Abs is PMSing...

[Guest]

My favorite sea hag

dont be frightened
dont be alarmed
but
i actually miss you.
i feel ill.

 

[Guest]

spreadin chocolate and lesbians all over this thread

 

[TxRad]

spreadin chocolate and lesbians all over this thread

Why not chocolate covered lesbians..... the best of both or all worlds.....

 

[entitled]

Is it a bad sign that i'm three days late, but haven't had sex in a couple of months?

 

[Guest]

Is it a bad sign that i'm three days late, but haven't had sex in a couple of months?

Ya know, stress can do it, age can do it -- hell, it seems that the whole 28 day thing is a statistical average, which means there are also lots of variance.

Since I went off the pill, I hit within a week either side. Even after 30 freaking years, I'm doing good if I can guess within 2 days. Counting just don't help!

 

[Guest]

Why not chocolate covered lesbians..... the best of both or all worlds.....

those are only served at the Vibe and at Abstrusions

 

[entitled]

Ya know, stress can do it, age can do it -- hell, it seems that the whole 28 day thing is a statistical average, which means there are also lots of variance.

Since I went off the pill, I hit within a week either side. Even after 30 freaking years, I'm doing good if I can guess within 2 days. Counting just don't help!

i did WORSE on the pill (and got pregnant every single friggin time i was put on them) than off of it. i can predict within a two day span of when i'll start. This is AFTER that few days' worth of leeway.

No unusual stresses, not quite anywhere near old enough to worry about it according to family history, nothing.

 

[Guest]

 

[cloudy]

i did WORSE on the pill (and got pregnant every single friggin time i was put on them) than off of it. i can predict within a two day span of when i'll start. This is AFTER that few days' worth of leeway.

No unusual stresses, not quite anywhere near old enough to worry about it according to family history, nothing.

28 days for me, every single month without fail.

What I don't know is how bad it'll be each month.

 

[cloudy]

I keep looking at Munachi's new thread and thinking, "I should respond to this, but the first person who thinks about touching me is going to get a flamethrower to the nads."

I feel ya.

(I'm not touching, tho, I promise)

 

[Guest]

 

[impressive]

28 days for me, every single month without fail.

This was me until the PCOS got out of control. Every ovulation would then result in another cyst -- and each cycle was more painful than the last. I told my gyn it was either surgery or suicide. That's when he finally took me seriously.

 

[damppanties]

Thanks, Cloudy. I keep thinking of what Mallie said about somebody trying to pull my uterus out through my hipbones, and yeah, that's about it.

*mental hugs for everyone*

Hehehe. mmmmmuah!

Ok, ok. Don't kill me. I'll go.

 

[Aurora Black]

Jammies & Imp: OUCH!

 

[SeaCat]

Today I wished I had my digicam with me in the car.

I saw a Florida Vanity plate which made me think of Abs. and all other women who suffer every month. (Including my wife and the other important woman in my life.)

PMS 666

Cat

 

[MissBri]

 

[SeaCat]

That's awesome.

I thought it was too funny and more than a little appropriate for this thread. Hell I almost drove off the road I was laughing so hard. (I had to point it out t my wife who hadn't seen it. When she saw it she almost pissed herself.)

Cat

 

[ABSTRUSE]

PMSing again....I need Chocolate.

NOW!!!

 

[cloudy]

PMSing again....I need Chocolate.

NOW!!!

I have some, and I'll share.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I'm eating everything in this house....then moving to the neighbors to forage for more.

 

[inlovewithyourghost]

PMSing again....I need Chocolate.

NOW!!!

Good Grief, Woman!
I left you an entire basket of Lindts just yesterday!!
You've gone through it already?!?!

 

[TxRad]

Okay, at least now I understand the snow.....

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Good Grief, Woman!
I left you an entire basket of Lindts just yesterday!!
You've gone through it already?!?!

That was like doing a shot.

 

[Guest]

Okay, at east now I understand the snow.....

And a root cause of Three Mile Island back when...

The reason I protect my true identify on Lit is so no one gives me up to Abs at moments like this just to clear their bar tab.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

And a root cause of Three Mile Island back when...

The reason I protect my true identify on Lit is so no one gives me up to Abs at moments like this just to clear their bar tab.

BAR TABS!!!!