Anyone from the UK?

Not gonna lie, I am now brainstorming a few ideas for what to call it:

Full Frontal Full English (which could sound a bit too Reform-y!)

Small Boobs Big Breakfast (factually accurate)

Sausage Fest (I mean, that's probably best for the algorithm!)

But I'm open to suggestions?
What did I miss again this morning that results in this erotic bangers?

Sausage fest 🤣 I’ll have the small boobs big breakfast please 🙏
 
Sorry to hear that! I have an off day so heading to the gym now. Then I have to work out what I eat for Friday evening - might go into town and find a nice bistro.
 
I had a lot of fun at work. We opened a new department. Our managing director gave his speech, everyone applauded, and then he made a huge mistake.
CEO: Does anyone else have any questions?
Then he realised.
CEO: Not you, Anna.
Anna: But sir, I really do have a question, may I please?
CEO: ....
Anna: Why aren't we allowed to dance here? There's a sign.
CEO: Anna, can we talk in my office for a moment, please? Do you have time? Please?
https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Verbotszeichen#/media/Datei:DIN_4844-2_D-P003.svg
 
I had a lot of fun at work. We opened a new department. Our managing director gave his speech, everyone applauded, and then he made a huge mistake.
CEO: Does anyone else have any questions?
Then he realised.
CEO: Not you, Anna.
Anna: But sir, I really do have a question, may I please?
CEO: ....
Anna: Why aren't we allowed to dance here? There's a sign.
CEO: Anna, can we talk in my office for a moment, please? Do you have time? Please?
https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Verbotszeichen#/media/Datei:DIN_4844-2_D-P003.svg
I assume they didn't have hats
 
A brief addition.
We had a coffee in his office and then talked about one of my projects. Then I got on my bike and rode home. I know he's jealous because I get to ride my bike and he has to drive his luxury car. Well, maybe he was just looking at my bum.
By the way, I don't like coffee at all.
 
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