Am I normal, a dick or merely childish

[Expertise]

Substance over sexy anyday...

She is hardly a sweet young thing but she is fantastic. Thats why I feel bad for tormenting her at times. She treats me like gold and I try to return the favor for the most part.... but sometimes I just can't resist shocking her or going a bit out of my way to needle/tease/torment.

I would never do anything that would really hurt her or piss her off. At least not knowingly.

 

[Expertise]

Aprils a bitch, the biggest bitch in the whole wide world...

*To the tune of that song from South Park, Bigger Longer and Uncut*

Just kidding cutie

 

[April]

LMFAO over that one! OMG That's so funny. Please start a thread about how I'm such a bitch? Thanks, I really needed that. How did you know? LMFAO And you even made me use the thumb icon! I've never used it before.

 

[KillerMuffin]

You weasel! You prick! You are reprehensible torturing that poor woman that way. Are you a closet misongynist??? Do you live for the moments when you can giggle gleefully over her obvious distress for your heinous coke can crimes?? How dare you. You should be brought before a panel of your peers and judged according to the awful vileness of your crimes. If you're wearing the chaps, I volunteer to be the official spanking administrator.


(I'm joking, don't get so het up. You are normal. For a dick. )

I do the same damned thing. I live to annoy sometimes. I bedevilled the entire board along with Ms. Nekkie simply cause it irritated some people. Why else would I have so many posts? Lasher was amusing me. I stick my hair into the dog's ear cause it irritates him. I drive exactly three miles below the speed limit, or my personal favorite, driving exactly even with a slow moving car, effectively blocking both lanes.

Expertise, quit reading here, don't read any farther!!!!

(I'm making this all up so Ex will feel better. SSssshhhh, don't tell him.)

 

[Cheri]

Well, I waited until I was 47 to get a tattoo. The absolute best moment about it came when I showed it to my 71 year old mother; the look on her face was priceless. I was 17 again.

I seldom miss a chance to annoy her, and an annoyance of that magnitude is very rare.

LMOL Is it any wonder I think you're wonderful?!? I only hope that some day I will be able to annoy my mother to that degree! Closest I have ever come is telling her to fuck off when I wouldn't find out the sex of my second baby. The wench still gave me nothing my grief the last 20 or so
weeks of my pregnancy.
As for you Mr. Exp, do you shock her because of the response you get from her or just because you like it?

 

[Wizard]

Expertise, I find myself doing silly shit like that too....just cause ya can and it keeps life intresting..........

 

[Juliangel]

You sound normal to me. My husband does it to his employees too. I spent an afternoon with one of his assistants and had a great time telling her some of his worst pet peeves. Now he gets as good as he gives.

 

[Alyrahh]

You're definitely not alone Expertise. I do the same thing, only difference is, I'm much more mean about it. For example, when I was married to my Ex, I found out from his mother that he was allergic to cats... I immediately went out and adopted 3 kitties. Mind you, we were having extreme difficulties and very close to divorce at the time.

I also, shake peoples sodas before handing it to them, as a result, everyone who knows me gets their own. My best friend absolutely cannot stand someones shoe to be untied, so every time I go to her home I stop outside the door and untie my sneakers. I can see her glancing at my shoes and wringing her hands the entire time I'm there!

So, see... I guess I'm just as bad, if not worse than you.

 

[OUTSIDER]

Do you pull her pig tale's too and pass her note's in class.

 

[Alyrahh]

Yeah, I know... I'm childish. But, if you think about it I'm willing to bet us childish people have a lot of fun!

Hey, Outsider, want a soda?

 

[sallygirl]

Annoying others is something I do when I'm bored. I tickle, tease, mess hair, make strange noises, and yes - undo shoelaces. For starters. Nothing so subtle as your pop can trick, Expertise.

One lady I work with is great fun to annoy. She is compulsive about having everything set just so. Since she also has a rather sour personality, I take pleasure in moving this an inch, messing that up a bit, etc. Drives her batty, though she won't acknowledge it.

