A Radical Sabbatical Idea

[Rumple Foreskin]

We could pull this off, right?

Lets have a bake sale and start raising money.

SIMA, you need to think BIG. Maybe a bake sale and a cake walk?

I vote for Fiji over Maine, just so long as those Lit ladies will be walking all together on the beach in their "alltogethers."

The Right Rev. Rumple Foreskin

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

SIMA, you need to think BIG. Maybe a bake sale and a cake walk?

I vote for Fiji over Maine, just so long as those Lit ladies will be walking all together on the beach in their "alltogethers."

The Right Rev. Rumple Foreskin

*sigh* Bake sale...that was a lil joke.

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

So, I have a question. What do we do with our children?

 

[Guest]

Perdita, my love, come sit with me under a tree and have tea. We shall point and laugh at them while they go about their laborious tasks. We'll be ladies of leisure, but we will command servicing from some of the fittest men-folk at least twice per day.

Lou - left off everyone's lists except Earl (gotta love that boy)



P.S. An afterthought ( ), Evil Alpaca included me, but as a leatherworker. I think he has me down as some kind of Domme. Doesn't know me very well, does he? Couldn't be further from the truth.

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

[No message]

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

He will not hear the end of making me an afterthought. P.

Perdita,

Forgive me. I was in such a rush to get a message to you, I used a PS instead of a new post, honest. To quote the legendary, Jake Blues:

Jake: You know I love ya baby, I wouldn't leave ya. It wasn't my fault.
Mysterious lady: You miserable slug. You think you can talk you're way out of this? You betrayed me.
Jake: No I didn't. Honest. I ran outta gas. I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from outta town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake, a terrible flood, locust's. It wasn't my fault, I swear to God!

The Right Rev. Rumple Foreskin

 

[Guest]

Perdita, my love, come sit with me under a tree and have tea. We shall point and laugh at them...

Love to, Loulou. P.

p.s. for RF: Pfffffft!

 

[Guest]

Love to, Loulou. P.

p.s. for RF: Pfffffft!

Stuff 'em, eh?

Lou

P.S. Gotta join in your pffffffft!

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Love to, Loulou. P.

p.s. for RF: Pfffffft!

I've gotten the "Pfffffft Off" from Perdita. "Gloom, despair, and agony on me. Deep dark depression, excessive misery."

The REJECTED Right Rev Rumple Foreskin

ps: Don't get cocky, P. You ain't the first.

 

[Guest]

So, I have a question. What do we do with our children?

Per Lit standards, leave them at home until they are 18.

We forgot a major fundraiser - Alpaca sweaters. Stand out in the full moon a lot Evil. I hear it promotes fur growth.

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

Per Lit standards, leave them at home until they are 18.

We forgot a major fundraiser - Alpaca sweaters. Stand out in the full moon a lot Evil. I hear it promotes fur growth.

I'm not leaving mine at home. We could build a daycare.

 

[logophile]

Yeah, I'm with Sima, can't leave the kids at home. We'll need special housing for them. I've done a fabulous job of being both a wonderful mother and a vampy, demanding sex goddess. I can teach classes if necessary.

Additionally, I can help with medical care. I'm a midwife, so I can do obvious midwifery stuff (prenatal care, labor and birth, postpartum care, breastfeeding education, basic women's and children's health, etc). I can also help with birth control. I also do CPR, suturing and other basic first aid stuff.

And, I love party planning. Love that! Oh my gosh, I almost forgot about fundraising... Sima's bakesale idea is a good one. I bet I could come up with a few others.

Happy lend both my hands to this endeavor... and any other body part necessary!

 

[Honey123]

Only if there are 18 year olds in the daycare....then I'll be happy to assist...

 

[Evil Alpaca]

The alpaca's gonna pay mine.

I'm doing what now?

 

[Honey123]

I'm doing what now?

You're laying on the hay so I can..oh....erm...nevermind...

SIMA said you are paying her way into the commune

 

[gotwood49]

Hi kids! Can I join in this little commune? Seems to me you're

gonna need somewhere to sleep (even if it's a barn, Evil!)

I volunteer to build all the buildings, as that's what I've done

for the last 30+ years. (Honey, you get a special house, one

that only I hold the key to, lest you get more 'spoiled' by these

randy men )

Vella, I'll also build you and your Lucky lady your own place...

wouldn't want you to be disturbed in your writing of part 2 of

'Sensual Sabbatical'...I can't wait!!

I've got the tool belt...put me to work!!

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

Oooo I love kids. I could work part time at the daycare. Cooking, keeping the whole of the place clean, organize activities, etc.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

First, I have no problems with the barn, provided I get a warm pile of hay to . . . entertain . . . Honey in. So no keeping Honey under lock and key! And Shanglan gets a guest stall!

Hi kids! Can I join in this little commune? Seems to me you're

gonna need somewhere to sleep (even if it's a barn, Evil!)

I volunteer to build all the buildings, as that's what I've done

for the last 30+ years. (Honey, you get a special house, one

that only I hold the key to, lest you get more 'spoiled' by these

randy men )

Vella, I'll also build you and your Lucky lady your own place...

wouldn't want you to be disturbed in your writing of part 2 of

'Sensual Sabbatical'...I can't wait!!

I've got the tool belt...put me to work!!

 

[gotwood49]

First, I have no problems with the barn, provided I get a warm pile of hay to . . . entertain . . . Honey in. So no keeping Honey under lock and key! And Shanglan gets a guest stall!

...okay, Evil. I'm not Honey's keeper (darn it!) Besides, with

Sima and Lou around...hey, we guys should 'share the wealth,'

right?

(...does that sound sexist? DAMN RIGHT !! )

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

...okay, Evil. I'm not Honey's keeper (darn it!) Besides, with

Sima and Lou around...hey, we guys should 'share the wealth,'

right?

(...does that sound sexist? DAMN RIGHT !! )

I will be sharing nothing but friendship with ANY guys.

 

[gotwood49]

I will be sharing nothing but friendship with ANY guys.

...that's okay, Sima. I could use a friend tonight

 

[Guest]

Hi kids! Can I join in this little commune? Seems to me you're

gonna need somewhere to sleep (even if it's a barn, Evil!)

I volunteer to build all the buildings, as that's what I've done

for the last 30+ years. (Honey, you get a special house, one

that only I hold the key to, lest you get more 'spoiled' by these

randy men )

Vella, I'll also build you and your Lucky lady your own place...

wouldn't want you to be disturbed in your writing of part 2 of

'Sensual Sabbatical'...I can't wait!!

I've got the tool belt...put me to work!!

and for that, you earn special priveledges... what they are, i dont know but youve got them!



~~~
Lou, you werent left off the list here, ya gatta volunteer ta do sumphin.. and if leisure is your game.. baby... leisure away!
i'll watch you be leisurely with P

 

[gotwood49]

and for that, you earn special priveledges... what they are, i dont know but youve got them!



Wow, vella, I can't wait to see what THOSE are! By the way,

I meant that about your story...HOT HOT HOT! Woody

~~~
Lou, you werent left off the list here, ya gatta volunteer ta do sumphin.. and if leisure is your game.. baby... leisure away!
i'll watch you be leisurely with P

 

[Guest]

well, thank you GW... ack.. not a good acronym.. erm..
thank you gotwood, sweetie. im smiling ear to ear.

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

So should we do it?