Am I normal, a dick or merely childish

[Expertise]

Deborah I like them both. Although Sparky with his pee fetish kinda' sent me for a loop....remind me never to borrow his tooth brush.

 

[Naked Hunny]

*pulls toothbrush from my mouth* Ya wanna borrow mine sweetie?

 

[Expertise]

Thanks NH but in terms of dental/oral hygiene i'm good right now....I do appreciate your minty, kissably fresh breath thoughLOL

 

[Naked Hunny]

Hey a woman always has to be ready never know when an oppurtunity for a kiss my arise.

 

[Expertise]

Preparedness and oral hygiene is never a bad thing NH. However the taste of nice Cabernet sauvignon, or raspberries or even the hint of smoke in a womans mouth is quite intoxicating as well.

But I digress. This thread is about me being a disrespectful, abusive, and drunk with power dick remember.

 

[Naked Hunny]

Well sweetie I dont see you as being disrespectful, abusive, or drunk with power. I just dont think it possible. Ok is it possible that I have a little thing for Expertise. You betcha!! But dont let Mr. Toad let that bother him because hes my slimy lil thing and I love him. I could never get a guy like Expertise anyway!!

 

[Expertise]

Starting to calm down now...

Now who's trying to start the harem? Is there a male equivalent of that or is it non-gender specific? Any Arabists here who would know?

Trust me NH, I am neither unattainable nor am I a lofty goal. I wouldn't exactly describe my self as a "prize" in any case. Stick with BT.

 

[Naked Hunny]

Mr. Toad is on my shitlist!! I dont even think he realizes he is but oh well his problem.

 

[Expertise]

I think I jumped on to one of those my self yesterday. Haven't really decided if someones response was;

A) Sarcasm

B) Angry Sarcasm

C) That was weak and you are an idiot sarcasm

D) All of the above

I seem to have a talent for pissing people off in the past 24hrs. Maybe i've been watching The Sopranos too much. Its been on up here every night for the past 4 nights and will continue until the Olympics end.

 

[Naked Hunny]

Mr. Toad has been inattentive and ignorant to my needs lately hell I tried to talk to him last night but he was too busy playing some stupid game!! ACK!! MEN!! I needed to talk to him about things that happened on Tuesday night and well he didnt seem to care!!

 

[Expertise]

None of my business but.....

Was that (Tuesday) your little "foray" into the "wild"?

 

[Guest]

I knew you were like that!

 

[Naked Hunny]

Yea i guess you could call it a foray into the wild but it was more like something that needed to be done than fun!

 

[Magic Merlin]

I find myself trying to annoy others as well.... And So I reply despite the outcome in hopes that I'm annoying someone else who is trying to get off the beaten path! heeeehhe!

Ah geez, now that is annoying the hell out of me...I wanted to talk about underwear...

 

[Expertise]

Celibacy like disco is on the scrap heap of history...

There was about as much chance of me seeing a dinosaur as there was for the celibacy thing working out.

Jesus, celibacy would mean that I would have to start posting intelligently.

God Forbid!

 

[Naked Hunny]

thats not what i meant but.. OK!!

 

[Guest]

 

[Naked Hunny]

Sweetie I always flirt with you!! "Watcha talking 'bout Willis?"

 

[April]

I find myself trying to annoy others as well.... And So I reply despite the outcome in hopes that I'm annoying someone else who is trying to get off the beaten path! heeeehhe!

Ah geez, now that is annoying the hell out of me...I wanted to talk about underwear...

Oh, well, underwear. Yes, I have some on! It's purple.

 

[Naked Hunny]

Ok this is probably gonna start another Panty debate but.. You were underwear?

 

[Never]

Ok this is probably gonna start another Panty debate but.. You were underwear?

April: My life as a woman's undergarment.
Which brings up the question, if I were underwear, what type of underwear were I be? I'm thinking a nice pair of grey Hanes 100% cotton. Stretchy, unflattering but comfy.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I had such a good time,
Why didn't you call me?

 

[Naked Hunny]

damn typos fine i wont edit my post since Never caught it before i did but i mean you WEAR underwear!! But alas i got a thread starter hehe!!

 

[Expertise]

I was more succesful than Never in resisting temptation.LOL

 

[Magic Merlin]

Oh, well, underwear. Yes, I have some on! It's purple.

Just purple? Thats all your going to tell me?

ahhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggg!


Come on, pretty please? Tell me just a little more.... You want me to be happy don't you, instead of walking around like this all day

Cotton? Silk? Lace? Frilly? French? Tell me more....puhleeeaaassssee April......(spoken very nicely)

[Edited by Magic Merlin on 09-21-2000 at 11:00 AM]

 

[April]

Poor, poor Magic Merlin. Since I will no longer have the pleasure of meeting you in person, I'll take pity on you. Then again, they're not very exciting, just comfy. Purple nylon, with satin-like stripes. Like I said, not very exciting.