Celticlight
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Just mash it clumsily and aggressively for a little while, then assume the laptop was satisfiedAnyone from the UK?
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Just mash it clumsily and aggressively for a little while, then assume the laptop was satisfiedhugh_jarce69
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"have you tried turning it off and on again?"
jonnoback
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Before track pads laptops used to have a clit in the middle of the keyboard. Most men couldn’t find it and it was a bugger to control when you did. Like it had a mind of its own.
Ironfan
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I've mastered turning off not so good at turning on.
Hoping the rain holds off for my run club
deft
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I remember those being called a "nipple"... precisely so men could easily find it!Before track pads laptops used to have a clit in the middle of the keyboard. Most men couldn’t find it and it was a bugger to control when you did. Like it had a mind of its own.
https://medium.com/hackernoon/we-need-to-talk-about-the-nipple-mouse-50fc18cfcebf
jonnoback
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No they were trading indicators. If the nipples were up on Page 3 then you bought. If they were down you sold.
Need ramps to get in to house as threshold quite high,.can just manoeuvre wheelchair round and into lounge..Just fits through lounge door with mm to spare. Everything else downstairs looks OK. Small ramps.needed to get in garden. Will have to rearrange furniture if I need a bed downstairs and use a commode.
Hand rail fitted to stairs and possibly stairs lift if I cant walk up stairs. Bathroom is very tight. Can't spin wheelchair round so getting onto toilet wil be a challenge. Bedroom access seems fine.
Any additions still need.ti be agreed by landlord tho so I may still have to move if she doesn't allow me.
KindredFlame
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Cream always cums firstJam or cream first?
KindredFlame
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This sounds like a story idea. May I play with it
hugh_jarce69
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You can play with it anytime
.... oh you mean you want to write a story, sure, do you mind showing me the draft first before you publish?Not looked into it yet, but my case manager will help with any grants, benefits etc I can claim forAre you getting any grants for this?
Hope your landlord is sympathetic.
hugh_jarce69
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Looking forward to finding out what you do with this. Although you’re probably not thinking down the Carry On Doctor lines I am
KindredFlame
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Yes if you didn’t mind. I did t want to take the piss but close friend of mine was in a wheelchair for 18 months. He was told there was little chance of him walking again after an accident. However this did motivate I mean his cock did work. His girlfriend left him as she could not cope with the circumstances and he lost his job. To be honest I do not think he was far from going off a tall building.You can play with it anytime
However he persevered and he and I had a little fun, he also bedded my eldest daughter the Randy little fecker. So when I so your post I thought it might be a story there.
Im sorry he went through a rough time and glad he pulled through.
Mine wasnt an accident, I just had pain in the back and one day collapsed. Turns out my spinal cord was bing crush by a hard prolapsed disc so they operated. Now have a missing vertebrae and metal work for support. Coukdnt move my right leg after op but over last 3 months its coming back. Just not able tk stand or walk but working in it in rehab in the hospital. They hope I shoukd be able tk walk with an aid for short distances so still may need a wheelchair. My girlfriend has been so good even tho her mum died while I wa in hospital.
My cock still works by the way, just a different sensations and sometimes takes longer to cum
KindredFlame
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Predictive text is a pain in the arse, so is a 10 inch dildo but in totally different manner.
Sparky, as everyone called him, had been waiting for this moment for some time, lying in his hospital bed for so long made him feel worse than anything especially when an attractive nurse would come to check on him, or give him a bed bath.
Sparky, as everyone called him, had been waiting for this moment for some time, lying in his hospital bed for so long made him feel worse than anything especially when an attractive nurse would come to check on him, or give him a bed bath.
I loved those bed baths. Have to shower myself now. Although my cock does get brushed when they have to check my leg widths for dvt
KindredFlame
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I love playing doctor and nurse. Or nurse and nurse. Last time I was in hospital one of the nurses was a personal friend 
if you know what I mean. One evening she came in on her brake just to see me. Well things went a little bit further than just a visit and we were almost caught by the nurse who was supposed to be coming in to do my checks before bed time. As I had my curtains drawn around my bed she thought I was n the bed pan and said she would give me a minute. Well I was on my friends mouth at the time so it could have got awkward.
if you know what I mean. One evening she came in on her brake just to see me. Well things went a little bit further than just a visit and we were almost caught by the nurse who was supposed to be coming in to do my checks before bed time. As I had my curtains drawn around my bed she thought I was n the bed pan and said she would give me a minute. Well I was on my friends mouth at the time so it could have got awkward.
KindredFlame
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Taking longer to cum is not a bad thing. I am sorry I didn’t notice about your gf mom dying. Hope she is ok as this is a big shock in life. My mom died when I was 10 even now I still see her blonde hair and her pretty smile.
Sorry to hear you lost your mom at sich a young age. She will always be in yiur mind.
She isnt doing too good in afraid, and I can't be with her. Couldn't even be at the funeral. I was being transfered to this hospital on the same day. If I had transfer a day or two earlier, they would have taken me to the funeral.
I also go soft during play but doesn't mean im not turned on. Sensations a different as I have less sensation from belly button down. Feels sensitive and I sometimes grip it harder and more ferociously lol. Not sure what will happen when sucked or with sex tho
nakedginger
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At least it's a short week although seems to be dragging.
Ironfan
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Morning all, does feel like this week has been about 10days long already
ALovelyNudist
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Oddly yes and I don’t know why! Traffic has been really really bad near me so maybe that’s had something to do with it. Wishing everyone a great end to the week!
