Anyone from the UK?

[Lucy_Lastic]

I never mentioned boobs. And half an hour for jaffa cakes is more than adequate. I demolished a whole packet in about 5 minutes at 3am.

 

[Spanky1372]

Right good folks of the thread.

Have a great day, I'm off to do shizzle.

Love you All x

 

[Tallulah82]

You're old enough to have a grandson!

I am, haha. 49 with a six year old grandson. I chose to be called Granny because I find the confused look on people's faces hilarious when they try to compute "Granny" with me.

 

[Spanky1372]

I never mentioned boobs. And half an hour for jaffa cakes is more than adequate. I demolished a whole packet in about 5 minutes at 3am.

Aren't boobs included in friskiness?

 

[Spanky1372]

Laters

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

Presumptuous much?

I meant you could have a go on the trampoline. What did you think I meant?

 

[magic_rat]

Lucy, you and I both know, you ARE the trampoline!

 

[gleader]

Has anyone read 2023 Halloween Contest First Place "A Halloween Tail"?

My entry for Halloween 2024 contest "Halloween Party in Pandemonium" is online now - another story happened in London. Hope you like political satire like "The Thick of It".

 

[Darkweather]

I never mentioned boobs. And half an hour for jaffa cakes is more than adequate. I demolished a whole packet in about 5 minutes at 3am.

just as well I didn't show up 10 mins late. I would have missed the biscuits and had to wait 20 mins for a go on the trampoline

 

[Adorabubble]

I bought flapjacks into work which went down well.

 

[mr1derful]

I bought flapjacks into work which went down well.

Who doesn’t like going down well

 

[Darkweather]

Who doesn’t like going down well

While I might like them, I don't think I would go down a well for them

 

[Darkweather]

Is it just me or does the name 'flapjacks' just sound rude?

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

rude. very rude.

sounds like a game.

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

or like an exercise. I'm going to do 20 flapjacks, get fit.

 

[thefishfryer]

Am I weird in thinking it's too early for biscuits?

Well I've played a round of crazy golf and still haven't touched a biscuit. So maybe not.

 

[Adorabubble]

Is it just me or does the name 'flapjacks' just sound rude?

Hopefully

 

[Adorabubble]

or like an exercise. I'm going to do 20 flapjacks, get fit.

A good way to get fit

 

[thefishfryer]

um... rhetorical?

No. It needs a full and factual answer with examples and references.

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

A good way to get fit

join me? I'll jack your flaps, you can jack mine.



I have no idea what I'm talking about but I'm too bored to shut up and think it through.

 

[deft]

join me? I'll jack your flaps, you can jack mine.



I have no idea what I'm talking about but I'm too bored to shut up and think it through.

 

[Darkweather]

join me? I'll jack your flaps, you can jack mine.



I have no idea what I'm talking about but I'm too bored to shut up and think it through.

 

[Adorabubble]

join me? I'll jack your flaps, you can jack mine.



I have no idea what I'm talking about but I'm too bored to shut up and think it through.

I'll lick your flaps for good measure as well.

 

[deft]

I'll lick your flaps for good measure as well.

That's me done for

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

I'll lick your flaps for good measure as well.

Then it's only fair I return the compliment.