Anyone from the UK?

[Lucy_Lastic]

Feel like a complete cunt actually.

 

[magic_rat]

Phone me if you need to. I'm wfh today.

 

[Darkweather]

Feel like a complete cunt actually.

morning! that doesn't sound too good at all.

though it would have a completely different meaning if I said that.

 

[lingus60]

Hey NC . How are you?

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

morning! that doesn't sound too good at all.

Just had a bit of an emotional crash last night. All good.

though it would have a completely different meaning if I said that.

Why, do you want to feel a cunt?

 

[Darkweather]

Why, do you want to feel a cunt?

metaphorically no, literally of course!

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

Metaphor only on offer today, sorry.

 

[Kraken_96]

Morning folks, bin day! Hope you feel less of a metaphorical cunt today @Lucy_Lastic

Also see my dear @Tallulah82 turning this thread into her usual cesspit yesterday, tut tut madam!

 

[Adorabubble]

Oooh morning of meetings

 

[Adorabubble]

Metaphor only on offer today, sorry.

Is that a metaphor?

 

[Spanky1372]

Good afternoon peoples, everyone OK?

I'm beginning to sound like the welfare polizei, I'm stopping that ....

 

[Adorabubble]

Good afternoon peoples, everyone OK?

I'm beginning to sound like the welfare polizei, I'm stopping that ....

Nothing to see here

 

[Spanky1372]

Lol? I'll move along schnell like.

 

[magic_rat]

Is that a metaphor?

for you... maybe!

 

[thefishfryer]

Nothing to see here

Nor here unfortunately.

Unless you count suitcases and piles of clothes.

 

[Darkweather]

Nothing to see here

are you sure about that?

 

[Adorabubble]

are you sure about that?

 

[KeenVoyeur]

I has been shown but you missed it

My DMs are always open #justsaying

Feel like a complete cunt actually.

Hope whatever it was made you feel that way has been successfully overcome ... but as a bloke, I'd much prefer to feel one of those (in a good way)

Oooh morning of meetings

It is to be hoped you're fully dressed for such a morning - I mean, WFH and being half naked on Teams meetings is all well and good but the guys in your workplace would much rather see you in the flesh so to speak ... (Probably prefer to see you at least half naked in the meetings TBH)

 

[Tallulah82]

I'd say good afternoon to all you fine folk, but don't want to be accused of turning the thread into a cesspit again.

@Kraken_96 you fucker.

 

[KeenVoyeur]

I'd say good afternoon to all you fine folk, but don't want to be accused of turning the thread into a cesspit again.

@Kraken_96 you fucker.

The good people of Britain would prefer you not to do that ... I'm not a good person though

 

[Kraken_96]

I'd say good afternoon to all you fine folk, but don't want to be accused of turning the thread into a cesspit again.

@Kraken_96 you fucker.

Hey I'm not saying cesspits aren't welcome, there's certainly a few people on the fetish boards that would be down.

It's just tar(t)nishing our good name

 

[Tallulah82]

The good people of Britain would prefer you not to do that ... I'm not a good person though

Can I clarify... would you prefer I didn't say hello... or prefer I didn't turn this thread into a cesspit? I mean, I get the first. But the second is just a ridiculous bar to set.

 

[thefishfryer]

I'd say good afternoon to all you fine folk, but don't want to be accused of turning the thread into a cesspit again.

@Kraken_96 you fucker.

I think the thread needs a shake up today.

 

[deft]

I'd say good afternoon to all you fine folk, but don't want to be accused of turning the thread into a cesspit again.

@Kraken_96 you fucker.

It's not you, Tal, it's other peoples' minds.

Quite frankly, I'm shocked.

 

[Tallulah82]

It's not you, Tal, it's other peoples' minds.

Quite frankly, I'm shocked.

I love you.