Anyone from the UK?

[thefishfryer]

Evening

Hey you l

Where have you been, you missed the great bin debate.

 

[thefishfryer]

Went all the way up to the Peak District with a couple of friends as the Met Office said it would be dry and fancied a hike.
Pissed down with rain so we ended up in caves

I'm fond of the Peaks

 

[thefishfryer]

Hey, evening.

I saw my grand daughter today, she's cute, has big round eyes and is adorable.

We all went out and ate.

Then, I came home, and ate out!

I'm still processing that.

 

[Adorabubble]

Cave!

 

[thefishfryer]

Cave!

Love it. Any stalagmites?

 

[joclfc]

Having a good soak In the tub , alone thank God

 

[Anastasia1999]

Good evening. It‘s wine o‘clock and I am sitting down. Stiff as a board from all the gardening I did today.

I need a gardener who can massage too.

 

[thefishfryer]

Good evening. It‘s wine o‘clock and I am sitting down. Stiff as a board from all the gardening I did today.

I need a gardener who can massage too.

I'm good with massage, not so good with weeds.

 

[Anastasia1999]

I'm good with massage, not so good with weeds.

Ooooh! 1 out of 2 ain’t bad!

 

[stickygirl]

We're taking a bin break tomorrow. Not enough stuff

 

[Wand3rlust]

What is this madness??

 

[Wriggle]

What is this madness??

What madness?

 

[NorthernCardinal]

What is this madness??

What's it all about, Alfie?

 

[orangecurious]

madness, madness, they call it madness.

 

[Tallulah82]

Good evening. It‘s wine o‘clock and I am sitting down. Stiff as a board from all the gardening I did today.

I need a gardener who can massage too.

I'm neither a gardener nor a masseuse, but I can help with the wine?

Good evening Ukers and Ukelulelelea players!

 

[NorthernCardinal]

Why does my dog insist on licking my belly button?

 

[Tallulah82]

Why does my dog insist on licking my belly button?

I don't know whether to find this gross or amusing. I guess it depends if you keep deliberately putting peanut butter in there...

 

[Anastasia1999]

I'm neither a gardener nor a masseuse, but I can help with the wine?

Good evening Ukers and Ukelulelelea players!

What‘s your favourite wine? I am a fan of old world wines, especially German whites.

 

[NorthernCardinal]

I don't know whether to find this gross or amusing. I guess it depends if you keep deliberately putting peanut butter in there...

Nope... no additions... he just barges my t-shirt out the way and dives in! It slightly sickens me. It's not a nice feeling.

 

[Tallulah82]

What‘s your favourite wine? I am a fan of old world wines, especially German whites.

Uhm. I'm a fan of liquid ones...

I'm happy to try anything

 

[Tallulah82]

Nope... no additions... he just barges my t-shirt out the way and dives in! It slightly sickens me. It's not a nice feeling.

*makes note to never barge in and just dive in* Got it. Poor doggo, he just wants that loving feeling!

 

[munch2much]

Uhm. I'm a fan of liquid ones...

I'm happy to try anything

You’ve not changed
Good to see ya

 

[Wand3rlust]

What madness?

Bin breaks.

 

[munch2much]

Good evening. It‘s wine o‘clock and I am sitting down. Stiff as a board from all the gardening I did today.

I need a gardener who can massage too.

I’m happy to do the massage, but wouldn’t recommend me as gardener!

How the devil are you?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Why does my dog insist on licking my belly button?

They like the scent of their owners. The stronger the better. So. They will lick and taste away where they can that is strongly scented.

Tmi, but this is why I now have a dog proof laundry basket, after losing 2 pairs of jeans, untold knickers and 1 pair of bikini bottoms.

Perv dogs.