A Radical Sabbatical Idea

[Guest]

You're strangely obsessed with my muck . . . freak.

I just want to act as Angel Honey's personal . . . (ahem) . . . assistant!

And I wouldn't mind learning to play rugby.

Who you calling freak, you carpeted camel! I offer to make your presence in the community less odiferous, and you berate me?

If we had a few more of you, I could see a polo team maybe. Giddiup Evil.

 

[LadyJeanne]

Who you calling freak, you carpeted camel! I offer to make your presence in the community less odiferous, and you berate me?

If we had a few more of you, I could see a polo team maybe. Giddiup Evil.

Oooo, how about water polo? All those naked bits splloshing around in the water - love it!

 

[Guest]

Oooo, how about water polo? All those naked bits splloshing around in the water - love it!

Speaking of naked bits, I'm assuming clothing isn't optional, but outlawed?

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Oooo, how about water polo? All those naked bits splloshing around in the water - love it!

The problem with waterpolo is that the horses tend to drown.

 

[Guest]

The problem with waterpolo is that the horses tend to drown.

And the reason the blind don't skydive is the dogs scream all the way down.

 

[LadyJeanne]

The problem with waterpolo is that the horses tend to drown.

Ah, we can't have that! How about naked synchronized swimming then, for the two-footed? The duck and geese can float about judging and the four footed can award rides as prizes.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Ah, we can't have that! How about naked synchronized swimming then, for the two-footed? The duck and geese can float about judging and the four footed can award rides as prizes.

Or can BE prizes, depending on who won!

 

[Guest]

Site Selection Committee

Check this link

http://www.turtlefiji.com/accom/images/rental_01.jpg

This is a good possibility. It is in Fiji

 

[LadyJeanne]

Or can BE prizes, depending on who won!

And we'll get it all on videocam for the porn site

 

[doormouse]

And the reason the blind don't skydive is the dogs scream all the way down.

LOL

 

[Edward Teach]

I can handle the breast exams.

I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Rumple totally ignored my early offer so I'd love to join the team, babe; best way to learn about the game, eh? (But you and I can't ever touch ).

Pear

Whoa, Nellie! My reputation as a misogynistic, redneck homophobe and true southern gentleman has been impugned.

If I may be so bold as to quote:
ps: Sister Perdita, you can hold my hand any day. Oh, dearly beloved, believers are heeding the call.

In other words, I may be stupid, but I ain't so dumb as to pass up that good a deal.

The Right Rev. Rumple Foreskin

 

[Guest]

Re: Site Selection Committee

Check this link

http://www.turtlefiji.com/accom/images/rental_01.jpg

This is a good possibility. It is in Fiji

ok i was scoping out the islands in maine
what worried me most about them is that they were titled "NEW"...erm...
a new set of islands? that bothers me since i didnt know there had been any eruptions or quakes... i think figi might be a better bet.

 

[Guest]

If I may be so bold as to quote:
ps: Sister Perdita, you can hold my hand any day. Oh, dearly beloved, believers are heeding the call.

Ok, Rumps, I'm going back now to check and make sure you didn't just edit a post.

easily bruised female ego (and then some),

Perdita

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

I'll do the cooking and I can clean too. I love primitive-type shit like this.

Wasn't there a movie like this with Leo DiCaprio, where they all lived on some island?

Hell, we should seriously try it.

 

[Guest]

Well, Rumpledumps, I see you added the p.s. as an afterthought, so I shall need a day or two to recover from the neglect.

Perdita gets a p.s., sheesh!

Perdita

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Site Selection Committee

ok i was scoping out the islands in maine
what worried me most about them is that they were titled "NEW"...erm...
a new set of islands? that bothers me since i didnt know there had been any eruptions or quakes... i think figi might be a better bet.

Fiji would be alot warmer than Maine!

I think new probably is a euphimism for undeveloped.
No phones, no lights, no motor cars,
not a single luxury.
Like Robinson Crusoe,
it's primitive as can be.


Picture if you will, Honey, Cloudy, Vella, Cookie Jar, Sima, Perdita, Matricah, Abs and all the rest of the Lit women walking up the warm sandy beach, together.

Edited to respond to Sima : The Beach

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Ok, Rumps, I'm going back now to check and make sure you didn't just edit a post.

easily bruised female ego (and then some),

Perdita

Seek and ye shall find, I think it's on the second page.

However, whatever you find notwithstanding, being as how I'm a married guy, I'll go ahead and admit it was my fault--it always is. After all, if I'd been more fulsome in my acceptance, no doubt it would not have been overlooked. See, it really was my fault.

The Right Rev. Rumple Foreskin

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

We could pull this off, right?

Lets have a bake sale and start raising money.

 

[Guest]

according to Ted's web site link, all we have to do is come up with a million or so dollars
so
that would mean selling million brownies
or
500,000 double decker brownies
or
250,000 triple decker brownies

how about 125,000 brownie cakes?

yeah thats more like it.

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

according to Ted's web site link, all we have to do is come up with a million or so dollars
so
that would mean selling million brownies
or
500,000 double decker brownies
or
250,000 triple decker brownies

how about 125,000 brownie cakes?

yeah thats more like it.

Let's get everyone interested to set aside a small pocket of money and see how much we come up with.

*deadly serious look*

 

[Guest]

Let's get everyone interested to set aside a small pocket of money and see how much we come up with

Rumple will pay my share.

Perdita

 

[Guest]

Rumple will pay my share.

Perdita

now, THAT, is class.
*snicker* i love it P

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

Rumple will pay my share.

Perdita

The alpaca's gonna pay mine.

 

[Guest]

Thanks, Vellala. He will not hear the end of making me an afterthought. P.