Anyone from the UK?

[Adorabubble]

It's in dollars....filthy Yankee propaganda

We want Italian!

 

[Spanky1372]

We want Italian!

That's more acceptable...ty.

 

[Spanky1372]

I don't think he meant sloppy seconds

Just clarifying.

 

[Spanky1372]

Sloppy Giuseppe always confuses me when I see it on a menu.

He's the chef. The kitchen is a war zone.

 

[Adorabubble]

He's the chef. The kitchen is a war zone.

Get Gordon Ramsey in

 

[Spanky1372]

Get Gordon Ramsey in

I'm not sure that'll make things better. It's like a fireman turning up to a fire with a fuel bowser.

 

[thefishfryer]

Get Gordon Ramsey in

You jest of course.

 

[RIPAphrodite]

Has someone been talking about me ?

I’m the goddess of love, I know all!

 

[RIPAphrodite]

I've been offering you the horn for a while now ...

You're WFH - you're naked! Although with this weather and the increase in energy price cap, you're probably dressed in every available piece of clothing in your wardrobe

I can't say I remember being intimate with you in the back of your local bakery ...

You haven’t, I drain the soul of my victims…I mean lovers

 

[RIPAphrodite]

What? Surely it's such fun to lick the cream out of the horn with a wet, wriggly tongue?

If you like things

What? Surely it's such fun to lick the cream out of the horn with a wet, wriggly tongue?

I have high standards

 

[deft]

I have high standards

And I have an amazing horn.

 

[thefishfryer]

And I have an amazing horn.

Rhinoplasty?

 

[RosewoodTulip]

And I have an amazing horn.

This is what you meant right?

 

[deft]

This is what you meant right?

Absolutely! What else could I mean?

 

[Spanky1372]

Goodnight everyone.

Thanks for the laughs.

If I've offended anyone today I just want you to know I sincerely don't care....only j/k.

Catch you all tomorrow, have fun, sleep well.

 

[RIPAphrodite]

And I have an amazing horn.

That’s what they all say babes, a guy says he has a mountain…you find out he has a hill instead

 

[deft]

That’s what they all say babes, a guy says he has a mountain…you find out he has a hill instead

Or.... a volcano!

 

[RIPAphrodite]

Or.... a volcano!

That would be quite the find, a friend of mine when I was 6 said they had one in their back garden…and it was a pile of dirt instead

I was 6 so I thought it was cool

 

[deft]

That would be quite the find, a friend of mine when I was 6 said they had one in their back garden…and it was a pile of dirt instead

I was 6 so I thought it was cool

A molehill? They are pretty cool.

 

[RIPAphrodite]

A molehill? They are pretty cool.

No a massive pile of dirt, family were having work done

 

[deft]

Happy Wednesday, gang! Who's up for a pillowfight?

 

[Spanky1372]

Good morning All.

Has everyone who needs to put their bins out for today?

 

[bw699353]

Morning all,

Bin day tomorrow in this neck of the woods

 

[Btq97]

Happy to report my bins went out on the one true bin day. They are now nice and empty.

 

[Adorabubble]

Good morning