Anyone from the UK?

[Mr 1derful]

Please no nibbles in my house

Is that a rule like at the swimming pool no bombing or heavy petting

 

[RIPAphrodite]

You jack off to it?

I like to wrap myself up in it

 

[Btq97]

Cheeky work time post - well what else will I do whilst the compiler does its magic?
I could answer emails but not in the mood dealing with PICNIC problems today

 

[Darkweather]

Not bin day and no biscuits despite working at home

A double tragedy.
Biscuit free here, but it's an office day.

 

[Darkweather]

I like to wrap myself up in it

I dare say there is a thread for that.

 

[deft]

I like to wrap myself up in it

Does it have to be an actual flag, or can it be anything British?

 

[Darkweather]

Does it have to be an actual flag, or can it be anything British?

Flag? I was thinking she might have meant that hard line bloke called Jack from the Union...

 

[deft]

Flag? I was thinking she might have meant that hard line bloke called Jack from the Union...

Down tools! All out!

 

[Darkweather]

Down tools! All out!

Biscuits for all ... or we are out of here!

 

[deft]

Biscuits for all ... or we are out of here!

...and there's only one biscuit for this job!

 

[RIPAphrodite]

I dare say there is a thread for that.

It’s Lit, I think there’s a thread for everything

 

[Spanky1372]

Oh yay my toddler is again diseased.

Whence will it end?

WHENCE?

That's not a euphemism?

 

[RIPAphrodite]

Down tools! All out!

A cock is a cock…as long as it’s big

 

[Spanky1372]

For some reason…I find the Union Jack a turn on!

It's a trap....

 

[RIPAphrodite]

Does it have to be an actual flag, or can it be anything British?

I like a good sausage roll

 

[RIPAphrodite]

It's a trap....

Always

 

[Darkweather]

It’s Lit, I think there’s a thread for everything

Yes, a bit like Rule 34 of the internet.

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

Not everything.

 

[deft]

I like a good sausage roll

How about a succulent cream horn?

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

haven't had a cream horn for years!

You meant the pastry type, right?

 

[Spanky1372]

And it goes downhill like a Jamaican bobsleigh team..

 

[thefishfryer]

Not everything.

Is there something you're pining after

 

[deft]

haven't had a cream horn for years!

You meant the pastry type, right?

Absolutely, yes. Yes, I did.

No, I didn't

 

[Adorabubble]

I dare say there is a thread for that.

Flag shaggers

 

[deft]

Flag shaggers

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