A Radical Sabbatical Idea

[gotwood49]

well, thank you GW... ack.. not a good acronym.. erm..
thank you gotwood, sweetie. im smiling ear to ear.

...then my work here is done...gotta go, and fix something,

anyway. Just make sure I've got a place for my toolbox...

and yours, too! G'nite, all

 

[Evil Alpaca]

I will be sharing nothing but friendship with ANY guys.

*snuggle*

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

*snuggle*

Oh that's right. I didn't say anything about alpacas.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

...then my work here is done...gotta go, and fix something,

anyway. Just make sure I've got a place for my toolbox...

and yours, too! G'nite, all

G'nite gotwood!

 

[Guest]

I can also do carpentry, plumbing, auto repair, and I'll keep the kitchen cutlery and other tools plenty sharp.

I've also been told I make a pretty good psycologist.

When the evil mobs try to take us down, I'm a damn good shot with rifle or pistol.

 

[sailorm72003]

And, if Litopia is island based, it is clear that my duty as a Sailor is to handle the ferrying of citizens, supplies and supplicants to the Church of the Earth Vella (or whatever the name was).

Of course, I will begin the process of lightening the heavy burden (of cash) that these lost souls carry, by charging exorbitant fees to bring said pilgrims to the Right Reverend Rumple's presence, to be turned over to Cloudy on arrival.

'Sides, there's nothing more fun than naked sailing,

Sailor

 

[~photoguy~]

sign me up!

mr. jack 'o all trades .. fixer, builder, humourist, brilliant writer (several golden pen awards to my name) and cunning linguist

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

Who's gonna harvest the crops?

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

And, if Litopia is island based, it is clear that my duty as a Sailor is to handle the ferrying of citizens, supplies and supplicants to the Church of the Earth Vella (or whatever the name was).

Of course, I will begin the process of lightening the heavy burden (of cash) that these lost souls carry, by charging exorbitant fees to bring said pilgrims to the Right Reverend Rumple's presence, to be turned over to Cloudy on arrival.

'Sides, there's nothing more fun than naked sailing,

Sailor

Rejoice, for the good Saint Sailor has seen the light of pious profitability. There's nothing quite so enriching, both to the spirit and more worldly things, as hauling prosperous pilgrims over troubled waters.

The Right Rev Rumple Foreskin

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

Wouldn't a desert island be cheaper? We wouldn't have to pay millions for an island.

 

[Black Tulip]

Per Lit standards, leave them at home until they are 18.

We forgot a major fundraiser - Alpaca sweaters. Stand out in the full moon a lot Evil. I hear it promotes fur growth.

I'm great at knitting sweaters too.

 

[Guest]

I'm great at knitting sweaters too.

ahha! i knew i wasnt the only one here who knit! alas! we shall knit and it will be good. and....when the hemp crops mature, we can use the stalks like flax and knit hemp sweaters. this is truly nirvana.

sima~ we must have an island. i need the water to feed my soul. greedy bitch that i am. besides, its easier to make your own country when youre not really connected to one.

one concern...how are we to make electricity? windmills? hydropower? is anyone here an electrician? well need power for the puters... how can we solve this conumdrum?

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

ahha! i knew i wasnt the only one here who knit! alas! we shall knit and it will be good. and....when the hemp crops mature, we can use the stalks like flax and knit hemp sweaters. this is truly nirvana.

sima~ we must have an island. i need the water to feed my soul. greedy bitch that i am. besides, its easier to make your own country when youre not really connected to one.

one concern...how are we to make electricity? windmills? hydropower? is anyone here an electrician? well need power for the puters... how can we solve this conumdrum?

That's why I'm saying...would it be possible to use a desert island? We wouldn't have to pay money. Just inhabit. No one would know. I think we should all watch The Beach. Kind of like a training video. Except I don't expect people to show up and try to kill us.

 

[Guest]

That's why I'm saying...would it be possible to use a desert island? We wouldn't have to pay money. Just inhabit. No one would know. I think we should all watch The Beach. Kind of like a training video. Except I don't expect people to show up and try to kill us.

wellllll... i dunno... my brain's in figi as we speak. gatta love that tropical climate and....the trees... something tells me our hemp harvest would suffer in the desert.
the more i think on it, the more im certain that an island in figi would be perfection personified. we could harness the water for hydropower, the wind as well and if we over-produce we could sell the extra... yes, sounds like a fine idea ....

