THE OFFICIAL SALESMAN OF THIS PLACE, OK?
I plan to be to the pillows, cantharid-laced popcorn, dildoswords and panties trade what Yuri Orlov was to the arms tradeAND I WILL SUCCEED, GOT IT?

Now, for your discount, this can be arranged, you know? See, I'm planing a B&E on Shankie's panties collection, and since I've sold him the vault where he stores them and kept the masterkey.... I need someone to keep him errr... distracted, if you follow my drift....

And thank you, Fury, for your comment on my previous post. I appoint you official sales assistant. Your wages will be a fair share of popcorn, pillows and panties (for the panties, that we will be settled after I and my associates steal them from their various more-or-less legitimate owners).

Ahhh.. good to have those associates on my side.... they are not like those bisexual switches that swarm around, their heads (and hands, and panties) filled with nothing but evil.....

PS: have fun, folks, business will be closed for holidays until further notice.

I like being an ASSistant!



I don't need panties though that is a very generous offer.

OOH! LOOK! A FLOGGER! I'll work for floggers, ooh and dildos and oh! There are so many great things to be had here!

 

[unpredictablebijou]

TOTAL AMBUSH

I'm in here waiting for you.

armed with pillows. and floggers. and some other stuff.

mua ha ha.

bijou

 

[FurryFury]

*Pelts you with a grape*

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

TOTAL AMBUSH

I'm in here waiting for you.

armed with pillows. and floggers. and some other stuff.

mua ha ha.

bijou

FU...DA...HECK!!!

You made it here first!!

Luckily for you, I brought my own pillows...and my fave crop...and ummm whipped cream...

you can never have enough sticky white stuff..

*nods*

 

[unpredictablebijou]

*peels grape, feeds it to Shankara to lull him into a false sense of security, and looks around for something evil to do.*

where are all those evil bisexual switches that need a good beatin'?

bijou