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TantaLiza said:
THEY'RE GONE!!!!! :nana: :nana: :nana: :nana:

I may even sleep nakey tonight!! :D


Happy Hump Day!!!! :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
YEA, LIZA!!!!! :nana: Doing the happy dance for you!

Looks like AP has jumped in and wants to help get Smoke for that sexist comment he made. All right, ladies, hold him down! Weeble, can we borrow that paddle now? ;)

Hope everyone has a happy hump day. Just got a line on another job that just opened up. Something's gotta break here soon. I NEED A JOB!!!!

Hugs and kisses to all.
 
Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures, tacked to a bulletin board, of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. "Yes," said the policeman. "The detectives want very badly to capture him." Little Johnny asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?"
 
iceracer said:
Hi i'm a friendly person so i thought i'd pop in and say hi :D
Welcome, iceracer. This is a friendly place for friendly people. Hope you enjoy your visit.

Smoke, where do you come up with this shit? LMAO. :D

Hope everyone is having a nice night. :rose:
 
His lil secret said:
yooohoooo... weebly girl.. did the dates for our meeting change?? :confused:

if so. i need to make some phone calls to the hotel !!


Oops..........sorry sissy.....i was looking at the wrong calendar and got my dates confuseled. i'm really losing it anymore, i have no idea what day it is. Just call me when i'm supposed to leave and i'll jump in the truck and be on my way! LMAO!!!

And yes BG, you can borrow my paddles for Smoke! Just don't tell them you got them from me.

See you soon sissy!!!!!!! :nana: :nana: :nana:
 
20smoke said:
what sexist jokes? that was a commentary.... a joke is something untrue or made up
I have a crop, a brush handle, and 2 flogers...no worries gals, I'll see him at the end of January and he'll get his just rewards!:p

Iloveyou baby
 
Well... it lasted a night! They stayed one last night... he's now got a job out of town for a month and she's moving back in with her parents while he's gone. She's gonna be doing some medical transcripting on pc for a local Dr to make some money herself. When he comes back, they're gonna get a "real house".... must be nice! *sigh* I am happy for them tho!!

I decided I needed a REAL break so I asked for Friday off!! Three day weekend, here I come!! :nana:

My friend Lisa is going to the oncologist Friday to make plans for chemo... I'm gonna watch her daughter while they're gone. She's 5 so I pray the weather is good so maybe we can go to the playground!!

I hope weeble, sissy and her Daddy have an awesome weekend!! And the rest of the family, too!! :heart: :kiss:
 
It was the first day of third grade in a new town for Little Johnny. As a test, his teacher went around the room and asked each of the students to count to 50. Some did very well, counting as high as 30 or 40 with just a few mistakes. Others couldn’t get past 20. Little Johnny, however, did extremely well; he counted past 50, right up to 100 without any mistakes. He was so excited that he ran home and told his Dad how well he had done.
His dad nodded and told him, "That’s because you are from Alabama, son."
The next day, in Language Class, the teacher asked the students to recite the alphabet. It’s third grade, so most could make it half way through without much trouble. Some made it to S or T, but Little Johnny rattled off the alphabet perfectly right to the end. That evening, Johnny once again bragged to his Dad about his prowess in his new school.
His Dad, knowingly, explained to him, "That’s because you are from Alabama, son."
The next day, after Physical Education, the boys were taking showers. Johnny noted that, compared to the other boys in his grade, he seemed overly "well endowed." This confused him. That night he told his dad, "Dad, they all have little tiny ones, but mine is ten times bigger than theirs. Is that because I’m from Alabama?" he asked.
"No, son," explained his Dad, "That’s because you’re 18."
 
TantaLiza said:
I hope weeble, sissy and her Daddy have an awesome weekend!! And the rest of the family, too!! :heart: :kiss:

Thanks so much Liza.....we are all getting pretty excited about meeting each other. i'll be taking my laptop with so i have something to do while those two are "talking" :nana: LMAO!! It's going to be a good time. Just wish me luck that i don't fall asleep on my drive down there. i get sleepy so easily.

Smoke!!! That joke was too funny!!! But it sounds like You are in for a little spanking soon, huh? Although i'm sure if it is coming from Your ash, You won't care. ;)

Weekend is almost here!!!! YEAH!!!!!! :nana:
 
wishing all of you a great weekend :rose:

i wish you the sweetest of dreams Daddy.. i love you muchly :kiss:

*hugs* for
ash and smoke, weeble girl, liza, peachy girl, bg2, Ms. B, pita and joe, azul, and my family and anyone else i may have missed.
welcome to the thread ice :rose:


There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet.

After a while, one of the first two turns to the third and says, "Well, what about you? What sort of control do you have over your wife?"

The third fellow says "I'll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees."

The first two guys were amazed. "What happened then?" they asked.

"She said, 'get out from under the bed and fight like a man.'"
 
Purple Weeble said:
Thanks so much Liza.....we are all getting pretty excited about meeting each other. i'll be taking my laptop with so i have something to do while those two are "talking" :nana: LMAO!! It's going to be a good time. Just wish me luck that i don't fall asleep on my drive down there. i get sleepy so easily.

Smoke!!! That joke was too funny!!! But it sounds like You are in for a little spanking soon, huh? Although i'm sure if it is coming from Your ash, You won't care. ;)

Weekend is almost here!!!! YEAH!!!!!! :nana:
:cathappy: I'm so excited sissy !! We're going to have such a great time !! :kiss:
 
His lil secret said:
wishing all of you a great weekend :rose:

i wish you the sweetest of dreams Daddy.. i love you muchly :kiss:

*hugs* for
ash and smoke, weeble girl, liza, peachy girl, bg2, Ms. B, pita and joe, azul, and my family and anyone else i may have missed.
welcome to the thread ice :rose:


There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet.

