Abs is PMSing...

[entitled]

*makes mental note to pluck Rora's lashes out one at a time on next sighting*

 

[Aurora Black]

Fuck!

*revs motorcycle, speeds away*

 

[entitled]

*insert destruction of upbeat pop type music and replacement with dark stuff*

 

[Guest]

 

[Aurora Black]

You read my mind.

*raises hands to protect eyelashes from Ent's wrath, runs away*

 

[entitled]

*has caffeine, food, heating pad, and chocolate... is momentarilt lulled into normalcy*

 

[scheherazade_79]

You're one of my favorite psycho bitchs.

I'll take that as a compliment of the highest order

 

[3113]

You can't kick me, Abs, because I'm likely to hit back twice as hard, and then we'll have a full on cat-fight on our hands

Oh, excellent! *Getting out the video camera* Go for it girls! I can make so much money with this on the internet.....

 

[scheherazade_79]

Oh, excellent! *Getting out the video camera* Go for it girls! I can make so much money with this on the internet.....

What's in it for us? It has to be a good cut, otherwise we're likely to grind your video camera into the floor with our stilettos

 

[3113]

What's in it for us? It has to be a good cut, otherwise we're likely to grind your video camera into the floor with our stilettos

60% (that's 30% each) of the profits and dental. Gotta keep those grimaces and snarls pearly white!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

What's in it for us? It has to be a good cut, otherwise we're likely to grind your video camera into the floor with our stilettos

and.....yea!!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Heads will roll and the sea will turn red with the blood of the innocent.

I need chocolate.

 

[Aurora Black]

Heads will roll and the sea will turn red with the blood of the innocent.

I need chocolate.

*throws some Hershey bars and runs*

 

[ABSTRUSE]

*throws some Hershey bars and runs*

smart girl.

 

[TxRad]

Heads will roll and the sea will turn red with the blood of the innocent.

I need chocolate.

How about a bag of Dove Dark......

Uh, I'll leave the bag here and slowly back away..........

 

[arienette]

smart girl.

What would Abs do for a Klondike bar?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

What would Abs do for a Klondike bar?

Not a fucking thing, I would knock you over and take it.

 

[Aurora Black]

Not a fucking thing, I would knock you over and take it.

Atta girl.

 

[arienette]

Not a fucking thing, I would knock you over and take it.

I opt for the less-violent way of just going to Abs' house in the morning and complaining that I'm hungry.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I opt for the less-violent way of just going to Abs' house in the morning and complaining that I'm hungry.

Just don't wake Abs....if you can find something edible, you have reached the top of the mountain....make coffee while you're there.

 

[Guest]

hello your royal bitchiness.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

hello your royal bitchiness.

My favorite sea hag

 

[arienette]

Just don't wake Abs....if you can find something edible, you have reached the top of the mountain....make coffee while you're there.

Of course, and I know how few and far between edible things are there. Next time I'm cooking the dog!

 

[cloudy]

it's that fucking time again, isn't it?

 

[Guest]

my meateating bird just it me across my thumbnail. she cracked the nail in the nail bed.

I'm thinking she might be tasty marinated in lemonjuice.