Anyone from the UK?

[Adorabubble]

Why bother?

I didn't

 

[deft]

I didn't

You are winning today

 

[Adorabubble]

You are winning today

What am I winning and what's the prize?

 

[Deleted member 6808749]

What am I winning and what's the prize?

Whatever you want, I'd wager.

 

[Kraken_96]

What am I winning and what's the prize?

A weekend with a puppy! (I couldn't get a dog sitter)

 

[EbersMoll]

My greatest fear, I've accepted that my knees will go in 2 years when I hit 30, back soon after.

But I will extend that lil pinky til my dying breath

I recommend repeated and vigorous exercise of said pinky

 

[Deleted member 6808749]

A weekend with a puppy! (I couldn't get a dog sitter)

I'll do it!

 

[Spanky1372]

I didn't

Good girl.

 

[Spanky1372]

A weekend with a puppy! (I couldn't get a dog sitter)

The winning prize should be a weekend with a pair of puppies..

 

[thefishfryer]

Still in the nuddy, see if i can last through the day.

https://i.imgur.com/XKfIOv6.gif

 

[thefishfryer]

Pinky extension is something one struggles with more and more with advancing years

I find a quick tour of Am-Pics helps with that.

 

[deft]

What am I winning and what's the prize?

The prize is all the biscuits and your free choice of bin day.

 

[Celticlight]

The prize is all the biscuits and your free choice of bin day.

...as long as it's in line with existing local authority bin days

 

[Darkweather]

The prize is all the biscuits and your free choice of bin day.

I don't know there were biscuits to be had! I'll get my gear off now then!

 

[EbersMoll]

I don't know there were biscuits to be had! I'll get my gear off now then!

You don’t want to know what I’m doing to a jammy dodger right now!

 

[Deleted member 6808749]

You don’t want to know what I’m doing to a jammy dodger right now!

Horny. Wanna taste my creamy fingers?

 

[Darkweather]

You don’t want to know what I’m doing to a jammy dodger right now!

Correct!

 

[Wand3rlust]

RUDE!

*stares*

 

[Secretintoelderly]

Getting classier by the minute here

 

[Deleted member 6808749]

Getting classier by the minute here

Sorry.

Chocolate finger?

 

[Adorabubble]

The prize is all the biscuits and your free choice of bin day.

That's one hell of a prize around here!

 

[Spanky1372]

You don’t want to know what I’m doing to a jammy dodger right now!

Surely there's an offence under the Biscuit Defilement Act 1886
Any person(s) who with willingness commits an act of gross indecency against a biscuit containing conserve and cream shall be guilty of an offence.
Gross indecency shall be regarded as:
licking said biscuit in a public place, opening said biscuit and enjoying it,
Enjoying one part more than the other.

 

[Secretintoelderly]

sssh, someones staring…

 

[Adorabubble]

*takes pack fun size twix and hides*

 

[Darkweather]

Surely there's an offence under the Biscuit Defilement Act 1886
Any person(s) who with willingness commits an act of gross indecency against a biscuit containing conserve and cream shall be guilty of an offence.
Gross indecency shall be regarded as:
licking said biscuit in a public place, opening said biscuit and enjoying it,
Enjoying one part more than the other.

...as amended but the Regulation of 1902 which added the extra offence of "squeezing the two biscuit halves together making the jam squeeze out the hole"