Anyone from the UK?

[StrentWriter]

Not gonna lie, I am now brainstorming a few ideas for what to call it:

Full Frontal Full English (which could sound a bit too Reform-y!)

Small Boobs Big Breakfast (factually accurate)

Sausage Fest (I mean, that's probably best for the algorithm!)

But I'm open to suggestions?

What did I miss again this morning that results in this erotic bangers?

Sausage fest I’ll have the small boobs big breakfast please

 

[spawnofdavey]

Anyone watching The Traitors? Jessie

 

[WriterLust94]

Morning all... Enjoying the slow wake up

 

[angelofthenorth]

No taking poorly littles to school

Why the sad faces fellas
It’s an amazing job, we have a lot of fun

 

[Ironfan]

WFH and bored ,

 

[StrentWriter]

Sorry to hear that! I have an off day so heading to the gym now. Then I have to work out what I eat for Friday evening - might go into town and find a nice bistro.

 

[Ironfan]

Sorry to hear that! I have an off day so heading to the gym now. Then I have to work out what I eat for Friday evening - might go into town and find a nice bistro.

Enjoy the day off.

 

[jonnoback]

Lunch. Toastie time

 

[metrifonate]

Left-over homemade burrito filling and rice

 

[spawnofdavey]

Left-over homemade burrito filling and rice

Sounds good.

 

[metrifonate]

Sounds good.

It was. Bought some brisket and did it then slow cooker then shredded it.

 

[spawnofdavey]

It was. Bought some brisket and did it then slow cooker then shredded it.

Love brisket. Sounds fantastic.

 

[metrifonate]

Love brisket. Sounds fantastic.

Brilliant in a slow cooker. And not expensive.

For more home econimics tips tune in this time next week.

 

[Ironfan]

Down to a cafe in town for a bagel and coffee

 

[metrifonate]

Down to a cafe in town for a bagel and coffee

Have you been fired by Sir Alan?

 

[Meekly_Anna]

I had a lot of fun at work. We opened a new department. Our managing director gave his speech, everyone applauded, and then he made a huge mistake.
CEO: Does anyone else have any questions?
Then he realised.
CEO: Not you, Anna.
Anna: But sir, I really do have a question, may I please?
CEO: ....
Anna: Why aren't we allowed to dance here? There's a sign.
CEO: Anna, can we talk in my office for a moment, please? Do you have time? Please?
https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Verbotszeichen#/media/Datei:DIN_4844-2_D-P003.svg

 

[metrifonate]

I had a lot of fun at work. We opened a new department. Our managing director gave his speech, everyone applauded, and then he made a huge mistake.
CEO: Does anyone else have any questions?
Then he realised.
CEO: Not you, Anna.
Anna: But sir, I really do have a question, may I please?
CEO: ....
Anna: Why aren't we allowed to dance here? There's a sign.
CEO: Anna, can we talk in my office for a moment, please? Do you have time? Please?
https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Verbotszeichen#/media/DateiIN_4844-2_D-P003.svg

I assume they didn't have hats

 

[Meekly_Anna]

A brief addition.
We had a coffee in his office and then talked about one of my projects. Then I got on my bike and rode home. I know he's jealous because I get to ride my bike and he has to drive his luxury car. Well, maybe he was just looking at my bum.
By the way, I don't like coffee at all.

 

[Meekly_Anna]

I assume they didn't have hats

We do.
But I only wear it if I have to. Normally I just wear it at power stations or similar.

 

[jonnoback]

We do.
But I only wear it if I have to. Normally I just wear it at power stations or similar.

Is that where they make you wield big spanners? I've always wanted a big spanner.