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BradBigBrain
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Sings songs to my dog...made up lyrics to original songs or totally made up songs?
kendra1980
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No.AITOOW sometimes lip syncs to songs while looking in the mirror to see if I can do it just right?
No, I use to sing to my baby all the time and he would sing back...he died of liver cancer back in December
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BradBigBrain
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AITOOW sometimes lip syncs to songs while looking in the mirror to see if I can do it just right?
No. Not at all.
AITOOW holds a pen, a fork, a sharpie up to their mouth simulating that it's a microphone when singing songs?
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BradBigBrain
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No, I use to sing to my baby all the time and he would sing back...he died of liver cancer back in December
I'm so sorry to here of your loss.
AITOOW was hit harder by the loss of a pet than the loss of a close relative?
kendra1980
book writing :)
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well I don't do that. lOL
AITOOW has had a naked man knock on their hotel room door at 2 a.m.
I'm sorry, I should have called first
AITOOW - wonders how recently the woman in front of me in the checkout line has had sex?
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BradBigBrain
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lakesailer_mi
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I'm sorry, I should have called first
AITOOW - wonders how recently the woman in front of me in the checkout line has had sex?
No!
Nope, you're not.
AITOOW stands in the grocery story wondering how many of the women here will use the cucumbers tonight?
kendra1980
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I'm sorry, I should have called first
AITOOW - wonders how recently the woman in front of me in the checkout line has had sex?
I never wonder that.I do that always
AITOOW doesn't use measuring devices when they bake.
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BradBigBrain
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Nope!
I do that always
AITOOW doesn't use measuring devices when they bake.
I use them.
AITOOW holds a cucumber in my hand at the grocery story and thinks (sometimes says) the line from Animal House that Otter said to Mrs. Wormer, "Mine's bigger."
lakesailer_mi
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Well...um...depends on the size of the cucumber...
AITOOW sits in meetings wondering what other people would look like at the peak of an orgasm?
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BradBigBrain
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Well...um...depends on the size of the cucumber...
AITOOW sits in meetings wondering what other people would look like at the peak of an orgasm?
Um...it depends on the woman.
AITOOW who thinks they need to go back and change a post after it has already been quoted?
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HesterPrynne
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Well...um...depends on the size of the cucumber...
AITOOW sits in meetings wondering what other people would look like at the peak of an orgasm?
I do that too! Um...it depends on the woman.
AITOOW who thinks they need to go back and change a post after it has already been quoted?
Always ... here, FB, Twitter .... any other forum I'm on.
AITOOW thinks about clever things I could have said long after an argument is over?
Kudram123
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Always ... here, FB, Twitter .... any other forum I'm on.
AITOOW thinks about clever things I could have said long after an argument is over?
I wish you were!
But I also do that
AIITOOW who often says clever things, and then regrets saying them afterwards (sometimes it is not a good idea to be a smartass with your boss or teacher)
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BradBigBrain
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I wish you were!
But I also do that
AIITOOW who often says clever things, and then regrets saying them afterwards (sometimes it is not a good idea to be a smartass with your boss or teacher)
Yep. And it's awkward cuz I work for myself.
AITOOW looks at people's nostrils and wonders about the size of their index fingers?
I never have. lol
AITOOW looks at the size of someone's fingers and wonders how big their .............. gloves are
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BradBigBrain
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Um...no.
AITOOW has run out of counter space in the kitchen because of all the necessary gadgets?
NeonKnickers
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No way! I have barely anything on my counters. I like a lot of tidy, clear counter space. You never know...
AITOOW gets super freaked out by commercial where the woman wipes her counter with a piece of raw chicken?
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BradBigBrain
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No way! I have barely anything on my counters. I like a lot of tidy, clear counter space. You never know...
AITOOW gets super freaked out by commercial where the woman wipes her counter with a piece of raw chicken?
I haven't seen it but I have.
AITOOW who has socks that are way past the expiration date?
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HesterPrynne
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Nope. I have a few pair edging in on 20 years old.
AITOOW gets totally jealous when they see thier furbaby sacked out and napping during the day?
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BradBigBrain
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Nope. I have a few pair edging in on 20 years old.
AITOOW gets totally jealous when they see thier furbaby sacked out and napping during the day?
Not at all. I love it. Means she's content.
AITOOW thinks that the world would be a better place if everyone had a furbaby or two of their own.
lakesailer_mi
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You know...you might be....
what's a furbaby???BTW...I have subscribed...this is a good thread! Thanks BBB!
AITOOW thinks the world would be a better place if I was made "Supreme Generalissimo Presedente of the World" with unlimited powers????
Corbal
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Do it all the time. They think I'm an incredible singer. They all get front row seats.
Nevermind the treats I shove in my pocket.
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PeteHulbert37
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Do it all the time. They think I'm an incredible singer. They all get front row seats.
Nevermind the treats I shove in my pocket.
If I promise to howl, will you give me treat?
