A question for the ladies from a newbie
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LadyVer
Definitely not a mouse
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Thank you for link! Wish I had read that before I became a member. Would have saved me some embarassment and wondering if everyone on Lit was a cum slut but me....Thank God there are other women on Lit who don't appreciate the "wanna fuck? lines. My insecurity has been on high alert lately...
sunandshadow
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Is it just me who is utterly baffled by why men would PM random women? I mean, if they live on the other side of the world from you, you have pretty much no opportunity to ever dip your dick in that. And if you don't have a common interest or other reason to discuss a specific subject with someone (for example proposing a sexual roleplay or discussing the fact that you saw a post of hers where she said she had a fetish that you also share), what is the point in trying to start a conversation when you have nothing to say?
sventastic
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Sven seems to have a positive attitude and sense of humor, Lucy, which are good things.
Sven, I'd like to see your profile filled in. I haven't seen too many good, filled in profiles of men. I wonder if Lit has ever had any profile contests. I might be interested in filling out mybprofile again myself if there were a contest.
I thought my profile was filled up already, minus my picture. That's cause I'm really worried if someone will spot me in Denmark after seeing me on lit and want to fuck my brains out. Isn't that scary?
On a serious note, my wifi modem now looks like burnt toast, but I have learnt from personal experience that it isn't as tasty.
I thought my filled up profile made me look like the funniest thing since bread came sliced. So much so that any hot girl together with me would give us the name, "beauty and the yeast".
Ok imma stop now, I think I've mixed my metaphors way more than I'm given the license to, being a non-native speaker and all.
LadyVer
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I have no idea what you're trying to communicate.
satindesire
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Think hard before you PM. You really don't want to end up here:
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=387054
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=387054
Lord Pmann
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Okay, I'm not a girl. But I think I can offer some helpful advice. As you can see from my profile pic, I'm pretty hot and I have no problems with the ladies. So listen up Sven, 'cause you're about to get a lesson in how to rock their world.
1. You can't go wrong with a cock pic, straight out of the gate. I'd go on and on about its size and your abilities.
2. Just assume the girl loves video games and World of Warcraft.
3. Be short and to the point. Tell her how and where you want to do her.
4. To ahead and get your weirdest sexual kinks out there, in PM número UNO. No use in wasting her time or yours.
5. Everyone is busy and girls understand that you don't have all day to type our "your" when you could just as easily say "ur".
Okay, maybe that wasn't so helpful. But here is what I have heard girls complain about the most, when referring to the asshats that PM them. If you are sending an unsolicited, random PM, you better have some damned good content to back it up. Be interesting. Be funny. You can be flirty without being totally rapey. If the girl is older than you, don't call her mature. Don't be needy. Girls like that like I want a blow job from a shark. People are here mostly because of their interest in sexual things. But that doesn't mean you get to just assume every girl wants to do YOU.
The fact that you started this thread and actually care probably puts you ahead of a lot of the people here. I've heard some real horror stories from girls here about the PMs they get. The crappy PM thread is a brilliant place to read about them.
Cheers.
1. You can't go wrong with a cock pic, straight out of the gate. I'd go on and on about its size and your abilities.
2. Just assume the girl loves video games and World of Warcraft.
3. Be short and to the point. Tell her how and where you want to do her.
4. To ahead and get your weirdest sexual kinks out there, in PM número UNO. No use in wasting her time or yours.
5. Everyone is busy and girls understand that you don't have all day to type our "your" when you could just as easily say "ur".
Okay, maybe that wasn't so helpful. But here is what I have heard girls complain about the most, when referring to the asshats that PM them. If you are sending an unsolicited, random PM, you better have some damned good content to back it up. Be interesting. Be funny. You can be flirty without being totally rapey. If the girl is older than you, don't call her mature. Don't be needy. Girls like that like I want a blow job from a shark. People are here mostly because of their interest in sexual things. But that doesn't mean you get to just assume every girl wants to do YOU.
The fact that you started this thread and actually care probably puts you ahead of a lot of the people here. I've heard some real horror stories from girls here about the PMs they get. The crappy PM thread is a brilliant place to read about them.
Cheers.
