Anyone from the UK?

[deft]

no, just commenting that there are some things you just can't say on lit.

True! Nobody wants to lick my cream horn, for example

 

[KeenVoyeur]

haven't had a cream horn for years!

You meant the pastry type, right?

I've been offering you the horn for a while now ...

Are you assuming I'm not?

You're WFH - you're naked! Although with this weather and the increase in energy price cap, you're probably dressed in every available piece of clothing in your wardrobe

That’s what all the shops offer and you end up with a little wimpy thing oozing with a little smidgen of cream…

I can't say I remember being intimate with you in the back of your local bakery ...

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

I've been offering you the horn for a while now ...

You just want me to lick the cream out.

 

[KeenVoyeur]

You just want me to lick the cream out.

There are so many other options before we get to the fun part ... but this is the UK thread so I can't say any more than that

 

[thefishfryer]

no, just commenting that there are some things you just can't say on lit.

I must have been lucky, so far.

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

Start a thread something like "At what age did you lose your virginity, start masturbating or having sexual thoughts".

Any answers other than over 18 will get you in big trouble.

I know they have to guard against pedos (while promoting incest as a fun lifestyle choice) but there should be room for open discussion.

 

[EbersMoll]

That’s what all the shops offer and you end up with a little wimpy thing oozing with a little smidgen of cream…

Has someone been talking about me ?

 

[KeenVoyeur]

Start a thread something like "At what age did you lose your virginity, start masturbating or having sexual thoughts".

Any answers other than over 18 will get you in big trouble.

I know they have to guard against pedos (while promoting incest as a fun lifestyle choice) but there should be room for open discussion.

My guess is that the vast majority of people on here - and that includes the Mods - did any one (if not all) of those things before they were of legal age

Even "legal age" isn't always the same - and there isn't a law against masturbating at any age

 

[Darkweather]

My guess is that the vast majority of people on here - and that includes the Mods - did any one (if not all) of those things before they were of legal age

Even "legal age" isn't always the same - and there isn't a law against masturbating at any age

Tell that to the wank police. They'll find you!

 

[RosewoodTulip]

The blanket ban for underage conversation is there for a reason and I'm sure there are other places on the internet where those can be discussed should you need to for whatever reason.
Can we all please move on before the mods arrive and nerf the thread?

 

[thefishfryer]

Start a thread something like "At what age did you lose your virginity, start masturbating or having sexual thoughts".

Any answers other than over 18 will get you in big trouble.

I know they have to guard against pedos (while promoting incest as a fun lifestyle choice) but there should be room for open discussion.

My guess is that the vast majority of people on here - and that includes the Mods - did any one (if not all) of those things before they were of legal age

Even "legal age" isn't always the same - and there isn't a law against masturbating at any age

I tend to agree with you you, but having been a moderator on a different adult site, I can tell you, it is just easier to have a blanket ban on some subjects than to try and mediate over what is or is not acceptable.

 

[KeenVoyeur]

Tell that to the wank police. They'll find you!

Nothing would surprise me in modern day Britain ...

And with that, noting previous comments, discussion closed

 

[deft]

If nobody wants my cream horn, can I get some lady fingers to nibble on?

 

[Kat0069]

*drags the thread back on track*

It's my bin day tomorrow and none of my neighbours (AKA binfluencers) have put theirs out yet so I'm not sure which ones it is tomorrow.

 

[Spanky1372]

What? Surely it's such fun to lick the cream out of the horn with a wet, wriggly tongue?

I need a face smack emoji.

 

[Spanky1372]

*drags the thread back on track*

It's my bin day tomorrow and none of my neighbours (AKA binfluencers) have put theirs out yet so I'm not sure which ones it is tomorrow.

All of them....be a devil.

 

[thefishfryer]

*drags the thread back on track*

It's my bin day tomorrow and none of my neighbours (AKA binfluencers) have put theirs out yet so I'm not sure which ones it is tomorrow.

Oh no, the quandary of multiple bins and collection days.

 

[Spanky1372]

If nobody wants my cream horn, can I get some lady fingers to nibble on?

I'm sure you've already got those.....

 

[Kat0069]

Oh no, the quandary of multiple bins and collection days.

I'm going to leave it until the morning and hope I don't oversleep

 

[EbersMoll]

I'm going to leave it until the morning and hope I don't oversleep

A very risky strategy in my experience!

 

[Heidi_UK]

I'm going to leave it until the morning and hope I don't oversleep

If in daaht....Get 'em all aaaaaht

 

[Spanky1372]

I'm going to leave it until the morning and hope I don't oversleep

That's a risky game to play. Do you play Russian roulette too?

 

[Kat0069]

A very risky strategy in my experience!

I'm willing to take the gamble

 

[Wriggle]

I'm going to leave it until the morning and hope I don't oversleep

I'm going to need your camera doorbell footage of you in your flimsy dressing gown running after the bin truck.

 

[thefishfryer]

I'm going to leave it until the morning and hope I don't oversleep

That wouldn't work for me, I rely on them to wake me on a Tuesday.