American seeking to write woman from Yorkshire better

[StillStunned]

Mon chien a mangé mon homework.

 

[EmilyMiller]

What have I done .

Em

 

[EmilyMiller]

Mon chien a mangé mon homework.

But you are turning me on zo much wiz zees polished mots Francais.

 

[HordHolm]

What have I done .

Em

Do you find yourself asking that question quite often?

 

[HordHolm]

Mon chien a mangé mon homework.

Oh tut-tut - 'homework' is devoirs (don't worry, my encounters with French largely ended decades ago - this was a Google search).

 

[EmilyMiller]

Do you find yourself asking that question quite often?

It’s strange, but yes. What does that mean?

Em

 

[StillStunned]

Oh tut-tut - 'homework' is devoirs (don't worry, my encounters with French largely ended decades ago - this was a Google search).

I blame my dog.

 

[HordHolm]

It’s strange, but yes. What does that mean?

Em

It depends - do you find that if you dream of something, when you awake there has been something affected in your vicinity?

 

[Rob_Royale]

It's pudding.

Which I've recently found, is not made from Yorkshire Terriers, happily. But it does beg the question, do Yorkshire terriers bark funny?

 

[HordHolm]

Which I've recently found, is not made from Yorkshire Terriers, happily. But it does beg the question, do Yorkshire terriers bark funny?

They might if they can smell you've made Toad in the Hole...

 

[stickygirl]

So Happy Valley lies?

I’m crushed.

Em

It's them fucks downt south wiv awlt big tarko levelinup n shite. Carnteven mek a railway goes us far as fuckin Manchester cusov awl mineshafts and fellas wi flatcaps breethin Trotsky. The cowol mines iral fuckin livin mufuckinseums now.
Eat that Google translate

 

[EmilyMiller]

It depends - do you find that if you dream of something, when you awake there has been something affected in your vicinity?

Well there was that time I dreamt of being fucked by a Minotaur and woke up in an aMAZEing mood.

Em

 

[onehitwanda]

Well there was that time I dreamt of being fucked by a Minotaur and woke up in an aMAZEing mood.

Em

Oh dear. I'm afraid I'm going to have to punish you for that one.

 

[EmilyMiller]

It's them fucks downt south wiv awlt big tarko levelinup n shite. Carnteven mek a railway goes us far as fuckin Manchester cusov awl mineshafts and fellas wi flatcaps breethin Trotsky. The cowol mines iral fuckin livin mufuckinseums now.
Eat that Google translate

So confused .

Em

 

[EmilyMiller]

Oh dear. I'm afraid I'm going to have to punish you for that one.

Will you be using the belt or the cane, Miss?

Em

 

[onehitwanda]

Will you be using the belt or the cane, Miss?

Em

Oh, I'm afraid we're well past the belt-way and well into bat cuntry.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Oh, I'm afraid we're well past the belt-way and well into bat cuntry.

Is that like a big paddle, or a furry flying mammal?

Em

 

[Rob_Royale]

I laughed when I saw the thread title and it has not disappointed. Thanks.

 

[onehitwanda]

So confused .

Em

I shall demonstrate my versatility and translate the luscious @stickygirl

> It's them fucks downt south
I.E Westminster

> wiv awlt big tarko
with all the big talk of

> levelinup n shite
https://www.thenational.scot/politics/23282646.uk-government-proved-doesnt-give-damn-levelling-up/ [WARNING: POLITICS]

> Carnteven mek a railway goes us far as fuckin Manchester
can't build a railway that goes further than their own toilet

> cusov awl mineshafts
beause of literal mineshafts - topographical difficulties and subsidence

> and fellas wi flatcaps breethin Trotsky
and NIMBYs and / or hipster protestors.

> The cowol mines iral fuckin livin mufuckinseums now.
the coal mines are all closed and the utterer is bitter about this loss of his God-given right to die of black lung.

@stickygirl how am I doing?

 

[onehitwanda]

Is that like a big paddle, or a furry flying mammal?

Em

a big furry paddle.

Or possibly a big furry with a paddle. I haven't decided yet.

 

[EmilyMiller]

I shall demonstrate my versatility and translate the luscious @stickygirl

> It's them fucks downt south
I.E Westminster

> wiv awlt big tarko
with all the big talk of

> levelinup n shite
https://www.thenational.scot/politics/23282646.uk-government-proved-doesnt-give-damn-levelling-up/ [WARNING: POLITICS]

> Carnteven mek a railway goes us far as fuckin Manchester
can't build a railway that goes further than their own toilet

> cusov awl mineshafts
beause of literal mineshafts - topographical difficulties and subsidence

> and fellas wi flatcaps breethin Trotsky
and NIMBYs and / or hipster protestors.

> The cowol mines iral fuckin livin mufuckinseums now.
the coal mines are all closed and the utterer is bitter about this loss of his God-given right to die of black lung.

@stickygirl how am I doing?

Fascinating.

Em

 

[EmilyMiller]

a big furry paddle.

Or possibly a big furry with a paddle. I haven't decided yet.

OK, well I’ll assume the position anyway.

Em

 

[onehitwanda]

OK, well I’ll assume the position anyway.

Em

I'll pour your glass of wine and put the nice music on. Cuccumber?

 

[stickygirl]

I shall demonstrate my versatility and translate the luscious @stickygirl

> It's them fucks downt south
I.E Westminster

> wiv awlt big tarko
with all the big talk of

> levelinup n shite
https://www.thenational.scot/politics/23282646.uk-government-proved-doesnt-give-damn-levelling-up/ [WARNING: POLITICS]

> Carnteven mek a railway goes us far as fuckin Manchester
can't build a railway that goes further than their own toilet

> cusov awl mineshafts
because of literal mineshafts - topographical difficulties and subsidence

> and fellas wi flatcaps breethin Trotsky
and NIMBYs and / or hipster protestors.

> The cowol mines iral fuckin livin mufuckinseums now.
the coal mines are all closed and the utterer is bitter about this loss of his God-given right to die of black lung.

@stickygirl how am I doing?

Ee, not far off reet grand love
aka Really quite good

 

[onehitwanda]

Ee, not far off reet grand love

Not bad for a filthy southern pansy, eh?