Any questions to ask a simple man?

[BlueElf]

Ask away - I'll answer as best I can!

BlueElf

 

[pixiewitch]

Favorite sex act/position??

 

[Wantonica]

Please define the meaning of "simple" in your thread title.

Thank you,
Wantonica

 

[sheath]

What in the world does this have to do with the "How-To" board? That's my only question. Once that is answered to my satisfaction, there might be more.

S.

 

[peachykeen]

What in the world does this have to do with the "How-To" board? That's my only question. Once that is answered to my satisfaction, there might be more.

S.

my thoughts exactly.

 

[BlueElf]

Okay you all - sticks tongue out

Now, now, now!!! I put this here if anyone had any How To questions that a regular guy could answer. Nuttin' fancy but I'm sorry if I offended by posting on the wrong board.

Pixie - between a woman's thighs lapping and fingering to my hearts content

BlueElf, who asks for forgiveness

 

[BlueElf]

Simple

Wantonica - simple being defined as a man who tries to have few hang-ups and attempts to be as "real" as possible.

BlueElf

 

[pixiewitch]

Re: Okay you all - sticks tongue out

Now, now, now!!! I put this here if anyone had any How To questions that a regular guy could answer. Nuttin' fancy but I'm sorry if I offended by posting on the wrong board.

Pixie - between a woman's thighs lapping and fingering to my hearts content

BlueElf, who asks for forgiveness

Oh how appropriate!! You already have your tongue stuck out!!! Yippee! And don't we make a nice couple? You an elf and me a pixie and both of us fairly new here!

Maybe the forum isn't the correct one for questions but questions can always lead us to discussions of "How To".

 

[BlueElf]

So true!

Sounds like a good fit lol. Thanks for being a fellow newbie to help me through this place called Lit.

BlueElf

 

[Wantonica]

Re: Simple

Wantonica - simple being defined as a man who tries to have few hang-ups and attempts to be as "real" as possible.

BlueElf

Thanks for the clarification ... I needed to know if the use of small words and basic phrases was required.

My question is ... *drumroll* ... how many licks does it take YOU to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

Curiously,
Wantonica

 

[BlueElf]

Hmm...

This may be an expected answer but I'll have to say....


69!!!


*slaps himself for being so predictable*

BlueElf

 

[Etoile]

Re: Okay you all - sticks tongue out

Now, now, now!!! I put this here if anyone had any How To questions that a regular guy could answer. Nuttin' fancy but I'm sorry if I offended by posting on the wrong board.

I don't think you posted on the wrong board, it was just an unexpected format. Threads in How-To are usually started by people with questions; those of us with answers usually find the threads we can respond to and then just answer questions directly. Posting that you can answer any question is uncommon around here, and generally not how people see this board being used.

 

[AngelGirl25]

uncommon and unusual

unusual format- yes

uncommon- yes

but i like unusual and uncommon.

welcome (from a relative newbie)

o- an my question... drumroll please

ummm.... (damn- have to think of one now)

how (this being the how to thread and all) long does the actual sex bit of your making love last? i'm talking real word here- and i know- if u take keep track of time u're doing somthing wrong... i'm just wondering how my sex life stacks up is all...

o- and yes- hideous question i know- but u did put yourself up for this (or course u can choose to ignore me lol)

 

[Etoile]

Re: uncommon and unusual

how (this being the how to thread and all) long does the actual sex bit of your making love last? i'm talking real word here- and i know- if u take keep track of time u're doing somthing wrong... i'm just wondering how my sex life stacks up is all...

I hope you don't mind somebody else putting in a few words in response. My opinion is that intercourse doesn't have to be the main event for a sex life to be considered "good."

 

[BlueElf]

Thanks for responding all!

First off, I would definitely agree with Etoile that sex for me is definitely more than intercourse...in fact, for me that's part of the whole package...i more than like to spend a lot of time pleasuring orally - love it!!! For me foreplay is "actual play" - not just prelims.

So, as to sex, I love a good hour (or more) though mostly it would be 30 minutes with my ex. The act of intercourse about 5 to 10 minutes again depending.

Secondly, yes, I inadvertently put myself up to this by asking this on the wrong forum - oh well, live and learn!

BlueElf

 

[Wantonica]

The act of intercourse about 5 to 10 minutes again depending.
BlueElf

Only 5 to 10 minutes? Wow, I really am a lucky lady. Although, after an hour or two of intensive pounding, I can sometimes feel rather weak ... practically begging for an IV to boost up my energy. Darn good on the body muscles, though.

*Giggling* Don't get mad at me, BlueElf, just moon me again. This time, spread your legs apart so I can see whats hangin' with you.

Smiles,
Wantonica

 

[BlueElf]

LOL Wantonica

Just trying to be honest Truthfully, with all the time invested in play (some call it foreplay) I'm so heated up that it doesn't take me much to cummmmm.

Now the question I didn't answer is....once I've cum and am stiff again, how long can I pleasure my lover with my cock? Quite a bit longer

*moons the gang at Lit*

BlueElf

 

[Wantonica]

Just teasin' you. The lengthy encounters only occur after we have been indulging in the liquid spirits. It does amaze me that a man can remain solid for so long under those conditions, though. Yes, a very lucky woman here ...

And, I did ask you to be careful of my virgin eyes. They really are; they've never been invaded by more than a finger or slipped liner pencil.

Smiles,
Wantonica

 

[BlueElf]

Virgin Eyes

Not even an accidental spurt of cum has invaded those eyes?



BlueElf, who shoots cum like a firehose when he's REALLY excited

 

[Avery_Chisholm]

HOW can one man be so damn BEAUTIFUL and DENSE at the same time eh

 

[BlueElf]

Hmmm...

I have a feeling you are describing a particular situation, but if he's not noticing you I think he's obviously got issues. Not to mention the fact that I know I tend to be fairly oblivious (due to low ego I guess) when a woman was interested in me. I think I thought, "There's no way she likes ME!"

However, any details on this dense fellow would help with the reply

BlueElf

 

[Wantonica]

Re: Virgin Eyes

Not even an accidental spurt of cum has invaded those eyes?

Oh no, just in the mouth and all over the chin and cheeks. Never even up the nose. Wouldn't that be an interesting song? "Blowing Cum Bubbles Out My Nose" ...

Giggles,
Wantonica

 

[BlueElf]

Just remember, Wantonica

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends...but please let me see if you pick the cum out of your friend's nose lol

BlueElf

 

[Wantonica]

That reminds me

of the day they brought my baby brother home from his birthing. (I was 4.) My cousin, a year younger than me, stuck his finger up the baby's nose while we were admiring him and pulled out some snot.

I said, "What are you doing?" He replied, "Seeing if baby boogers look the same as ours." No wonder he is now into the occult.

Sheesh,
Wantonica

P.S. I don't think you pick cum, it is more like pulling. Unless it has been there all night.

 

[BlueElf]

I see

Or it could be like sucking Now stop turning me on with all this talk of boogers, Wantonica!!! lol

BlueElf

p.s. let me know if you need any cum in your nose lolol