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

Now...to raise the money...

even if everyone else isn't, i'm taking this deadly seriously...

 

[Guest]

I will be sharing nothing but friendship with ANY guys.

Understandable, but man those thighs look nibbleable.

Kids are ok.

The island off Fiji is ok. Access to major airport lets visitors arrive easily. And there will be those of us who can't be there year around .
(timeshares?).

Plus access to medical care nearby, power, internet etc. We can setup our own nuclear power plant, I understand Iran and N. Korea are selling fuel. And in a few years, we can buy our own SpaceShipOne and have our own space exploration.

Financing. Everyone go buy a lottery ticket tonight for Saturday's drawing. The winner pays the seed money. If its meant to happen, it will.

 

[Honey123]

I am an Angel of the Right Rev. Rumple Foreskin's church and can and do only what he says.

I can't be locked in anywhere ~ since I must follow my mission to show all the communers the wrongs of their wicked ways...

*Honey searching for her leather thong and bra

Hey, anyone seen my whip?? Where is that Vella???? She take it again?

 

[carsonshepherd]

Who's gonna harvest the crops?

Being the resident Farm Boy, I shall lend my knowledge to the planting and harvesting of crops.

 

[Honey123]

Being the resident Farm Boy, I shall lend my knowledge to the planting and harvesting of crops.

Do you have my whip?

 

[eric shawn listo]

Since our religious beliefs seem to be well in hand, perhaps we should consider some high art for them to battle with. (I sure "entertainment" will be found elsewhere) Might I suggest a "Dirty Parts" Theatre Company for the wee hours? Imagine: we could see Othello and Desdemona making the beast with two backs, Antony and Cleo humping away and oh, those Roman orgies!

 

[cantdog]

Being the resident Farm Boy, I shall lend my knowledge to the planting and harvesting of crops.

Crops suck. Just a fuckin hay field is a lot of friggin around. Agriculture is work.

Besides, I thought you were a Sailor boy?

 

[Guest]

Since our religious beliefs seem to be well in hand, perhaps we should consider some high art for them to battle with. (I sure "entertainment" will be found elsewhere) Might I suggest a "Dirty Parts" Theatre Company for the wee hours? Imagine: we could see Othello and Desdemona making the beast with two backs, Antony and Cleo humping away and oh, those Roman orgies!

The whole point of our own country, it we won't have to wait until nighttime for such activities. There is no such thing things acceptable activies at night that are not equally acceptable during the day.

By the way : I foresaw our little world in my National Nude Day story.

She Came of Age in a Sex Resort

Shameless plug

 

[eric shawn listo]

The whole point of our own country, it we won't have to wait until nighttime for such activities. There is no such thing things acceptable activies at night that are not equally acceptable during the day.

By the way : I foresaw our little world in my National Nude Day story.

She Came of Age in a Sex Resort

Shameless plug

Sorry, I din't mean we'd have to hide in the night. By "wee hours" I meant after everyone was sated, relaxed, in the mood to watch a play...wait a minute what am I saying...with this bunch how could that ever happen...it'd be just like real life...no one would come..to the theatre that is...

 

[logophile]

ahha! i knew i wasnt the only one here who knit! alas! we shall knit and it will be good. and....when the hemp crops mature, we can use the stalks like flax and knit hemp sweaters. this is truly nirvana.

one concern...how are we to make electricity? windmills? hydropower? is anyone here an electrician? well need power for the puters... how can we solve this conumdrum?

Oh, another Knitter! 'Tis the season to make scarves... Yes, I can help knit too!

Electricity? Well, on a deserted island that should be easy. There would be plenty of sun to run most things by solar power, however the panels are ugly. But wind would also be quite feasable and there's just nothing quite as charming as windmills. Additionally, hydropower would be a cakewalk, especially if there are any waterfalls on the island.

My greater concern is garbage removal. I volunteer to set up the compost piles, but we'll still need a way to get some trash off the island... I suppose that we can always sail it back to Fiji and pay to dump it there. That would also give a way to recycle... OK, while I don't want to actually touch most of the trash, I'd be happy to map out the trash plan and put it in motion.

Oh yay! When do we move in?

 

[RebeccaLeah]

Ok, ya'll have left out the most important figure.....

I'll be the lawyer that prevents or argues against any lawsuits brought against the island. Just give me a couple years to get through law school first.

I also braid a mean hemp necklace.