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Re: Sunday's bump

BlueElf said:
*bump with the hips*

BlueElf :D

Good morning, Elfie...how are you? I'm fixing to get offline here in a few, but hopefully we can chat later. *hugs*
 
hello my magic friend :D ....

Can you tell me and everyone who views your wonderful thread , how it feels to masturbate , the feeling men have or you have ... the sensations ... why you feel the need to do it? :D As does anyone?:kiss: :kiss: :kiss: TIA ;)
 
Good question, O mistress fair!

As to the why, for me there are several reasons....sexually frustrated, turned on, depressed, bored, anxious, etc. lol - just depends on the mood!

As to what it feels like, here's a description...

for me - not sure how it is for others - it's almost like that haze comes over your mind and suddenly, all you want to do is think about pleasure

you feel the stirring in your groin and see your cock rise

now the first few touches to your cock are like heaven - your cock knows it's being pleasured

you feel a jerk of the cock - as it responds - almost like a separate entity! lol

then comes a bit more laid back time - the nice strokes

this is the time where you can tease and please - and it's like you are stroking your whole body with each stroke of the cock

sometimes it doesn't even have to be a stroke of the cock

just light touches - letting it get flaccid - and then hard
alternating - depending on what you are doing

however - just because it's just "spongy" doesn't mean the sensations are gone

the hard-on comes and goes - and don't let any guy tell you otherwise unless they're on viagra lol

seriously, a hard-on is great - but after a while - especially if you're not doing anything with it - it hurts - like your cock is trying to jump out of its skin

so for me sometimes it's a stroke - sometimes just touching the sensitive head and shaft and rubbing a bit

mmmm and it does feel good....*happy sigh*

i would have to say most sensitive part of my cock is the area where i'm circumcised - just under the head between there and the foreskin

that and of course - my perineum are "hot spots" for me
along with my ears

now when it's time for a serious cum - then the strokes begin in earnest

and that's when you feel things shift into high gear

your balls start to react - swelling and then tightening up and your whole body starts to go a bit more rigid

it seems like every bit of blood is now located in your penis

now for me - i love holding back my foreskin and pumping - so i can get more friction

rubbing from just underneath my cockhead all the way down

of course at that point in time the cockhead is way to sensitive to be touched unless by a mouth or pussy

throughout this time, the pre-cum kind of bubbles up - in the beginning it just makes a sticky film on the cockhead

after a while, though, it starts to dribble a bit - not unlike when you put a straw into a drink - some of it comes out but not the whole beverage

then - the breathing increases...and all the focus goes to one place

moaning and groaning...sliding your fingers on your shaft faster and faster

feeling that cum rise- which you can actually feel btw

until you spurt...and spurt...and spurt

if you are being careful, you'll use your hand and a kleenex and kind of aim the cum there

if you are not, you just let completely go and let the cum fly

and that should give you an idea what jacking off is like

BlueElf
 
Ooh, very educational--and a turnon, besides. I must be feeling better--it didn't hurt to read that.
 
Re: Good question, O mistress fair!

BlueElf said:
As to the why, for me there are several reasons....sexually frustrated, turned on, depressed, bored, anxious, etc. lol - just depends on the mood!

As to what it feels like, here's a description...

for me - not sure how it is for others - it's almost like that haze comes over your mind and suddenly, all you want to do is think about pleasure

you feel the stirring in your groin and see your cock rise

now the first few touches to your cock are like heaven - your cock knows it's being pleasured

you feel a jerk of the cock - as it responds - almost like a separate entity! lol

then comes a bit more laid back time - the nice strokes

this is the time where you can tease and please - and it's like you are stroking your whole body with each stroke of the cock

sometimes it doesn't even have to be a stroke of the cock

just light touches - letting it get flaccid - and then hard
alternating - depending on what you are doing

however - just because it's just "spongy" doesn't mean the sensations are gone

the hard-on comes and goes - and don't let any guy tell you otherwise unless they're on viagra lol

seriously, a hard-on is great - but after a while - especially if you're not doing anything with it - it hurts - like your cock is trying to jump out of its skin

so for me sometimes it's a stroke - sometimes just touching the sensitive head and shaft and rubbing a bit

mmmm and it does feel good....*happy sigh*

i would have to say most sensitive part of my cock is the area where i'm circumcised - just under the head between there and the foreskin

that and of course - my perineum are "hot spots" for me
along with my ears

now when it's time for a serious cum - then the strokes begin in earnest

and that's when you feel things shift into high gear

your balls start to react - swelling and then tightening up and your whole body starts to go a bit more rigid

it seems like every bit of blood is now located in your penis

now for me - i love holding back my foreskin and pumping - so i can get more friction

rubbing from just underneath my cockhead all the way down

of course at that point in time the cockhead is way to sensitive to be touched unless by a mouth or pussy

throughout this time, the pre-cum kind of bubbles up - in the beginning it just makes a sticky film on the cockhead

after a while, though, it starts to dribble a bit - not unlike when you put a straw into a drink - some of it comes out but not the whole beverage

then - the breathing increases...and all the focus goes to one place

moaning and groaning...sliding your fingers on your shaft faster and faster

feeling that cum rise- which you can actually feel btw

until you spurt...and spurt...and spurt

if you are being careful, you'll use your hand and a kleenex and kind of aim the cum there

if you are not, you just let completely go and let the cum fly

and that should give you an idea what jacking off is like

BlueElf

*groan* Sheesh....after reading that, I might have to go upstairs and lock my bedroom door. lol

