ANTI Political campaign

sweetsubsarahh said:
I just wanna know which sick sex toys she used!

:)


I'm not quite sure how to describe them in a politically correct way.

Totally off subject, everytime I see your AV first I get a little excited cause its soooo freakin hot. Then I remember that line from your how-to thingie, what was it "so now your ready to ram it in and start banging away right?" and I crack up RFLMAO.

Uh, I am so bad I'm gonna go spank myself, eeeek!!!
 
Lord DragonsWing said:
lmao Trust me Lisa, Doormouse never has to torture me to get information. Just a flick of those beautiful eyes, a tongue across her lips and I'm gone. Of course, the torture might be fun. :D

Does this mean you are not going to accept your nomination from the Doormouseican Party?
 
Lisa Denton said:
Does this mean you are not going to accept your nomination from the Doormouseican Party?

lol

Nahhhhhhhhhhhh, I don't think so Lisa. I already love her more than life itself. I think I'm a founding member of the doormousecian party. lmao
 
Lord DragonsWing said:
lol

Nahhhhhhhhhhhh, I don't think so Lisa. I already love her more than life itself. I think I'm a founding member of the doormousecian party. lmao

You guys get so mushy sometimes, but thats sweet. Did you see that story that somebody did and put me in? She knows the one, she PMed me earlier about it.
 
Lisa Denton said:
You guys get so mushy sometimes, but thats sweet. Did you see that story that somebody did and put me in? She knows the one, she PMed me earlier about it.

Aahhhhhhhhhhhhh okay. That story. I haven't read it yet. But yea, she did tell me about it.

Sorry we're mushy at times. But I'll accept the nomination as long as it's with doormouse. Of course my views will lose votes. lol
 
Lord DragonsWing said:
Aahhhhhhhhhhhhh okay. That story. I haven't read it yet. But yea, she did tell me about it.

Sorry we're mushy at times. But I'll accept the nomination as long as it's with doormouse. Of course my views will lose votes. lol

Good read LDW :D

doormousiean party?? LMFAO!!!

Maybe we should start the DentonDemocrats??

"We pledge to provide sauce, when no sauce is available...

maids will come in hoards to sample our sauce..."

:p
 
:eek: :eek:

I think 7.30 in the morning is just the wrooooong time to come in on the end of a conversation like this.

*backing out slowly*, I think I'll just leave you guys to it.

*waving, closing the door quietly but firmly*.

Mat :kiss:
 
doormouse said:
Good read LDW :D

doormousiean party?? LMFAO!!!

Maybe we should start the DentonDemocrats??

"We pledge to provide sauce, when no sauce is available...

maids will come in hoards to sample our sauce..."

:p

I used to be a publican till Bush became another word for Cunt. But then I don't have any political opinions on this thread. I was just trying to figure out how to put a link to my stories in my sig line, I flubbed it, if I could do it people might see my stories and get the sauce and maid joke. Wanna french fry?
 
matriarch said:
:eek: :eek:

I think 7.30 in the morning is just the wrooooong time to come in on the end of a conversation like this.

*backing out slowly*, I think I'll just leave you guys to it.

*waving, closing the door quietly but firmly*.

Mat :kiss:

Come on Mat, I dunno where you are that its 7:30 but its a good time here.
 
<center><a href="http://ERASE THIS AND PUT PAGE URL HERE to your stories">Click here</a>Type your text here(IE:MY STORIES)</center>

copy and paste in your profile.
 
Lisa Denton said:
I used to be a publican till Bush became another word for Cunt. But then I don't have any political opinions on this thread. I was just trying to figure out how to put a link to my stories in my sig line, I flubbed it, if I could do it people might see my stories and get the sauce and maid joke. Wanna french fry?


Lisa, try copying this Link, I hope it works.

Lisa's literature

I didn't know what you wanted to call your stories, so I just put in 'Lisa's Literature' as a holding title.

Mat :rose:
 
Poetry Moon Challenge

Dor, you inspired me.
I've posted an entry in one of the challenges for the first time.

Thanks.

Mat :kiss:
 
Lisa Denton said:
Come on Mat, I dunno where you are that its 7:30 but its a good time here.

I'm in the UK, and that's 7.30 in the morning !!! Just getting ready for work. I'm 6 hours ahead of you.

Mat
 
matriarch said:
Lisa, try copying this Link, I hope it works.

Lisa's literature

I didn't know what you wanted to call your stories, so I just put in 'Lisa's Literature' as a holding title.

Mat :rose:

I tried it, everybody duck while we see what happens here.
 
matriarch said:
Poetry Moon Challenge

Dor, you inspired me.
I've posted an entry in one of the challenges for the first time.

Thanks.

Mat :kiss:

Isn't the poem beautiful? I love it. I love reading poetry but have a problem writing it. Short stories is more my style. BUt DM has made this poem sing.
 
Here ya go Lisa

<center><a href="http://www.literotica.com/stories/memberpage.php?uid=384800&page=submissions">Lisa's absolute filthy smut. Get your dildos ready!!</a></center>


copy and paste to your profile.
 
Re: Here ya go Lisa

doormouse said:
<center><a href="http://www.literotica.com/stories/memberpage.php?uid=384800&page=submissions">Lisa's absolute filthy smut. Get your dildos ready!!</a></center>


copy and paste to your profile.

I tried from your earlier one (everybody hold your hands over your ears)
 
matriarch said:
Poetry Moon Challenge

Dor, you inspired me.
I've posted an entry in one of the challenges for the first time.

Thanks.

Mat :kiss:

aww hon, i feel so special :)

They're so much fun!! They really test your writing style. I love them!!!
 
matriarch said:
I'm in the UK, and that's 7.30 in the morning !!! Just getting ready for work. I'm 6 hours ahead of you.

Mat

If you are 6 hours ahead of me, do you already know whether its gonna rain here in 2 hours?
 
Lisa Denton said:
Kisses to doormouse and mat:kiss: :kiss: :kiss: and big leg-humping hugs too!!!!!!!

WooHoooo!!!!!

If you don't want it centered like that, just remove the <center></center> out of it.
 
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