Anyone from the UK?

[Titsandclits]

Forgive me if i have already asked -
Has nay one on here ever been to a sex Dungeon? I have just learnt there is one pretty close to us.
£80.00 for two hours Hire. Looking at the furniture etc. . . Mrs Shrek could be in trouble

I’ll go halves if I can cum and watch, sorry come

 

[Btq97]

There are loads up and down the country.
Could be a great road trip. . .

Yes just need a sub to play with.

 

[Btq97]

I keep having that thought too, depressing isn't it.

Well yes it is. What is even more depressing is the fact the powers thst be keep saying the best is yet to come. Unless you are a disaster capitalist it is not true. Happy monday

 

[shrek100]

Yes just need a sub to play with.

I think I will be the sub if mr gets his way

 

[Hodes101]

I'm envious of both of you

 

[StrangeView]

Forgive me if i have already asked -
Has nay one on here ever been to a sex Dungeon? I have just learnt there is one pretty close to us.
£80.00 for two hours Hire. Looking at the furniture etc. . . Mrs Shrek could be in trouble

that sounds pretty reasonable to me

 

[lighterman75]

that sounds pretty reasonable to me

Yeah, just looked one up nearest me, (for research purposes only, obviously) and£90 for the first hour, £60 for each subsequent hour , £350 for the night. But you get a slave delivering food for free if you go for the whole night deal.

 

[Btq97]

I think I will be the sub if mr gets his way

Then onlyfans to fund it
#DungeonReviewBDSM
How I got spanked in every town in the UK as the graphic novel / popup book

You would be doing the community a great service
and when hubby pulls a muscle in his paddling arm then we can swap and he can film

 

[lighterman75]

With the Queen dying, and all this talk of dungeons, all the bits on the TV and documentaries, showing video clips and photos of the Queen in her younger days, is it OK to say what a hottie she was back in the day?

 

[KeenVoyeur]

Just found my way back to this thread - this new(ish) Lit "Watch and receive email notifications" thing doesn't always seem to work ...

I've missed so much! Cake, energy crisis, weather, Satnavs that don't work in Newcastle, British history lessons, the delightful Irish/German girl going to Leipzig, my old favourite CherryB and her pop-up boobs - sorry, tent!, the passing of Her Maj, the appointment of that weird Truss woman and flirting or not ... did I miss anything out?

Let's hope the emails start to come through again so I don't miss any more thrilling insights into the British persona and the particularly unique way we have of interacting on an adult website

 

[Btq97]

With the Queen dying, and all this talk of dungeons, all the bits on the TV and documentaries, showing video clips and photos of the Queen in her younger days, is it OK to say what a hottie she was back in the day?

Oh yes she would have got it good and proper, along with her sister

 

[Cherry_Brandy]

Just found my way back to this thread - this new(ish) Lit "Watch and receive email notifications" thing doesn't always seem to work ...

I've missed so much! Cake, energy crisis, weather, Satnavs that don't work in Newcastle, British history lessons, the delightful Irish/German girl going to Leipzig, my old favourite CherryB and her pop-up boobs - sorry, tent!, the passing of Her Maj, the appointment of that weird Truss woman and flirting or not ... did I miss anything out?

Let's hope the emails start to come through again so I don't miss any more thrilling insights into the British persona and the particularly unique way we have of interacting on an adult website

No stopping us KV. The UK threads are always steamy .... If someone puts the kettle on and doesn't put the lid down and there's a cake coming out of the oven

 

[Btq97]

No stopping us KV. The UK threads are always steamy .... If someone puts the kettle on and doesn't put the lid down and there's a cake coming out of the oven

as long as it is only cake or wanted buns

 

[lighterman75]

as long as it is only cake or wanted buns

Or a good roast

 

[Hodes101]

Mine is normally spotted dick or toad in the hole, I must be doing something wrong

 

[KeenVoyeur]

No stopping us KV. The UK threads are always steamy .... If someone puts the kettle on and doesn't put the lid down and there's a cake coming out of the oven

Put me down for cake and coffee next time I'm up in the North East - hopefully you've settled in nicely and made lots of new friends?

Or a good roast

Typical Brit - not a mention of a "spit"

Mine is normally spotted dick or toad in the hole, I must be doing something wrong

You can get ointment for that - or maybe forceps to remove the toad

 

[Btq97]

Do we really want the thead to descend into Cary on levels of smut. Tho any women who want to recreate the classic babs Windsor scene from carry on camping please feel free

 

[lighterman75]

Do we really want the thead to descend into Cary on levels of smut. Tho any women who want to recreate the classic babs Windsor scene from carry on camping please feel free

We're British. It's what we do best

 

[Btq97]

Kenneth Williams fleeing Hattie jaques in the distance as the classic dirty Syd James laugh sounds and the credit roll

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

The swimming scene in 'Jungle'. Patricia Potter showing the Inspector what he wants to see. Dawn Breaks on the donkey. The zipper on the dress going up, down, up, down.... and the 'modelling' misunderstanding.

 

[Btq97]

Do you mind if I smoke Fenella Fielding, perfect vamp

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

You smoke Fenella and I'll lick Angela.

 

[KeenVoyeur]

They don't - sorry, can't, make them like that anymore! So many TV shows that wouldn't get made now either ... do you miss the likes of Benny Hill and Kenny Everett? "Love Thy Neighbour", "It Ain't Half Hot, Mum", Alf Garnett - how did we get away with that stuff?

 

[Btq97]

We did not get away with it we did not care and who was saying it was wrong oh it was the other so it did not matter.
There is the argument it was a different time so that is ok then. Does that hold water?

 

[KeenVoyeur]

Many people use the "different times" argument - it possibly was, but has our sense of humour changed because sex isn't the taboo it once was?
Carry On films and seaside postcards are perhaps just "harmless" innuendo and smut - Benny Hill and Kenny Everett less so even if scantily-clad nurses wearing stockings chasing an old pervert round the park is still the stuff of male fantasy.

The other TV stuff I mentioned is just racist and really has no place in today's society even if it did deal with "real" situations back then - nobody did anything about it so we just accepted it as the "norm".

Jeez, this needs to join the other discussion on the Politics Board! Can we get back to cakes, weather and such inoffensive topics? Notice I didn't mention "flirting" - oh, sh*t just did!