~ a secret place ~

[a_sweet_juicy_peach]

Thanks sissy. It's about time i showed up around here, huh?

Hugs and kisses to you and your Daddy

And to everyone here that would like them

kisses Weeble......and great big hugs........

 

[Purple Weeble]

Right back at ya Peachey girl. Have a good week!!!

 

[a_sweet_juicy_peach]

Right back at ya Peachey girl. Have a good week!!!

oh nooooooooooo sissy.....we have to get you posting more......it says you are a virgin.....lol.......now we know better than that.....lol........

 

[Purple Weeble]

Does it count that i FEEL like i'm a virgin? i haven't sex in over a year and before that it was once or twice a year if i was lucky. So does that count?

 

[20smoke]

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? ~ When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."

 

[Raindear816]

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? ~ When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."

Oh dear goodness, Tim. That's just plum awful!

 

[20smoke]

of course that doesnt apply to you beautiful

 

[BeachGurl2]

Morning, everyone. Got cold here today - 21. Brrrr.

Smoke ~ you should know better than to post sexist jokes. Someone's gonna get ya! If not Ash, then I will!

{{{Liza}}} ~ hope your house is your own again!

{{{hugs}}} and s to everyone else.

 

[Purple Weeble]

Hi Everyone! Happy Tuesday. i'm going to meet Secret and her Daddy next week and i'm getting so excited!!! i can't wait!!!! WOOOHOOOO It's going to be a good week!!! YEAH!!!!!!!!!

Have a Beautiful day everyone!!!!!!!

 

[His lil secret]

happy tuesday everyone

hope your houseguests are gone soon liza

good luck on the job search bg2


*waves to Mrs. ShadowP-- hope life is treating you kindly*

*hugs for the peachy girl.. and azuldragon*

yooohoooo... weebly girl.. did the dates for our meeting change??

if so. i need to make some phone calls to the hotel !!

 

[His lil secret]

Oh dear goodness, Tim. That's just plum awful!

*giggle*

i agree babygirl.. i think he needs a swat or two

(((((((((((ash and smoke)))))))))))

 

[20smoke]

Morning, everyone. Got cold here today - 21. Brrrr.

Smoke ~ you should know better than to post sexist jokes. Someone's gonna get ya! If not Ash, then I will!

{{{Liza}}} ~ hope your house is your own again!

{{{hugs}}} and s to everyone else.

what sexist jokes? that was a commentary.... a joke is something untrue or made up

 

[His lil secret]

((((((((((my Daddy)))))))))

I'm missing you something fierce today

 

[BeachGurl2]

what sexist jokes? that was a commentary.... a joke is something untrue or made up

You deserve a spanking. Anyone have a paddle handy?

 

[His lil secret]

You deserve a spanking. Anyone have a paddle handy?

The purple weeble has two brand new ones..

 

[BeachGurl2]

The purple weeble has two brand new ones..

Think she'll let me borrow one? I think in this case I can make an exception and become the spanker.

 

[20smoke]

Think she'll let me borrow one? I think in this case I can make an exception and become the spanker.

for BG


On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! No one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well I've had it! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN??" For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says. He's gorgeous! Tall, built, with flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. No one moves. The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the strange man approaches. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers: "Iron this."

 

[BeachGurl2]

for BG


On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! No one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well I've had it! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN??" For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says. He's gorgeous! Tall, built, with flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. No one moves. The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the strange man approaches. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers: "Iron this."

This is for you, baby.
http://misterbill.homeip.net/misc/smileys/new/biteme.gif

 

[20smoke]

This is for you, baby.
http://misterbill.homeip.net/misc/smileys/new/biteme.gif

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question. "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left ?"
"None.",replied Johnny. "'cause the rest would fly away."
"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher. "But I like the way you are thinking."
Little Johnny said, "I have a question for you now. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one licking her cone, the second biting her cone, and the third one sucking her cone, which one is married?"
"Well," said the teacher nevously, "I guess the one sucking the cone?"
"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger. But I like the way you are thinking."

 

[BeachGurl2]

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question. "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left ?"
"None.",replied Johnny. "'cause the rest would fly away."
"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher. "But I like the way you are thinking."
Little Johnny said, "I have a question for you now. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one licking her cone, the second biting her cone, and the third one sucking her cone, which one is married?"
"Well," said the teacher nevously, "I guess the one sucking the cone?"
"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger. But I like the way you are thinking."

LMFAO

 

[His lil secret]

Think she'll let me borrow one? I think in this case I can make an exception and become the spanker.

If it's for smoke's tushie.. I'm sure it won't be a problem

 

[asian_princess]

what sexist jokes? that was a commentary.... a joke is something untrue or made up

ahem...ladies? GET HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...and don't look so excited smokey!! we won't be attacking you in the way you wish

 

[TantaLiza]

THEY'RE GONE!!!!!

I may even sleep nakey tonight!!


Happy Hump Day!!!!

 

[His lil secret]

THEY'RE GONE!!!!!

I may even sleep nakey tonight!!


Happy Hump Day!!!!

*happy dance*
Woohoo !! That's great news sissy !!!


happy hump day my friends


(((((Daddy)))))

 

[Ms.Breaker]

Good morning everyone.