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[sophia jane]

Well its like this.......

I've been running into a lot of really stupid guys lately, and women who are less than fulfilled because the guys are stupid, or clueless or whatever. So I decided that my options were either a) to become a dolphin [shot down by the lack of decent beaches in Georgia] b) become a hyper intelligent holographic projection of the color blue [my favorite color is purple so no good] or c) become a really ugly lesbian with no boobs and the worlds most realistic non-removable strap-on.

So I put in my application to be a lesbian and vella said I was on probartionary status or something and I couldn't tell anyone so I changed my thumb to a couple of other av's while I waited and today is supposedly when I get my results back so to butter up vella I changed back to my thumb.

Only he's dead, notice the X's for eyes and his tongue hanging out.

Have I told you lately how much I you?

 

[Guest]

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[Salvor-Hardon]

Poor thumb, we'll have a wake and I promise to get very drunk and loud and rambunctious in his honor...

Or you could try thumb cpr?

You also need to stand a on a table topless and sing very badly.

He would have wanted it that way.

 

[cloudy]

mouth to thumb just might wake the dead! the few times a woman has suck a digit of mine...whew!

I did that once in the car on the way to have some fun. He told me later that it was the most erotic thing he'd ever experienced.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

I did that once in the car on the way to have some fun. He told me later that it was the most erotic thing he'd ever experienced.

I can totally believe that.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Have I told you lately how much I you?

Awwwwwwww thank you

and I promise if I get accepted as a lesbian, I'll be a Domme so we can still play with your nipple clamps and tie you up and things.

 

[cloudy]

I can totally believe that.

Maybe it's just the promise of what's to come that makes it so erotic?

 

[sophia jane]

Awwwwwwww thank you

and I promise if I get accepted as a lesbian, I'll be a Domme so we can still play with your nipple clamps and tie you up and things.

I expected nothing less.

 

[Guest]

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[SummerMorning]

jack?

No!

the banana!



Sorry, I just couldn't resist. Really. It just came over me.

But I agree, the nerve endings in the thumb are definitely not the same ones as in my anterior navellary appendage.

 

[Tom Collins]

Raotflmao

Damn! You know a thread is worthwhile when you litterally have to leap up and run for the john to keep from pissin' yerself!
You people are completely fucking insane
I have found my HOME!

Hey DK, you can always watch me loose my virginity...I think I'm getting close.

 

[Guest]

You also need to stand a on a table topless and sing very badly.

He would have wanted it that way.

That I can promise, but is that while sucking your thumb or is that during the wake, you're getting me all confused...

 

[Guest]

Damn! You know a thread is worthwhile when you litterally have to leap up and run for the john to keep from pissin' yerself!
You people are completely fucking insane
I have found my HOME!

Hey DK, you can always watch me loose my virginity...I think I'm getting close.

But, it's just not the same as remembering my own...ahh the memories...sigh.

But thanks for the offer. Welcome, I'm a newbie too.

 

[cloudy]

Damn! You know a thread is worthwhile when you litterally have to leap up and run for the john to keep from pissin' yerself!
You people are completely fucking insane
I have found my HOME!

Hey DK, you can always watch me loose my virginity...I think I'm getting close.

12 more posts my dear, then you become "experienced."

at 100 posts you get an AV, and at 1000 posts you get to choose your own title, which we, of course, will make lewd suggestions as to what you need to use.

 

[sophia jane]

Damn! You know a thread is worthwhile when you litterally have to leap up and run for the john to keep from pissin' yerself!
You people are completely fucking insane
I have found my HOME!

Hey DK, you can always watch me loose my virginity...I think I'm getting close.

There have been a few threads over the last months that have made me consider wearing Depends.
And yes, we're insane.

 

[sophia jane]

12 more posts my dear, then you become "experienced."

at 100 posts you get an AV, and at 1000 posts you get to choose your own title, which we, of course, will make lewd suggestions as to what you need to use.

We make lewd suggestions about avs, too.

 

[cloudy]

And yes, we're insane.

my rice crispies told me that exact thing this morning!

 

[Guest]

12 more posts my dear, then you become "experienced."

at 100 posts you get an AV, and at 1000 posts you get to choose your own title, which we, of course, will make lewd suggestions as to what you need to use.

So where do you go to find the best avs?

 

[sophia jane]

my rice crispies told me that exact thing this morning!

Something like "Snap, crazy woman, snap?"

 

[The_Fool]

Not me....I'm not insane. I'm foooolish.....

 

[cloudy]

Something like "Snap, crazy woman, snap?"

no, that was yesterday.

So where do you go to find the best avs?

Some have been found for me, some are of me.....usually just find 'em surfing around, the ones that aren't me, anyway.

 

[sophia jane]

Not me....I'm not insane. I'm foooolish.....

And we love you for it.

 

[Guest]

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[sophia jane]

your own digital camera.

or ask someone to make you a custom one.

Yep.

 

[The_Fool]

And we love you for it.

Good afternoon, Ms. Lustable....Keeping warm?