Anyone from the UK?

[JayInLondon]

Morning
Tried to get naughty in a m and s fitting room yesterday but got turned down. Seriously you guys what is the world coming to

Who on earth would do that?

Next time call me

 

[pikmin1388]

Who on earth would do that?

Next time call me

Okay will do lol

 

[JayInLondon]

I got a £50 M&S voucher from work for Christmas too so it's a win-win lol

 

[pikmin1388]

I got a £50 M&S voucher from work for Christmas too so it's a win-win lol

Aslong as I get to spend the voucher

 

[JayInLondon]

Aslong as I get to spend the voucher

depends on what, and if I get to see it

 

[orangecurious]

Morning (apparently)

had one coffee, might have another. that kind of day.

whatever day it is

 

[pikmin1388]

depends on what, and if I get to see it

This is marks not ann summers lol
They do very little lingerie small enough for me . They sell lots of granny style knickers though

 

[JayInLondon]

This is marks not ann summers lol
They do very little lingerie small enough for me . They sell lots of granny style knickers though

A meal deal each it is then, and you can pose nude with yours

 

[Peter_Out]

Good morning.

Good morning uk x

Morning Scarlett! Happy Sunday (least I think it's Sunday!)

Morning all. Is it still foggy, grey and damp everywhere? I've not opened the blinds yet

Good morning everyone!
So when is bin day this week?

Mornin' all (if my computer clock is actually right, otherwise "Afternoon!")

 

[Peter_Out]

I like stuffing

"That's obvious!", said everybody, cockily.

(I blame Jasper Carrott for this. See

if you're utterly confused.)

 

[Peter_Out]

Morning
Tried to get naughty in a m and s fitting room yesterday but got turned down. Seriously you guys what is the world coming to

This is absolutely a fantasy of mine! Not getting turned down. That's reality I can understand not doing it though, because that kind of thing is really risky these days, with cameras everywhere.

 

[pikmin1388]

This is absolutely a fantasy of mine! Not getting turned down. That's reality I can understand not doing it though, because that kind of thing is really risky these days, with cameras everywhere.

Life is too short to behave lol
They aren't allowed cameras in fitting rooms

 

[pikmin1388]

A meal deal each it is then, and you can pose nude with yours

Nude ? With food ? I'll pass on that lol
I take it you didn't get given ann summers vouchers then ? Just asking for a friend

 

[JayInLondon]

Nude ? With food ? I'll pass on that lol
I take it you didn't get given ann summers vouchers then ? Just asking for a friend

Not even strawberries and whipped cream?

I'll get some Ann Summers vouchers for you if I get to see you in what I'm buying

 

[Peter_Out]

Life is too short to behave lol
They aren't allowed cameras in fitting rooms

I don't mind misbehaving. In fact I positively revel in it, and encourage it!

Spending time in prison? I think I'd be less fond of that. I know, I know, I'm a spoilsport

 

[pikmin1388]

Not even strawberries and whipped cream?

I'll get some Ann Summers vouchers for you if I get to see you in what I'm buying

Okay I might let you . They'll probably let you in the fitting rooms in ann summers to give me a hand

 

[Fufumberuk]

Who on earth would do that?

Next time call me

And me... I'll even give you extra Sparks points

 

[Peter_Out]

Okay I might let you . They'll probably let you in the fitting rooms in ann summers to give me a hand

If not let him in, some of their shops have windows in the fitting room doors so people can watch I seem to remember they are quite roomy, too...

 

[thefishfryer]

PORK you say? Don't forget the stuffing

Just home made apple sauce. No stuffing

 

[thefishfryer]

Or the crackling!

Morning all!

Slice off the skin when it's soft, snip it up with scissors and cook separately. Perfect every time.

 

[JayInLondon]

Okay I might let you . They'll probably let you in the fitting rooms in ann summers to give me a hand

A whole hand? There was me thinking I'd be lucky to give you a finger!

 

[Peter_Out]

Just home made apple sauce. No stuffing

It seems practically sacrilegious to say "no stuffing" to @pikmin1388

 

[thefishfryer]

Good morning everyone!
So when is bin day this week?

I think they are back on track, but who knows what the bank holidays will produce.

 

[Peter_Out]

Slice off the skin when it's soft, snip it up with scissors and cook separately. Perfect every time.

Well my eyes are watering...

 

[thefishfryer]

This is marks not ann summers lol
They do very little lingerie small enough for me . They sell lots of granny style knickers though

Why am I thinking you'd look great in granny knickers?