ANAL SEX

[Wizard]

LMAO........

 

[Bushido71XS]

SS~ I think that could be arranged.

 

[SimplySouthern]

Take me to bed or lose me forever?

LMAO...where have I heard that before?

 

[Bushido71XS]

Take me to bed or lose me forever?

LMAO...where have I heard that before?

So what ya think ::wink, wink, nudge,nudge::

 

[SimplySouthern]

Do I have to answer right away? Can't I lounge in the bed for a while first? OK...only if you tell me about your anal sex prowess (getting this thread back on track)

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

Damn now, everybody! This here thread was all respectable-like and y'all done gone and turned it into a big free for all orgy with genitalia flying every which way but loose.

I likes it!

 

[SimplySouthern]

my genetalia doesn't fly...it jiggles.

And YOU like it!

 

[Bushido71XS]

SS~

You mean like how I caress you and whisper the things I shall do to your body and mind? How my fingers will tease and my tongue will taste you? Your body straining for me to take you higher to the limits of your passions and more?
Watching your eyes as you writhe under Master's touch?

 

[KillerMuffin]

Thought I heard someone say my name..... hummm

Muffs? Isn't this the wrong thread for muff? I thought this was all about ass.

NO YOU CANNOT PUT YOUR CREAM IN MY MUFF...IN!!!

oh, no one said anything about that.... *sheepishly backing to the corner* I am soooooo way sorry about that, really I am.

But seriously (YES I can DO that, sheesh ), my friend told me bout analese a while ago, saw it in the lit toystore. Anyone have anything to say bout it? My husband person thing is startin to act like our erstwhile thread starter, only more freight trainish.

Bets that Cheyenne not only knows all about it, but the best ways to apply it.... just kiddin sweetie, btw, the magic thing... what can I say, you're better than Hints from Heloise. THANK YOU

 

[SimplySouthern]

OK...for once I am speechless. UMmmmm...I can't think of a single thing to say to top that. Consider myself impressed!

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

my genetalia doesn't fly...it jiggles.

And YOU like it!

Yes'm, yes'm. I love me a floppy vulva. Them's good eatin'!

 

[Nexxus]

Okay Simply,
I just recovered (and cleaned off mu monitor). Now tell me where to find you on my way back from Atlanta...or should I just follow the trail of broken hearts?

NEX

 

[Cheyenne]

Muffin: Analese? Nope, not an expert on that one. Do have someone in my life who would love me to BECOME an expert though, does that count?

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

Why not just go to a search engine and type in anal+pics.
And what's with all the yelling? lol

Bonnie

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

LMAO

I have never typed that acronym before, Oliver, but you actually did make me laugh my ass off. Very funny! LOL

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

Wow! <sticking out chest with pride>

I got a LMAO from the great DCL! Now I can check off a "to do" item on my lengthy list of life goals:

1. Make DCL bust a nut laughing: check!
2. Screw beautiful women.

Thank you, Dixon, for letting me finally move on.

 

[SimplySouthern]

Broken hearts? Hardly....

They all want me and none will have me. Such is my life...LOL

Anal-Ese? Is that like astroglide? That shit will make you slip and slide from sea to shining sea. Heck, you can't use that stuff and then attempt to play "bucking bronco" (ride on top)... flops you right out in the floor.

Not that I would know...a friend told me

 

[Bushido71XS]

Try Wett, not too slippery but just about right, works pretty good with a Swing

 

[SimplySouthern]

attached to a ceiling fan?

 

[Bushido71XS]

Sure, put the fan on high, pop some Dramamine,lay back and enjoy the ride

 

[Rosebud]

*running through naked and coming to a screaching stop* damn wizard look above us i have been missing quite a thread streaking around with you...there is another idea for you and skitten...a swing hooked to the ceiling fan....catch me if you can

 

[Wizard]

I feel like we are in that silly muppet Thread........wheeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[SimplySouthern]

*AHEM* Excuse me you two.....can't you see I am having meaningful conversation here? How can you expect me to get all these men in the sack if you keep interrupting the discussions?

You know how men are nowadays...they all want attention and conversation. Geesh...men.

 

[KillerMuffin]

All the wunnyful advice. The anal minded freight train will be home monday night. He says no more jackin off for the rest of the week, wants to build up a gooooood something, he mumbled that cause the waitress showed up. Maybe this is TMI. Analese, Astroglide, Ceiling fan, Dramamine, Swing, Wett. Check. Gotcha. Now if I could just get the fruit roll ups sewn together to make a set of edible undies....

 

[Bushido71XS]

But SS, I'm fragile