Anyone from the UK?

[orangecurious]

evening fine people of this thread


and the not fine ones too

 

[Spanky1372]

How do you make an octopus laugh?

With ten tickles.

Again the f'ing emoji.

 

[stickygirl]

I’m a sucker for octopus jokes …

I've tried calamari ( off other people's plates ) but never been impressed. As a child I occasionally chewed rubbers ( or as the Amuricans say, Erasors ). It's a similar experience. Dunno what the fuss is about

 

[stickygirl]

Anyone like oysters?
Big gob of salty snot
Zero chance of making me horny

 

[LIDiver]

I’m a sucker for octopus jokes …

I find them disarming.

 

[Oniafox]

I've tried calamari ( off other people's plates ) but never been impressed. As a child I occasionally chewed rubbers ( or as the Amuricans say, Erasors ). It's a similar experience. Dunno what the fuss is about

I believe calamari is squid . I quite like squid and I actually like octopus , especially if lightly prepared in salad or in an ink casserole. But octopus (not squid) are so clever and friendly. It’s like eating a cross between dog and monkey. (But still tasty)

 

[RainyWetDayGuy]

I find them disarming.

Well it be Novempuses next month?

 

[stickygirl]

I believe calamari is squid . I quite like squid and I actually like octopus , especially if lightly prepared in salad or in an ink casserole. But octopus (not squid) are so clever and friendly. It’s like eating a cross between dog and monkey. (But still tasty)

Octopus ink? Does your tongue end up purple?
https://cultpens.com/cdn/shop/products/OC00001_Octopus-Fountain-Pen-Ink-30ml_P1_1024x1024.jpg?v=1673348245
dog/monkey hybrid? I'm not even Googling that in case they're profiling me

 

[Oniafox]

Octopus ink? Does your tongue end up purple?
https://cultpens.com/cdn/shop/products/OC00001_Octopus-Fountain-Pen-Ink-30ml_P1_1024x1024.jpg?v=1673348245
dog/monkey hybrid? I'm not even Googling that in case they're profiling me

Depends where you stick your tongue

 

[RainyWetDayGuy]

Depends where you stick your tongue

and also where you keep your ink well.

 

[thefishfryer]

and also where you keep your ink well.

I had to learn how write with a scratchy pen and ink from a pot in the desk. Why?

 

[stickygirl]

I had to learn how write with a scratchy pen and ink from a pot in the desk. Why?

I'd have thought you were a wax tablet kind of a guy

 

[Spanky1372]

I had to learn how write with a scratchy pen and ink from a pot in the desk. Why?

Age?

 

[Spanky1372]

I'd have thought you were a wax tablet kind of a guy

Moved on from caves and berry juice

 

[Adorabubble]

I had to learn how write with a scratchy pen and ink from a pot in the desk. Why?

On the cave wall?

 

[thefishfryer]

I'd have thought you were a wax tablet kind of a guy

I think that was a few years before me, even my mum had chalk on her slate.

 

[Oniafox]

I had to learn how write with a scratchy pen and ink from a pot in the desk. Why?

With a quill on parchment ?

 

[thefishfryer]

Age?

That may have had something to do with it.

 

[stickygirl]

Moved on from caves and berry juice

My great grandmas school had a toilet over a field of pigs. They'd eat the poo
Is it too early for scat?

 

[thefishfryer]

On the cave wall?

I used pig blood for that.

 

[thefishfryer]

With a quill on parchment ?

Papyrus.

 

[thefishfryer]

My great grandmas school had a toilet over a field of pigs. They'd eat the poo
Is it too early for scat?

Too early and too late.

 

[Oniafox]

Papyrus.

I like those in fruit salads

 

[stickygirl]

Too early and too late.

I won't mention it again.
She was Scottish. Perhaps that explains?

She may have been taking the piss, mind

 

[thefishfryer]

I won't mention it again.
She was Scottish. Perhaps that explains?

She may have been taking the piss, mind

You can explain anything by saying it's Scottish, even square sausage.