Spanky1372
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How on earth did you guess? You're far too clever by half.
Anyone from the UK?
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AWonkyDonkey
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*Tries to think of a witty comeback but can't and goes back to seeing how many faces he can spot in the wallpaper.*
Spanky1372
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I'm off for a lie down in the sun.
thefishfryer
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I want a giant waffle now.
Spanky1372
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Spanky1372
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You'll have to believe me but that odd shape in the water isn't me. I was walking along the beach and a seal popped up. Glad the dog didn't see it...
AWonkyDonkey
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About a decade ago, I was swimming in the North Sea and looking towards the shore when people on the sand were pointing just past me. I spun round and no more than six or seven feet away was a seal. It was a proper "need to change my pants" moment but I think it was just curious. It looked at me and I looked at it. Eventually it just slipped back under the water and I did my best at maintaining a very manly demeanor as I did a doggy paddle back to the beach.
thefishfryer
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Probably thought you were a fish. Their eyesight's not so good above water.
AWonkyDonkey
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Looking back, it was an amazing close encounter. It's head was just up out of the water and these big black eyes were just staring at me. The whole encounter probably lasted no more than five seconds but it felt longer. I know seals have a nasty bite to them so that's why I just stayed still until it slipped out of sight.
Darkweather
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I used to live in the north of Scotland on a bay. the seals used to haul themselves out on the rocks to sunbathe and watch me hang the washing out
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Darkweather
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No idea but I'd say their punishment should be having the scrotums scrubbed with steel wool.So what’s going to happen to Man City? And how minor is their “punishment” going to be??
(One for the football fans, if there’s any of you out there)
(not a football fan
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Spanky1372
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Excellent, you win.....the empty packet.Wait a minute… those are stroopwafels!
Spanky1372
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Not a footie fan? Could use a scrubbing attachment on an electric drill.No idea but I'd say their punishment should be having the scrotums scrubbed with steel wool.
(not a football fan
Darkweather
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that would work if it is a serious offence lol
thefishfryer
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Do they have any women in Man City If not, I'm not going there.So what’s going to happen to Man City? And how minor is their “punishment” going to be??
(One for the football fans, if there’s any of you out there)
Tallulah82
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It's been a while since I've posted here, but since @thefishfryer is here, I am wondering if there's wine going? 
satinfeelsgreat
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yes, north of liverpool
thefishfryer
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It's the Mrs' birthday, so the Prosecco is chilling.It's been a while since I've posted here, but since @thefishfryer is here, I am wondering if there's wine going?
orangecurious
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late afternoon all... almost evening really
Tallulah82
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Happy birthday to Mrs Fish! Just remember that the rule is, you don't get more drunk than the birthday person. You have to do the clearing up, not leave it for her in the morning.
Wand3rlust
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Could have been being kind..... *ahem*
thefishfryer
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Moi drunk? As if.Happy birthday to Mrs Fish! Just remember that the rule is, you don't get more drunk than the birthday person. You have to do the clearing up, not leave it for her in the morning.
There shouldn't be too much clearing up as she's ordered a Chinese.
thefishfryer
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but touching someone's bin without permission ...........
