Anyone from the UK?

[Darkweather]

Morning... have I missed much?

nah. there's not even been any biscuits on offer.

 

[lingus60]

Ta! Thought as much.....

 

[Tallulah82]

Good morning, lovely people.

Another day of being free-not-free for me. I dislike these kinds of days of not knowing if my time is actually my time (am waiting to see if my grandson is going to be sent home from school with a sore neck).

 

[Tallulah82]

nah. there's not even been any biscuits on offer.

Am I weird in thinking it's too early for biscuits?

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

yes, very.

 

[deft]

Am I weird in thinking it's too early for biscuits?

It’s never too early on Frisky Friday!

 

[Darkweather]

Am I weird in thinking it's too early for biscuits?

only if you think it is too early for tea too.

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

I was eating biscuits at 3am.

 

[Darkweather]

I was eating biscuits at 3am.

what sort?

 

[Tallulah82]

It’s never too early on Frisky Friday!

So, your Frisky Friday is only complete with biscuits?

 

[deft]

So, your Frisky Friday is only complete with biscuits?

I like a full service!

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

what sort?

Contentious choice. Jaffa cakes.

 

[magic_rat]

Why are there so many stupid people on Lit (this thread excepted of course)?

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

um... rhetorical?

 

[deft]

um... rhetorical?

I've heard of him... Rhett Oracle. Thinks he knows everything.

 

[Darkweather]

Contentious choice. Jaffa cakes.

no way! why wasn't I invited?

 

[Darkweather]

Why are there so many stupid people on Lit (this thread excepted of course)?

sadly there still isn't a law against them. they get everywhere.

 

[magic_rat]

No, actually.

Whenever I post about my lifestyle choices, swinging, sex clubs etc, I always get some bozo slide into my DMs saying yes we're into that too, send me a pic of them and their wife that's so obviously not them, do a quick reverse image search... OK, so maybe all the guys on here are married to famous porn stars. Maybe I'm wrong. Fuck 'em. Fuck 'em in the ear! (Points awarded for getting the film reference)

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

no way! why wasn't I invited?

You were! Let me check, naked jaffa cakes at 3am, friskiness 3,30am... yes, it's all there, address, telephone number and everything.

Oh, I got your email address wrong. Sorry!

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

I wondered why nobody showed up.

 

[Spanky1372]

Good morning, lovely people.

Another day of being free-not-free for me. I dislike these kinds of days of not knowing if my time is actually my time (am waiting to see if my grandson is going to be sent home from school with a sore neck).

You're old enough to have a grandson!

 

[magic_rat]

I have a grandchild.

 

[Spanky1372]

You were! Let me check, naked jaffa cakes at 3am, friskiness 3,30am... yes, it's all there, address, telephone number and everything.

Oh, I got your email address wrong. Sorry!

I think the timetable was probably what went wrong. Only half an hour for jaffa cakes? What were you thinking?

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

I think the timetable was probably what went wrong. Only half an hour for jaffa cakes? What were you thinking?

I was thinking friskytime was more important.

 

[Spanky1372]

I was thinking friskytime was more important.

You're in the wrong thread....bins and biscuits here. Not boobs, biscuits and bins.