Wish I could help you with that activity, Elf *wicked grin*
 
SlickTony said:
Ooh, very educational--and a turnon, besides. I must be feeling better--it didn't hurt to read that.

You not feeling well, hon?
 
I have a UTI. You can find out more than you wanted to know in the thread "Them UTI Blues." And up until a little while ago, if I got aroused, it hurt.
 
Hi BlueElf,

I'm trying to figure out how you can be circumcised AND pull back your foreskin??

Always curious,
Wantonica :rose:
 
Questions, questions

1. SlickTony I'm sorry you are feeling bad and hope get well soon! Booooooo infections and UTIs!

2. BlueDaisy - good luck and God bless on your surgery tomorrow - you know we're all thinking about you.

3. Wantonica - Because I'm circumcised, my foreskin is bunched around a little past the underside of the cockhead. For uncircumcised men (the uncut) it extends over their penis normally. So, I just pull that loose skin taut and pump to my heart's (and hands) content :)

Any more questions? :-*

BlueElf
 
Re: Questions, questions

BlueElf said:

3. Wantonica - Because I'm circumcised, my foreskin is bunched around a little past the underside of the cockhead. For uncircumcised men (the uncut) it extends over their penis normally. So, I just pull that loose skin taut and pump to my heart's (and hands) content :)

BlueElf

Uhhhh, I've seen your dick pics, and AM I BLIND?? I saw a circumcised penis. That loose skin isn't foreskin residue...

Honestly *sigh*,
Wantonica
 
It sounds, Blue, like whoever performed the circumcision or the bris or whatever took as little as the law would allow, so to speak, like they did with my son. For a long time when he was a little kid, he looked as if he hadn't been circumcized at all. One pediatrician we had said that if it should ever happen that our son needed to be operated on for a hernia, he should be recircumcized.

He looks less that way, now, such fleeting glimpses as I've had of his equipment. Now that he's 14 he is much more modest than he used to be.

Now, when my husband is erect, there is no loose skin anywhere.
 
I am in complete agreement, SlickTony; My son was circumcised, then at 3 months again (I was a kid mom, didn't help heal him right, to my chagrin). Then, he always had a partial foreskin, until he "grew into it". BlueElf doesn't have one either, if you have looked at his pics on the site. He just pumps too hard... hehe, j/k Blue.

Hugs,
Wantonica:rose:
 
Wow!

LOL - It's kind of fun and surreal to have my penis analyzed ;) I feel like it should be sitting on a sofa being asked about its mother hee hee hee

*kisses and hugs to you both*

BlueElf, the elf with the wackiest foreskin
 
SlickTony said:
I have a UTI. You can find out more than you wanted to know in the thread "Them UTI Blues." And up until a little while ago, if I got aroused, it hurt.

I missed that thread; don't recall seeing it. Sorry to hear about that; I know how yucky they are. Glad you're feeling better.
 
Re: Questions, questions

BlueElf said:
1. SlickTony I'm sorry you are feeling bad and hope get well soon! Booooooo infections and UTIs!

2. BlueDaisy - good luck and God bless on your surgery tomorrow - you know we're all thinking about you.

3. Wantonica - Because I'm circumcised, my foreskin is bunched around a little past the underside of the cockhead. For uncircumcised men (the uncut) it extends over their penis normally. So, I just pull that loose skin taut and pump to my heart's (and hands) content :)

Any more questions? :-*

BlueElf

Thanks, Elfie. I appreciate that. *hugs*

I had wondered about the circumcision thing, too...just figured I was missing something and didn't want to appear foolish. lol I'll have to go back and study the pics....purely for educational reasons, of course.
 
Thanks, Daisy!

So, do you think I should take a bunch of foreskin shots? :p

Any other questions for the Elf? :)

BlueElf
 
Thanks, Daisy!

So, do you think I should take a bunch of foreskin shots? :p

Any other questions for the Elf? :)

BlueElf
 
Goooood Saturday morning all!

*hugs all and gives the ladies a daisy*

BlueElf :)
 
*bamf*

Any other questions for the elfin one?

:)

BlueElf
 
Re: *bamf*

BlueElf said:
Any other questions for the elfin one?

:)

BlueElf

Reviving your silly thread after almost a month? You are a funny guy... I'll play; have you ever/ever wanted to get butt-fucked?

Sorry, bad mood,
Wantonica :rose:
 
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