Anyone from the UK?

[Spanky1372]

wtf is a lady beacon and why don't I have one?

Again the f'ing emoji people

 

[Spanky1372]

Afternoon everyone

Fella, did you get the van out?

 

[Spanky1372]

I don't even have a lady garden!

There's only so many times I can ask for one...simple...emoji...

 

[daystate]

Well I'm still awake after my night shift and drinking, sorry @lingus60
P.S. hope you're feeling better this week?

I like to stay up after a night shift and have a cheeky snifter.Especially if its my last one.

 

[Spanky1372]

Sticky?

 

[Spanky1372]

Das vadanya tovarich

 

[stickygirl]

What's the proper etiquette regarding other people ( or oneself I suppose ) farting at a public event? I was at an exhibition earlier and I was doing my best to make conversation with a very nice lady when she farted. She did her best to cover her toot by exclaiming about a work, but the fart had been done.

 

[Spanky1372]

What's the proper etiquette regarding other people ( or oneself I suppose ) farting at a public event? I was at an exhibition earlier and I was doing my best to make conversation with a very nice lady when she farted. She did her best to cover her toot by exclaiming about a work, but the fart had been done.

How old was the lady in question?

 

[stickygirl]

Das vadanya tovarich

Моя дорогая картошка, как твои дела?

 

[stickygirl]

How old was the lady in question?

60+ I'd say

 

[Spanky1372]

Моя дорогая картошка, как твои дела?

I'm not a potato my dear but ty.

 

[stickygirl]

I'm not a potato my dear but ty.

My bad. I was thinking 'spud'
Do you live in Cheltenham?

 

[Spanky1372]

60+ I'd say

60+ say excuse me yourself.
Under 60 fess up.

That's an excert from the tooting gazette

 

[Spanky1372]

My bad. I was thinking 'spud'
Do you live in Cheltenham?

No Lakes....oop north

 

[Spanky1372]

My bad. I was thinking 'spud'
Do you live in Cheltenham?

Youre making a reference to GC....

 

[Spanky1372]

I have lived near to Cheltenham in my past...

 

[stickygirl]

60+ say excuse me yourself.
Under 60 fess up.

That's an excert from the tooting gazette

So I say sorry?
As it happened we both ignored it. It didn't sound like a stinker, so no harm done.
Cheltenham is where the spies live innit?

 

[Spanky1372]

So I say sorry?
As it happened we both ignored it. It didn't sound like a stinker, so no harm done.
Cheltenham is where the spies live innit?

You'd be a shit spy if you said yes....but no spies there. They live on the Thames in a house.

 

[Spanky1372]

So I say sorry?
As it happened we both ignored it. It didn't sound like a stinker, so no harm done.
Cheltenham is where the spies live innit?

Just say excuse me...
No smell just move on.
How can it sound like a smell? That's contradictory.

 

[stickygirl]

Just say excuse me...
No smell just move on.
How can it sound like a smell? That's contradictory.

It's metaphor
If songs have colours then sounds can have smells

 

[orangecurious]

You'd be a shit spy if you said yes....but no spies there. They live on the Thames in a house.

the house would sink though

 

[Spanky1372]

the house would sink though

Put Thames and House together then Google it.
I can't promise you won't get a visit at 4 am with your browsing history.

 

[stickygirl]

the house would sink though

Sink or stink? Pls clarify

 

[thefishfryer]

What's the proper etiquette regarding other people ( or oneself I suppose ) farting at a public event? I was at an exhibition earlier and I was doing my best to make conversation with a very nice lady when she farted. She did her best to cover her toot by exclaiming about a work, but the fart had been done.

Blame the dog.

 

[orangecurious]

Sink or stink? Pls clarify

probably both... the former first, the latter as the mud oozed around it