Anyone from the UK?

[EbersMoll]

Surely there's an offence under the Biscuit Defilement Act 1886
Any person(s) who with willingness commits an act of gross indecency against a biscuit containing conserve and cream shall be guilty of an offence.
Gross indecency shall be regarded as:
licking said biscuit in a public place, opening said biscuit and enjoying it,
Enjoying one part more than the other.

You got me banged to rights guvnor! Yes I admit, I was dunking the dodger in … DA DA DAHHH, … coffee!

 

[deft]

With all the forced entendre in here this morning, I'm surprised that nobody is vigourously masturbating.

 

[thefishfryer]

That's one hell of a prize around here!

What do they call it? Overpromising.

 

[Spanky1372]

You got me banged to rights guvnor! Yes I admit, I was dunking the dodger in … DA DA DAHHH, … coffee!

Has the world gone f'ing mad..

 

[Deleted member 6808749]

With all the forced entendre in here this morning, I'm surprised that nobody is vigourously masturbating.

 

[EbersMoll]

With all the forced entendre in here this morning, I'm surprised that nobody is vigourously masturbating.

Define ‘nobody’

 

[Deleted member 6808749]

You got me banged to rights guvnor! Yes I admit, I was dunking the dodger in … DA DA DAHHH, … coffee!

Pardon? Guards! Seize him!

 

[Adorabubble]

Define ‘nobody’

I have already, twice. Hey, make hay and all that.

 

[Darkweather]

*takes pack fun size twix and hides*

hiding with the whole pack? such greedy decadence.
... can I tempt you out with a pot of tea?

 

[Adorabubble]

hiding with the whole pack? such greedy decadence.
... can I tempt you out with a pot of tea?

What sort of tea?

 

[deft]

I have already, twice. Hey, make hay and all that.

Well, it is Thirsty Thursday

 

[Darkweather]

What sort of tea?

English breakfast. What other sort is there?

 

[thefishfryer]

What sort of tea?

Camomile. No I'm not bragging.

 

[Darkweather]

Well, it is Thirsty Thursday

I better put the kettle on again and get a larger tea pot.

 

[Darkweather]

Camomile. No I'm not bragging.

that's not tea. that's warm cat's ... errrm.

well, it's not proper tea anyway.

 

[Deleted member 6808749]

English breakfast. What other sort is there?

Scottish blend for our superior water.

 

[Spanky1372]

Define ‘nobody’

I had to reread that, I saw "defile nobody". I was about to change my handle.

 

[Darkweather]

Scottish blend for our superior water.

I'll take that!

 

[Secretintoelderly]

With all the forced entendre in here this morning, I'm surprised that nobody is vigourously masturbating.

I was a bit quiet, but doing the dishes. Alibi.

 

[deft]

I was a bit quiet, but doing the dishes. Alibi.

“Doing the dishes”? All slick, soapy rubbing?

You’re fooling nobody.

 

[Deleted member 6808749]

I was a bit quiet, but doing the dishes. Alibi.

Squeaky clean? Running your hands through the suds? All hot...

 

[Secretintoelderly]

Yes, all done properly. As im taught.

 

[Adorabubble]

Lucky I have a dishwasher. I'd have to do the dishes all nuddy. Image the mess that could end up as!

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Good morning all. I see a few new faces in here.

 

[deft]

Lucky I have a dishwasher. I'd have to do the dishes all nuddy. Image the mess that could end up as!

Must not imagine... must not imagine...