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[sophia jane]

Don't get too excited, I may have to kill you off.

Well, that's depressing.

 

[Guest]

Vella_la's the scary one...

here is the evidence

I've read some of her work, the icicle thing...so total perfect for a fat slob...lol.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Well, that's depressing.

Okay, I won't kill you....I'll just play with you.

 

[Guest]

Vella_la's the scary one...

here is the evidence

well, ok. maybe i am but only on the inside.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

oh I wanna be in the sequel! Can I be "Random contributor #5" who gets shot bravely trying to save teh heroine then get to say some really poignant line like "tell Vella.... my thumb still loves her" then die.

 

[sophia jane]

Okay, I won't kill you....I'll just play with you.

That's better.


I think.

 

[Guest]

oh I wanna be in the sequel! Can I be "Random contributor #5" who gets shot bravely trying to save teh heroine then get to say some really poignant line like "tell Vella.... my thumb still loves her" then die.

Now that's just sick and wrong...great idea.

 

[Guest]

oh I wanna be in the sequel! Can I be "Random contributor #5" who gets shot bravely trying to save teh heroine then get to say some really poignant line like "tell Vella.... my thumb still loves her" then die.

ROFLMAO.
that, is perfection!

i do so love your thumb.

 

[matriarch]

A sequel? Good God, NO!!!!!

Okay, actually that'd be kind of cool, should do it as a Christmas thing and then we can all wear funky Santa hats that light up with obscene sayings..

By the way, who are the GB's?

Looks as if this one got overlooked.

The GB's........are....*looking all around first*.........inhabitants of the General Board........as opposed to the Author Hangout. An interesting group of individuals......from a sample under the microscope point of view.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

oh I wanna be in the sequel! Can I be "Random contributor #5" who gets shot bravely trying to save teh heroine then get to say some really poignant line like "tell Vella.... my thumb still loves her" then die.

YAY!!! I see a major climatic scene of vella comforting your dying thumb, then throwing back her head and screaming...."Nooooooooooo why is it always the good digits?"

 

[Guest]

Looks as if this one got overlooked.

The GB's........are....*looking all around first*.........inhabitants of the General Board........as opposed to the Author Hangout. An interesting group of individuals......from a sample under the microscope point of view.

Is this a random sample or were specific individuals taken for testing. There might actually be intelligent life forms left out there if it's random.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

"Damnit vella...get a grip."

"but...but...he was opposable!!"

 

[Guest]

"Damnit vella...get a grip."

"but...but...he was opposable!!"

still LOLing
im so damn easily amused

 

[matriarch]

Is this a random sample or were specific individuals taken for testing. There might actually be intelligent life forms left out there if it's random.

Really?
Good heavens, who would have thought it.
You should talk to some of the others who have had more dealings with GB'ers than myself. Personally I avoid them completely.

I do believe that occasionally, the GB'ers organise haphazard raids on the AH, so far with no success whatsoever.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

"Damnit vella...get a grip."

"but...but...he was opposable!!"

ROFLMAO!!!!!

ok time for a new av!

 

[sophia jane]

still LOLing
im so damn easily amused

Me too.

 

[Guest]

Really?
Good heavens, who would have thought it.
You should talk to some of the others who have had more dealings with GB'ers than myself. Personally I avoid them completely.

I do believe that occasionally, the GB'ers organise haphazard raids on the AH, so far with no success whatsoever.

Would that be like a panty raid?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Damnit, I have to leave while it's fun....okay, work Up a plot and I'll co-write it with vella.

 

[cloudy]

Really?
Good heavens, who would have thought it.
You should talk to some of the others who have had more dealings with GB'ers than myself. Personally I avoid them completely.

I do believe that occasionally, the GB'ers organise haphazard raids on the AH, so far with no success whatsoever.

yes, but WE had a very successful raid on THEM awhile back, led by Lou, our fearless general. We brought flowers.

 

[Guest]

When did I become experienced...last time I looked I was a virgin. Man I missed it..again.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Me tribute Av to vella's thumb fetish and Abs's sick sense of humor.

He's dead Jim

 

[Guest]

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[Salvor-Hardon]

Well its like this.......

I've been running into a lot of really stupid guys lately, and women who are less than fulfilled because the guys are stupid, or clueless or whatever. So I decided that my options were either a) to become a dolphin [shot down by the lack of decent beaches in Georgia] b) become a hyper intelligent holographic projection of the color blue [my favorite color is purple so no good] or c) become a really ugly lesbian with no boobs and the worlds most realistic non-removable strap-on.

So I put in my application to be a lesbian and vella said I was on probartionary status or something and I couldn't tell anyone so I changed my thumb to a couple of other av's while I waited and today is supposedly when I get my results back so to butter up vella I changed back to my thumb.

Only he's dead, notice the X's for eyes and his tongue hanging out.

 

[Guest]

Well its like this.......

I've been running into a lot of really stupid guys lately, and women who are less than fulfilled because the guys are stupid, or clueless or whatever. So I decided that my options were either a) to become a dolphin [shot down by the lack of decent beaches in Georgia] b) become a hyper intelligent holographic projection of the color blue [my favorite color is purple so no good] or c) become a really ugly lesbian with no boobs and the worlds most realistic non-removable strap-on.

So I put in my application to be a lesbian and vella said I was on probartionary status or something and I couldn't tell anyone so I changed my thumb to a couple of other av's while I waited and today is supposedly when I get my results back so to butter up vella I changed back to my thumb.

Only he's dead, notice the X's for eyes and his tongue hanging out.

Poor thumb, we'll have a wake and I promise to get very drunk and loud and rambunctious in his honor...

Or you could try thumb cpr?

 

[Guest]

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