Anyone from the UK?

[orangecurious]

madness, madness, they call it madness.

 

[Tallulah82]

Good evening. It‘s wine o‘clock and I am sitting down. Stiff as a board from all the gardening I did today.

I need a gardener who can massage too.

I'm neither a gardener nor a masseuse, but I can help with the wine?

Good evening Ukers and Ukelulelelea players!

 

[NorthernCardinal]

Why does my dog insist on licking my belly button?

 

[Tallulah82]

Why does my dog insist on licking my belly button?

I don't know whether to find this gross or amusing. I guess it depends if you keep deliberately putting peanut butter in there...

 

[Anastasia1999]

I'm neither a gardener nor a masseuse, but I can help with the wine?

Good evening Ukers and Ukelulelelea players!

What‘s your favourite wine? I am a fan of old world wines, especially German whites.

 

[NorthernCardinal]

I don't know whether to find this gross or amusing. I guess it depends if you keep deliberately putting peanut butter in there...

Nope... no additions... he just barges my t-shirt out the way and dives in! It slightly sickens me. It's not a nice feeling.

 

[Tallulah82]

What‘s your favourite wine? I am a fan of old world wines, especially German whites.

Uhm. I'm a fan of liquid ones...

I'm happy to try anything

 

[Tallulah82]

Nope... no additions... he just barges my t-shirt out the way and dives in! It slightly sickens me. It's not a nice feeling.

*makes note to never barge in and just dive in* Got it. Poor doggo, he just wants that loving feeling!

 

[munch2much]

Uhm. I'm a fan of liquid ones...

I'm happy to try anything

You’ve not changed
Good to see ya

 

[Wand3rlust]

What madness?

Bin breaks.

 

[munch2much]

Good evening. It‘s wine o‘clock and I am sitting down. Stiff as a board from all the gardening I did today.

I need a gardener who can massage too.

I’m happy to do the massage, but wouldn’t recommend me as gardener!

How the devil are you?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Why does my dog insist on licking my belly button?

They like the scent of their owners. The stronger the better. So. They will lick and taste away where they can that is strongly scented.

Tmi, but this is why I now have a dog proof laundry basket, after losing 2 pairs of jeans, untold knickers and 1 pair of bikini bottoms.

Perv dogs.

 

[stickygirl]

Bin breaks.

That's not brakes on a bin, which might be sensible in a city like hilly Sheffield.
However I can see nothing wrong with a bin mini break

 

[Hodes101]

Hello UK.

Anyone got a storm, cause I need it here. Its sooo muggy.

 

[stickygirl]

Hello UK.

Anyone got a storm, cause I need it here. Its sooo muggy.

We've got the same storm we were having on Friday

 

[Hodes101]

Oh lucky. We've had damp drizzle for about 30 mins.

 

[Anastasia1999]

I’m happy to do the massage, but wouldn’t recommend me as gardener!

How the devil are you?

Ooooh! I just need a man who can operate a chain saw and climb up a ladder.

I am doing well thank you. How the dickens are you??

 

[thefishfryer]

Uhm. I'm a fan of liquid ones...

I'm happy to try anything

*Takes notes*

 

[orangecurious]

Ooooh! I just need a man who can operate a chain saw and climb up a ladder.

I am doing well thank you. How the dickens are you??

i wouldn't encourage a massage with a chain saw.

 

[thefishfryer]

Ooooh! I just need a man who can operate a chain saw and climb up a ladder.

I am doing well thank you. How the dickens are you??

Hard Times

 

[Kat0069]

Evening all, I have been trying to catch up. Hope you’re all well

 

[thefishfryer]

Evening all, I have been trying to catch up. Hope you’re all well

Did you miss the musical chairs?

 

[Kat0069]

Totally missed the musical chairs. Who won?

 

[thefishfryer]

Totally missed the musical chairs. Who won?

It was inconclusive.

 

[Kat0069]

It was inconclusive.

Rubbish. We need a re-match! What were the rules of the competition?