Any current or retired law enforcement people here?

[MillieDynamite]

Are you on the Santa Clara Diet? I hear it's very keto!

One Thing About Living In Santa Carla I Never Could Stomach...All The Damn stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herders.

 

[Djmac1031]

One Thing About Living In Santa Carla I Never Could Stomach...All The Damn stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herders.

Excellent cross reference.

Hopefully it's not lost on the boys...

 

[Kelliezgirl]

Are you on the Santa Clara Diet? I hear it's very keto!

What, you don't like rice? Tell me Millie, how could a billion Chinese people be wrong?

 

[MillieDynamite]

Well, raw meat is better, and fresh off the bones is the best—only my HZO Humble Zombie Opinion.

What, you don't like rice? Tell me Millie, how could a billion Chinese people be wrong?

 

[EmilyMiller]

Excellent cross reference.

Hopefully it's not lost on the boys...

Aren’t they from Santa Barbara?

And if the apocalypse comes. Beep me!

Em

 

[MillieDynamite]

Too many fucking vampires. Too many fucking zombies. California has gone to shit with all the zombies, vampires, interracial cuckolding, ass fucked husbands, and cheating wives. Shit!

Aren’t they from Santa Barbara?

And if the apocalypse comes. Beep me!

Em

 

[Kelliezgirl]

Well, raw meat is better, and fresh off the bones is the best—only my HZO Humble Zombie Opinion.

Maggots, Millie. You're eating maggots. How do they taste?

 

[Kelliezgirl]

Too many fucking vampires. Too many fucking zombies. California has gone to shit with all the zombies, vampires, interracial cuckolding, ass fucked husbands, and cheating wives. Shit!

Well, now, let me put it this way. If all the corpses buried around here were to stand up all at once, we'd have one hell of a population problem.

 

[Kelliezgirl]

Aren’t they from Santa Barbara?

And if the apocalypse comes. Beep me!

Em

Santa Carla, but it was filmed on the Santa Cruz boardwalk.

 

[Djmac1031]

This Guy approves of the turn this thread took...

 

[MillieDynamite]

Sauce for the goose.

Maggots, Millie. You're eating maggots. How do they taste?

 

[Kelliezgirl]

Sauce for the goose.

So what's the rush? You're chasing that girl aren't you? Come on, admit it. I'm at the mercy of your sex glands, bud.

 

[Kelliezgirl]

 

[EmilyMiller]

OK - have never seen it. Should I?

Em

 

[Kelliezgirl]

OK - have never seen it. Should I?

Em

Yes, yes you really, really should.

 

[MillieDynamite]

I don't chase others. I trick them into chasing me.

So what's the rush? You're chasing that girl aren't you? Come on, admit it. I'm at the mercy of your sex glands, bud.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Yes, yes you really, really should.

Will add to the list

 

[Kelliezgirl]

I don't chase others. I trick them into chasing me.

Look at your reflection in the mirror. You're a creature of the night Millie, just like out of a comic book! You're a vampire Millie! My own brother, a goddamn, shit-sucking vampire. You wait 'till mom finds out, buddy!

 

[EmilyMiller]

Look at your reflection in the mirror. You're a creature of the night Millie, just like out of a comic book! You're a vampire Millie! My own brother, a goddamn, shit-sucking vampire. You wait 'till mom finds out, buddy!

Is this what it would be like talking to @Djmac1031 without ever having watched any Star Wars?

Em

 

[MillieDynamite]

LOL, okay, I'm outta here.

 

[Kelliezgirl]

Is this what it would be like talking to @Djmac1031 without ever having watched any Star Wars?

Em

I'd say yes.

 

[Djmac1031]

Is this what it would be like talking to @Djmac1031 without ever having watched any Star Wars?

Em

Pretty much, yup.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Pretty much, yup.

The horror!

 

[EmilyMiller]

Can we make it Joseph Conrad quotes, can we, can we?

 

[Djmac1031]

The horror!

No, that's Brando in Apocalypse Now. Get your movie references right, sheesh.