~ a secret place ~

Purple Weeble said:
LMAO Smoke!!!! That cracked me up!!!! Thanks for the good laugh today. i needed that. Ya gotta love little Johnny.

Weekend Greetings to everyone.

((((((((Kitten & her Daddy)))))))))))))
((((((((Ash & Smoke ))))))))))))
((((((((Peaches))))))))))))

And everyone else who would like a hug!
love to see you out and about weeble.....love you.....
 
It's good to be out again.....kinda been hiding under the covers myself lately, but i slapped myself silly and i'm back now. :nana:
 
Purple Weeble said:
It's good to be out again.....kinda been hiding under the covers myself lately, but i slapped myself silly and i'm back now. :nana:
i am out and enjoying myself...going to be myself......
 
We wouldn't want you to be anybody else Peaches!! Keep smiling sissy. It's a brand new year and a fresh new start for all.
 
thought y'all might like this too

This apparently was a real memo sent at a computer company to its employees in all seriousness.

This memo is from an unnamed computer company. It went to all field engineers about a computer peripheral problem. The author of this memo was quite serious. The engineers rolled on the floor.


"Mouse Balls"

Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Units).

Therefore, if a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel.

Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop-off method. Domestic balls are replaced by the twist-off method. Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge.

Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse can be used immediately.

It is recommended that each replacer have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction.

Any customer missing his balls should suspect local personnel of removing these necessary items.
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20smoke said:
thought y'all might like this too

This apparently was a real memo sent at a computer company to its employees in all seriousness.

This memo is from an unnamed computer company. It went to all field engineers about a computer peripheral problem. The author of this memo was quite serious. The engineers rolled on the floor.


"Mouse Balls"

Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Units).

Therefore, if a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel.

Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop-off method. Domestic balls are replaced by the twist-off method. Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge.

Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse can be used immediately.

It is recommended that each replacer have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction.

Any customer missing his balls should suspect local personnel of removing these necessary items.
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lmfao.......so funny.........
 
Good evening everyone:). I'm on a break from work so I thought I would come by and see how everyone's doing. I hope everyone's having a great weekend so far:).
 
Hey Kittens Daddy, just checking to see if this post makes Your "thingy beep" or if You are taking a nap. LOL!!! Just checking on Ya! :p
 
My contribution....

One day the teacher decided to ask the children what kind of jobs their daddys did. She was very cautious as she just knew once again Little Johnny would probably burn her so she decided to leave him for last.

Each child stood up telling the father's proffession... there were cops, bakers, construction workers and even some electricians. Finally it was Little Johnny's turn. He stood up and said, "My dad's a stripper at a gay bar."

The teacher was thrown off... it wasn't as bad as she'd expected but now she was very curious! As the children were leaving class, she called to Little Johnny to stay behind.

"Little Johnny," she asked, "is your dad really a stripper at a gay bar?"

Little Johnny lowered his head, shaking it. "No mam, I was too embarassed to tell that he's a coach for TN!"



Ya'll say a prayer that the next time I come online that I can tell you that my company is gone!! They layed around all day yesterday.... "waiting on the phone call for them to go look at the duplex"... *sigh*

Blowin' :kiss: s....
 
Wanted to say good morning to all the wonderful people here before I get myself to job searching again. Hope everyone has a great Monday.

{{{Liza}}} ~ hope your house is your own very soon! :nana:

{{{kitten}}} ~ miss seeing you, sissy :rose:

{{{Ash and Smoke}}} ~ you two keep me smiling :)

{{{Peach}}} ~ hang in there, sissy :rose:

{{{Pita}}} ~ soon . . . :cathappy:

{{{Weeble, Ms.B, kitten's Daddy, Azul, and anyone I've missed}}} ~ have a great week!
 
YAY!!

I just saw a purple weeble post on my thread !!!!

girrrrrl.. i tell you.. that nick is SO you :kiss: :D

Happy Monday friends .. hope the weekend was kind to you

*hugs*

*kitten love for my Daddy*

and some extra special hugs for all of my girls :heart:
 
His lil secret said:
takes that kiss and places it softly on my cheek..

so nice to see you sweetheart.. happy new year to you :rose:
You too. Looks like it's the final countdown til your encounter.
 
Azuldrgon said:
You too. Looks like it's the final countdown til your encounter.
Thank you so much..

yep... not much longer till the big day :rose:

we're meeting up with a friend of ours as well.. so it's going to be a wonderful weekend :)
 
His lil secret said:
Thank you so much..

yep... not much longer till the big day :rose:

we're meeting up with a friend of ours as well.. so it's going to be a wonderful weekend :)
I hope you enjoy it!

My special weekend is in two weeks.
 
His lil secret said:
YAY!!

I just saw a purple weeble post on my thread !!!!

girrrrrl.. i tell you.. that nick is SO you :kiss: :D


Thanks sissy. It's about time i showed up around here, huh?

Hugs and kisses to you and your Daddy

And to everyone here that would like them
 
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