Anyone from the UK?

[Oniafox]

A long sleepless night …

 

[KeenVoyeur]

It had better cheer up, I have laundry to hang

Welcome! We need to know your bin day and biscuit preference

Have a wonderful weekend away! for good weather for you too!

Don't forget your green tights and pointy feathered hat...packed already?

And if you want to go whole-hog I'll teach you the Friar Tuck.

I'm a good lad, me.

Have an amazing weekend

Thanks for the good wishes! Hoping for a relaxing, fun weekend... sadly without dressing up or any of those Merry Men shenanigans

A long sleepless night …

Your wife is just too demanding

 

[Oniafox]

Thanks for the good wishes! Hoping for a relaxing, fun weekend... sadly without dressing up or any of those Merry Men shenanigans

Your wife is just too demanding

I wish that was the problem

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Do we have all days covered now? Not weekends obvs.

Actually, I had my bin collected on Saturday last week. Half of our binmen - sorry, household waste technicians - are on strike. Bins are being collected later than usual by crews still working.

So as I had my bin emptied on a weekend, that makes me the winner and bin royalty.

Bow down before me, peasants.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Actually, I had my bin collected on Saturday last week. Half of our binmen - sorry, household waste technicians - are on strike. Bins are being collected later than usual by crews still working.

So as I had my bin emptied on a weekend, that makes me the winner and bin royalty.

Bow down before me, peasants.

I have a dodgy knee. Can I just slightly nod in your direction?

 

[Kat0069]

Actually, I had my bin collected on Saturday last week. Half of our binmen - sorry, household waste technicians - are on strike. Bins are being collected later than usual by crews still working.

So as I had my bin emptied on a weekend, that makes me the winner and bin royalty.

Bow down before me, peasants.

All hail Wonky, King of the Bins

 

[Kat0069]

I have a dodgy knee. Can I just slightly nod in your direction?

Hope your knee heals soon Rosie

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Hope your knee heals soon Rosie

Thank you
Me too. A couple of gins later on should help it along

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I have a dodgy knee. Can I just slightly nod in your direction?

Aye, go on. I'm feeling generous. Plus, since my legs have decided to go on strike today, I've been unable to get out of bed for two hours so I feel your pain.

All hail Wonky, King of the Bins

God, where's Gandalf when you need him? Bloody wizards...

 

[Kat0069]

Thank you
Me too. A couple of gins later on should help it along

Definitely! and maybe a cold pack and some anti- inflammatories in the meantime.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Definitely! and maybe a cold pack and some anti- inflammatories in the meantime.

Yes I'm being very good. I will be popping out later and will be wearing the most attractive knee brace the world has ever seen.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Aye, go on. I'm feeling generous. Plus, since my legs have decided to go on strike today, I've been unable to get out of bed for two hours so I feel your pain.

Such benevolence

Oh I'm sorry. Mine is just irritating really, nothing compared to yours. I hope it wears off a little soon for you

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Yes I'm being very good. I will be popping out later and will be wearing the most attractive knee brace the world has ever seen.

Phwoarrr... Don't stop .. don't stop!! I'm almost there...

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Such benevolence

Oh I'm sorry. Mine is just irritating really, nothing compared to yours. I hope it wears off a little soon for you

Any pain is horrible so it's not a competition Rosie.


...but we know I win, obvs...

 

[RainyWetDayGuy]

Sending some pain-easing vibes

 

[Spanky1372]

A long sleepless night …

Surveillance duties

 

[Spanky1372]

Reading the above messages I'll stop asking about who's coming for a run ...tres awks.....

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Reading the above messages I'll stop asking about who's coming for a run ...tres awks.....

I'll be with you in spirit...

Oh who am I kidding? No, I won't. I'm going to shut my eyes and try for a kip. Hopefully when I awaken, my legs will have decided that they should actually move and stop doing an impersonation of er... um... Oh sod it, I can't think of something. Something unable to move. Yeah, that'll do.

Laters guys, girls and those undecided.

 

[RainyWetDayGuy]

Coffee break over

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Reading the above messages I'll stop asking about who's coming for a run ...tres awks.....

Dibs not it
The only part of me running today is my imagination thinking of spending the weekend in a forest spa retreat

 

[Oniafox]

Surveillance duties

One of those nights when you can’t clear your head of stuff. Despite my best attempts to relax and distract myself

 

[thefishfryer]

Actually, I had my bin collected on Saturday last week. Half of our binmen - sorry, household waste technicians - are on strike. Bins are being collected later than usual by crews still working.

So as I had my bin emptied on a weekend, that makes me the winner and bin royalty.

Bow down before me, peasants.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Such benevolence

Oh I'm sorry. Mine is just irritating really, nothing compared to yours. I hope it wears off a little soon for you

Don't encourage him.

 

[Wriggle]

Don't encourage him.

You're the encouragable one.

 

[Wriggle]

I'm encouraging everyone to swap coffee to green tea and lemon.