Anyone from NY state?

lonelyinsnowlan said:
post-orgasmic bump!

"Post-orgasmic bump!" - I'm not going to let you get away with that one. Come on, details please. The more the better.
 
Slightly AsQ said:
"Post-orgasmic bump!" - I'm not going to let you get away with that one. Come on, details please. The more the better.


There are good ways and bad ways to start out the week. A bad way to start the week is to wake up late and discover there's no hot water and you're out of coffee. This did not happen. Instead, I started off the week in a good way. Morning sex, even if it's by yourself, is a GREAT way to wake up.
 
lonelyinsnowlan said:
There are good ways and bad ways to start out the week. A bad way to start the week is to wake up late and discover there's no hot water and you're out of coffee. This did not happen. Instead, I started off the week in a good way. Morning sex, even if it's by yourself, is a GREAT way to wake up.


I don't think you'll get too much argument with that statement. But what were dreaming of last night?

BTW, do women have "wet dreams", and if they do, what do they call them? I guess they could still be called wet dreams but I'd hope you'd think of somehting more creative.
 
Slightly AsQ said:
I don't think you'll get too much argument with that statement. But what were dreaming of last night?

BTW, do women have "wet dreams", and if they do, what do they call them? I guess they could still be called wet dreams but I'd hope you'd think of somehting more creative.


I don't remember my dreams last night, which is odd for me. They must have been something inspiring, though.

Yes, we do have "wet dreams".... and I'll have to think about what to call them...

I personally have woken up in the middle of the night with my clit throbbing so much that I had to masturbate immediately.
 
sirgary said:
Yes...definately...absolutely...we wouldn't want it to happen any other way.. :D


Of course, if it happened to both halves of a couple in the same night, that could make for some GOOOOOD times...
 
So Snowland:

Have you ever climaxed in your sleep, like I and other men do? If you haven't climaxed just by your dreams, do you think it would be possible to climax in your sleep thanks to the ministrations of your partner?
 
A couple days ago I woke up in the early morning hours, horny as hell, and started "fore"playing with my sleeping wife. When she woke up later, she said she dreamed I was playing with her, and I told her I was, so we did it again! ;)
 
Slightly AsQ said:
So Snowland:

Have you ever climaxed in your sleep, like I and other men do? If you haven't climaxed just by your dreams, do you think it would be possible to climax in your sleep thanks to the ministrations of your partner?


I have not orgasmed in my sleep, though I have come very close to it. The help of a partner, however, would definitely push me over the edge.
 
Never had a wet dream myself. Had plenty of dreams of course, but they never ended up wet ones.
 
p_phunk said:
Never had a wet dream myself. Had plenty of dreams of course, but they never ended up wet ones.

Hmmm, I wonder why the thought of a guy having a wet dream is such a turn on for me? Ah, probably because just the thought of a guy being turned on does it for me. I"m liking this line of questioning. I don't think I've ever climaxed in my sleep but I've definitely woken up very horny.
 
There nothing like having a sexy woman want you to the point of extreme lust and right when you are really getting into pleqasing her....you wake up all sticky and messy....ain't reality a bitch...
 
p_phunk said:
Never had a wet dream myself. Had plenty of dreams of course, but they never ended up wet ones.


Never ever ever??? Wow... I thought that was like, standard procedure for men.
 
Well, I also started masturbating when I was like....9, so maybe that's whyI missed the initiation ritual.


Hehe.
 
p_phunk said:
Well, I also started masturbating when I was like....9, so maybe that's whyI missed the initiation ritual.


Hehe.


That could be, depending on how frequently you "choked your dog", "wagged your chicken" or "beat about your bush", or whatever the expression is. I know that my wet dreams would only occur if I was not getting appropriate sexual relief in my concious, waking hours.
 
Yeah, but it's easy for me to fit in the necessary 30 seconds pretty much anywhere.


Hehehe.
 
lonelyinsnowlan said:
Never ever ever??? Wow... I thought that was like, standard procedure for men.


Once here. Some of the other times I jerk off in my sleep, but I never usually finish until I wake up.
 
LLamas

Hmmmmm. Well, I guess it's time for the llamas.


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