Anyone from the UK?

Hi all, has anyone had a DM like this lately from a Da?

Hi) ImI beautiful? https://www.youtube.com*********?q=******/x3efV#?29602941
Yes, one of many in recent times. I literally feel like I need to don a hazmat suite when a DM arrives these days.

Hello everyone!
 
Hi. East Anglian resident here. Gay, though as I prefer straight porn to gay, perhaps I’m Str8-curious as well. Most of the stories I’ve written on here involve straight characters, but tinged with gay activity. I like to cater for all tastes!
 
I am now in love with a complete stranger ... Do you have Tunnocks Caramel Wafers too? :love:

(And bollocks to those who decry the biscuit talk)
Do you watch Footage Detectives on Talking Pictures (my favourite channel)? They have a feature every week involving biscuits from the past. Great stuff.
 
I'm just amazed that I haven't been reported yet for not eating biscuits..... is having just eaten spaghetti carbonara completely blasphemous?
I'd never do that. Trying to wean myself off them at the moment anyway. They don't seem to bring as much joy as they did.

Oh carbonara. Haven't had that for ages! Any left?...
 
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