eric shawn listo
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Daniellekitten said:If I did that, my marriage would have been over years ago...no wait, that's what I keep telling him.
Ah...the similarities abound.
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Daniellekitten said:If I did that, my marriage would have been over years ago...no wait, that's what I keep telling him.
That sounds surprisingly painful. And for somethings, the mouth just can't stay shut for. Hey a girl has to eat you know..Ted-E-Bare said:That sort of makes oral sex a no go then.
She's just carrying kittens around in there.
They are declawed.Daniellekitten said:That sounds surprisingly painful.
Will trade food for blowjob.Daniellekitten said:And for somethings, the mouth just can't stay shut for. Hey a girl has to eat you know..
TxRad said:Never cold in the AH... someone will always offer to take care of any goosebumps.... Uhhh, I better leave the goose out of this before I have to deal with Matty.....![]()
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Honey123 said:Hey, DK...
Have fun...be yourself....enjoy all the attention of both men and women and smile.
Welcome to the AH...

Daniellekitten said:Thanks Honey. You've all been so wonderful, don't know why I didn't do this earlier.![]()

Daniellekitten said:You've all been so wonderful, don't know why I didn't do this earlier.![]()
Belegon said:Cloudy's only occasionally scary, don't let her play ya...but if ya hear drums, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY!!!!
Salvor-Hardon said:Its a clever ruse we've established to keep the GB'ers at bay. There is an air of intimidation and elitism, but mostly because we intimidate people with our vast superiority.
Oh and humility lots of humility too.
Seems to me I read a story done in the humor satire genre about the aher gang, something about ole one tit and then I went...huh? So it's taking some time to get up the courage, was afraid I'd end up hanging out of a tree by toilet paper or something worse...cloudy said:because we're scary.![]()
PMSL!!! Don't make us write you in the sequel.Daniellekitten said:Seems to me I read a story done in the humor satire genre about the aher gang, something about ole one tit and then I went...huh? So it's taking some time to get up the courage, was afraid I'd end up hanging out of a tree by toilet paper or something worse...
ABSTRUSE said:PMSL!!! Don't make us write you in the sequel.![]()
Sure, you can be my love interest.sophia jane said:Can I be in the sequel?

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!Belegon said:
A sequel? Good God, NO!!!!!sophia jane said:Can I be in the sequel?
Don't get too excited, I may have to kill you off.sophia jane said: