Anyone from the UK?

[Spanky1372]

We can skip lunch and have sexual intercourse, if it would help at all?

I thought we were on about food.

 

[deft]

I thought we were on about food.

We were, but that just made me feel hungry, so I thought I should change the subject

 

[Darkweather]

We were, but that just made me feel hungry, so I thought I should change the subject

didn't work. I am twice as hungry now!

 

[Spanky1372]

didn't work. I am twice as hungry now!

Blame deft....as usual.

 

[Darkweather]

Blame deft....as usual.

that seems fair, regardless of the outcome.

 

[Adorabubble]

We were, but that just made me feel hungry, so I thought I should change the subject

I could do with something hot inside me.

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

Makes 2 of us.

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

absolutely. and your point is?

None, just saying hi!

 

[KnickersandPanties101]

With all the doom and gloom that’s going on in out World today I thought I post this it’s one just for the boy’s: So tonight when your at home with your partner, tell him or her “tonight we’ll going to play the nuts game”! They reply “what’s the nuts game?” You say “ it’s a word association game where I say where the nuts are and you must tell me the correct answer or there’s to be a nice forfeit, ok?” They reply “yes ok”. You now say “there are nuts on the wall what are they?” They should say “walnuts” If not - help them out. You say “correct” and then “ok there are nuts on your chest what are they?” by now they should have figured out the correct answer as “chestnuts” you say “correct again, good well done” you now say “ there are nuts on your chin what are they?” they say, “err… chin-nuts” you say “wrong no, it’s my big cock in your mouth”.

Sorry if anyone is offended by this but I will not “withdraw” this! Have A Good Day!

 

[Spanky1372]

None, just saying hi!

Lucy and Bubble- thread guerrillas. Come in lay booby traps, stand back and watch the devastation.
I'm not making a point just amused.

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

booby traps

Rude.

My boobies are not traps.

 

[Spanky1372]

Rude.

My boobies are not traps.

Oh, I beg to differ. I'll bet there's personnel in this thread calling out to a diety now after being caught in your traps.

 

[magic_rat]

Rude.

My boobies are not traps.

Oh but they are. When I got my hands on them I couldn't let go!

 

[Spanky1372]

Outa here, I can hear incoming

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

No, that particular conversation I think will be finished in DMs.

 

[Adorabubble]

My boobies are too small to trap anything

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

Small ones are more juicy.

 

[Darkweather]

My boobies are too small to trap anything

small but perfectly formed, I'm sure

 

[Spanky1372]

No, that particular conversation I think will be finished in DMs.

?

 

[Darkweather]

Rude.

My boobies are not traps

to be handled with care, but reassuring to know that they are not likely to explode

 

[deft]

I could do with something hot inside me.

Makes 2 of us.

I’m literally right here…

mixing a wicked phaal.

 

[thefishfryer]

I could do with something hot inside me.

Makes 2 of us.

Coffee coming up

 

[deft]

That crema would look wonderful wetting a pair of lips.

 

[magic_rat]

?

It's a personal thing.

 

[Adorabubble]

Coffee coming up

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Nuclear bombs?