Virtual_Burlesque
Former Ecdysiast
- Joined
- Mar 31, 2004
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That regular Butt-UglierThe_Fool said:Last year I was Butt-Ugly.
This year I am Butt-Uglier.![]()
Or Coyote Butt-Uglier?
Signed: Animal Lover
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That regular Butt-UglierThe_Fool said:Last year I was Butt-Ugly.
This year I am Butt-Uglier.![]()
Virtual_Burlesque said:That regular Butt-Uglier
Or Coyote Butt-Uglier?
Signed: Animal Lover
TxRad said:I'm old, fat, ugly, and write porn....
What's not to love???


The_Darkness said:I'm in better shape than I was last summer at this time, both better looking (slightly thinner, much stronger) and better health-wise. I still have the same goatee, the same bad shoulders, the same bad knees, the same bad elbow and wrist. I have managed to wreck my good ankle (running while drunk is bad, M'kay...).






lil_elvis said:The mrs. finds me attractive. What else do I need?
Okay, maybe it's the 8-inch dick, but let's not quibble over details
The_Darkness said:That seems to be the eyes-wide-open mark....and yeah, as long as you're comfortable with who you are and what you do, and your partner is the same, then what the hell!
I did find out that doing 25 push ups every time I complete a story is a hell of a way to tone some of that unworked muscle back up. It's not a huge number, but when, on a good day, I can crack out/finish 2 or 3 stories....

Short of plastic surgery, dental work, liposuction and lasik surgery? I'm okay.Affirmation said:How Attractive Are You?
Aesthetically, rather than personality-wise (cause we're all full of inner-beauty, aren't we?). Are you a looker? Do you rate a 'ten'? Do you have the opposite sex drooling after you? I'm shallow, and I need to know... how that would feel.
One year on, have you got better looking? Do you feel better?
Affirmation. (An average-looking guy with an average mind and a mediocre body. But I cook a mean omelette).
Or just put a bag on my head?Sub Joe said:It might be cheaper just to skip town.
ABSTRUSE said:Or just put a bag on my head?