After a while, one of the first two turns to the third and says, "Well, what about you? What sort of control do you have over your wife?"

The third fellow says "I'll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees."

The first two guys were amazed. "What happened then?" they asked.

"She said, 'get out from under the bed and fight like a man.'"

LOL! You seem to be in a wonderful mood tonight Lil:).
 
Ms.Breaker said:
LOL! You seem to be in a wonderful mood tonight Lil:).
Hello Ms. B :rose: how lovely to see you !
I hope you and your hubby are doing well.

Mr. Smoke has been naughty of late.. I'm just trying to "even" things up ;)
 
His lil secret said:
Hello Ms. B :rose: how lovely to see you !
I hope you and your hubby are doing well.

Mr. Smoke has been naughty of late.. I'm just trying to "even" things up ;)

LOL! We had a marvelous day today:D. I'm still in afterglow.

Oh then by all means, please even things up:).
 
Ms.Breaker said:
LOL! We had a marvelous day today:D. I'm still in afterglow.

Oh then by all means, please even things up:).
oh yessss.... there is nothing quite like that afterglow !! :heart:



I'll go easy on him tonight.. unless he pops in with some more of his offerings lol

he really is a sweetheart... i just like giving him the little brother treatment ;)
 
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((HISSY))))))))))))))))))))))))))):heart:

Gosh I love and miss you sissylove! I am so excited for you and (((((((((((((((((yourDaddy)))))))))))))))))))) and
(((((((((((((((((((((((((weeblesissy)))))))))))))))))))))))))))! I know that you all will have a magnanimous time! Please know that I'll be with y'all in spirit, and I want details!!!:nana:


(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((Smokebaby-my preciousTim))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Your love stagggers me. Thank you for making my life something to look forward to in spite of my circumstances, helping keep me centered, and for just loving me the way you do. :heart::kiss:
((((((((((((((((((((((((Liza))))))))))))))))))))))))))) I'm praying for you, your friends, and the situations you are dealing with. If anyone deserves peace and happiness, it's you!

((((((((((((((((BG, Ms.B, Peachygirl, pita and joe, Azul, and everyone else))))))))))))))))


Please everyone have a wonderful day and weekend.
I take my Daddy to radiation therapy later today, and pray that it all goes well.

I've not been online a whole lot lately due to being thoroughly exhausted from my 10 hour work days turning into 11-12 hours. i hate my job, the people I work with are so ugly-hearted. Things with Capt. Sunshine are making me weary, and I miss spending more time with my boys.

I miss and love you all. HUGS!
 
Happy birthday to the Purple Weeble !!

I wish you the best birthday ever sweety !!!



Hope the weekend has been a good one for all of you.


:kiss: ((((((((Daddy))))))))) :kiss:


(((((((Ash and smoke)))))))) :kiss:

(((((((my family)))))))


((((((friends))))))
 
Raindear816 said:
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((HISSY))))))))))))))))))))))))))):heart:

Gosh I love and miss you sissylove! I am so excited for you and (((((((((((((((((yourDaddy)))))))))))))))))))) and
(((((((((((((((((((((((((weeblesissy)))))))))))))))))))))))))))! I know that you all will have a magnanimous time! Please know that I'll be with y'all in spirit, and I want details!!!:nana:


(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((Smokebaby-my preciousTim))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Your love stagggers me. Thank you for making my life something to look forward to in spite of my circumstances, helping keep me centered, and for just loving me the way you do. :heart::kiss:
((((((((((((((((((((((((Liza))))))))))))))))))))))))))) I'm praying for you, your friends, and the situations you are dealing with. If anyone deserves peace and happiness, it's you!

((((((((((((((((BG, Ms.B, Peachygirl, pita and joe, Azul, and everyone else))))))))))))))))


Please everyone have a wonderful day and weekend.
I take my Daddy to radiation therapy later today, and pray that it all goes well.

I've not been online a whole lot lately due to being thoroughly exhausted from my 10 hour work days turning into 11-12 hours. i hate my job, the people I work with are so ugly-hearted. Things with Capt. Sunshine are making me weary, and I miss spending more time with my boys.

I miss and love you all. HUGS!
Hello sweet sissylove :heart:

Sending some kitten love and prayers to you and yours.. and extra ones for your Daddy...
I know this is a very tough time for you honey, keep in touch as best you can darlin'... just make sure to take extra good care of yourself !
 
One day in school, the teacher decides to play 20 questions.

So the teacher says "OK kids, I am thinking of something round, and red"

Little Suzy pipes up "I know, it's a tomato".

"No but you're thinking, it's an apple" replies the teacher.

So Little Johnny stands up, places his hand in his pocket and says "I am holding onto something that is round, hard, and has a head on it"

"Go to the principals office" says the teacher.

"No but you're thinking", say Johnny, "It's a quarter"
 
Good Sunday morning, everyone. It's gotten cold here again, so staying in where it's warm today.

{{{{{Ash}}}}} ~ you and your dad are in my thoughts and prayers, sweetie. :rose:

{{{Smoke}}} ~ I'm thinking you have entirely too much time on your hands! :p

{{{kitten & kitten's Daddy}}} ~ hope your weekend was everything you wanted it to be! :)

{{{Pita, Peach, Weeble, Azul, Ms.B, Liza, iceracer, and anyone I've missed}}} ~ hope all is well with everyone. :kiss:
 
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