Some people are deliciously annoyable. They're fun to bug because of their reactions. Others are a challenge to annoy because they don't react. Either way, fun for the whole family!



[Edited by sallygirl on 09-20-2000 at 08:05 PM]

 

[Never]

Yes, you're childish. Yes, you're a dink. The thought of someone annoying another on a continual basis simply because they thought it was fun tends to leave a bad taste in my mouth - mostly because I've seen this happen many, many times in an excessive manner. I've always been of the opinion that most people have enough grief in their life without my adding to it.

If both of you have a good relationship then there is no problem. But I'm guessing she knows that you know it annoys her and you are her boss, you know she's never going to complain. I understand human nature far too well to annoy others on purpose.

Then again, I'm also completely oblivious to the emotions of those around me, it's entirely too easy for me to take it one step too far. To me it's just an example of that nice German word that means to take pleasure in another's suffering. There's a type of cruelness in that - not a great cruelness like pulling the wings off a bee, a little cruelness like snapping someone's bra when they aren't looking, or making a 'funny' comment about another's bald spot.

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This ship will not survive the forming of the cosmos.

 

[April]

I can see both sides of it. On one hand, I've purposely annoyed someone (husband) because I thought it was funny. On the other hand, my husband does it to me every day. Without fail. Ceaselessly. Eternally. He thinks it's hilarious. I don't.

 

[Never]

'Ey, Aprilmygirl. Youse wan' me ta giv'um a smack foah yah?
Mes anda boyse canna teach um a little lesson.

 

[April]

*sigh* Nothing works on him. I've tried everything except crying. And I won't do that. Screaming, ignoring, beating the shit out of him, nothing. He still does it. He says he's sorry, but he always does it again. He's like a little kid. He sees the line, runs right for it, and jumps back and forth across it, hooting and hollering! *sigh* Somebody just put me out of my misery.

 

[Never]

Um. I know I have no right to ask this and you can tell me to take a flying leap and I'll respect that but... Why are you married to this guy? The relationship seems a bit sour.

 

[April]

I don't mind you asking, but I'll try to explain it in an email. Tomorrow, as I don't feel like going into it tonight. Okay?

 

[Weird Harold]

*sigh* Nothing works on him. I've tried everything except crying. And I won't do that. Screaming, ignoring, beating the shit out of him, nothing. He still does it. He says he's sorry, but he always does it again. He's like a little kid. He sees the line, runs right for it, and jumps back and forth across it, hooting and hollering! *sigh* Somebody just put me out of my misery.

This sounds like Thule Greenland is the perfect assignment for him. ;p

 

[Siren]

Yes you are a dick

 

[Expertise]

Please read ALL the posts.

Siren.

I have ensured that this woman is paid on a par with my CEO's Exec. Asst.(which means she is one of the two highest paid members of our administrative staff) that she gets 4 weeks vacation and can take personal time pretty much whenever she needs or wants it. She is a regular and welcome guest in my home, I have bought both her and her grandaughter birthday and Christmas gifts since I started working here. She felt able to confide in me when she believed her husband was running around on her. I have loaned her my family's summer house. Basicly I love the woman like a member of my own family, in fact more so than some of my family. But by stacking pop cans on MY desk I am disrespecting her or better yet being abusive!? I don't fucking think so! Being a dick or childish sure. I am completely in touch with the fact that I can be both of those. But, being abusive to the woman? Did you read any of the posts?

 

[Naked Hunny]

Now im really scared because Expertise is mad!! Someone hold me!!

 

[Expertise]

Directed not general

Angry you betcha'....but never at you NH

 

[Naked Hunny]

I think its just that i have never seen you mad before ill get over it really i will *sniffle*

 

[Deborah]

Expertise, I think you been hanging out a little too much with your buds FlamingoBlue and Sparky. It is contagious you know.

 

[Expertise]

Like I said earlier in this thread I do not hide animosity. I am in fact pretty easy going (who woulda' thought LOL) but that was patently ridiculous. Something I am not used to from Siren.