ANAL SEX

[Rosebud]

Sorry Southern....just let me get some of thisslippy shit and rub it all over my body...now he can't catch me...yippee

 

[Wizard]

Come on SS, please tell me where she went....<looking at trail of slippery shit..>....no nevermind I'll find her.
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[Edited by Wizard on 08-08-2000 at 08:34 PM]

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

What's all this about "anal-eze"? Ain't y'all's mamas ever tell you that if something's easy it ain't worth doing? Now myself, I like to get a stick o' butter and slather it around the ol' Johnson real good, followed by a bit around ye ol' external anal sphincter.

It raises your cholesterol, sure. But atherosclerosis is a small price to pay for sweet anal love, my professors always say.

(the preceding post was NOT endorsed by the American Heart Association.)

 

[Bliss]

Olisver Dahlink,

I think I am now officially scarred for life! I'll never look at butter the same way again!!

Parkay, I mean Payne

 

[KillerMuffin]

*looks at Oliver. looks at the bowl of freshly made chocolate frosting. looks at Oliver. Recalls the stick of butter used to make the frosting. Silenly pushes the bowl away.*

 

[Rosebud]

lmao...oliver hon you are sooo funny but you should get the soft butter...it spreads easier

 

[April]

Squeeze Parkay

 

[Bliss]

Gentley, please!

 

[Lethal_beauty_27]

what did you want to know about anal sex......wait a minute OUCH THAT HURTS !!!!!!!!!!!!!
now back to my question what is it you wanted to know.....?
Or do......?

 

[KillerMuffin]

ummmmm, I forgot. Something about available ladies and emailing cocks to their asses. or something. I misplaced my medication. Again. Sorry.

 

[Bliss]

*Quietly hands Muff her zackies and a nice big glass of Horizon Chocolate Milk*

 

[Gingersnap]

Ollie wasn't that in Last Tango in Paris. Are you trying to tell us you're really Marlon Brando? Pass the butter and pray he doesn't stroke in the middle of it. STELLA STELLA
GOD DAMN IT STELLA GET THE BUTTER BABY WE GONNA GET DOWN!!!!

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

You got it, Snaps! Last Tango it was... before I put on all that weight for the Godfather. Those were the good 'ol days.

And speaking of Stella, a certain BB medical slave... errr... student happens to live in the city where "A Streetcar Named Desire" is set.

But don't worry... we don't have the Napoleonic Code anymore, so you can get your cute lil' butt down here so we can get the colored lights goin'.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I still can't eat that frosting, it's just too icky. I've been put off my chocolate frosting