Anyone from the UK?

[EbersMoll]

I'll lick the butter off if you like. Purely for the reason we don't want grease stains.

 

[Adorabubble]

 

[KeenVoyeur]

I hope in my small way I can help things being emptied on Wednesday

You guys just have to make everything about sex!

I just want some nice buttered toast, with so much butter it drips down my chin onto my naked boobies.

Now stop with the sex talk!

I'll lick the butter off if you like. Purely for the reason we don't want grease stains.

Between you, you two little minxes will have me emptying something ... and it isn't the general bin (that was emptied yesterday)

Thinking the recording of your butter removal technique would fit nicely into the film category so beloved of our friend @deft (I like to watch similar films myself - now, popcorn or biscuits, coffee or something stronger?)

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

I'll lick the butter off if you like. Purely for the reason we don't want grease stains.

Come on then!

 

[Adorabubble]

Come on then!

 

[KeenVoyeur]

Come on then!

Rummaging for car keys, camera and credit card to pay for the hotel room, bread, butter and toaster ...

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

I have my own toaster.

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

But hurry up, it's dripped down off my boobies now!

 

[Adorabubble]

I have my own toaster.

Already prepared.
And I have butter

 

[Adorabubble]

But hurry up, it's dripped down off my boobies now!

Where is it now I ask?

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

Already prepared.
And I have butter

Almost as good as lube!

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

Where is it now I ask?

its gone past my belly button...

 

[Adorabubble]

Almost as good as lube!

More versatile. You can make a cake with it

 

[Adorabubble]

its gone past my belly button...

Oh dear

That scene from ‘Last Tango in Paris’ anyone?

I prefer Lilt

 

[Jaws82]

its gone past my belly button...

Breakfast is served

 

[Spanky1372]

I'm in and I'm straight back out....

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

its gone past my belly button...

oh no, it's... made a mess on my sheet.

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

or was that me?

 

[KeenVoyeur]

This thread has gone a little bit raunchy this afternoon ... Where's Wand3r or Rosie when you need them? They would put an end to this smutty behaviour (So thank God they're not here!)

 

[Adorabubble]

oh no, it's... made a mess on my sheet.

I'm good at cleaning these messes up.

 

[KeenVoyeur]

I'm good at cleaning these messes up.

I guess someone's "working from home" today? Presumably dressed in her usual outfit (naked) and enjoying much more than just some idle banter?

 

[thefishfryer]

oh no, it's... made a mess on my sheet.

I'm good at cleaning these messes up.

I think I've come to the wrong thread............or maybe the right one?

 

[Spanky1372]

Lmao...blokes.

 

[deft]

oh no, it's... made a mess on my sheet.

I'm good at cleaning these messes up.

Oh, God… I’m gonna finish…

…my afternoon tea, obviously.

 

[Adorabubble]

Oh, God… I’m gonna finish…

…my afternoon tea, obviously.

The toast?