Anyone from the UK?

[jonnoback]

I’ve seen that film

I'm sure Robin Askwith was in it!

 

[candystripe79]

Hi, recently divorced and looking for people to chat with.

Midlands

 

[nakedginger]

All sorted.
Apparently, I had dirty pilot orifice.
I think he got a hard-on telling me that.

 

[nakedginger]

Hi, recently divorced and looking for people to chat with.

Midlands

Hello. Are you a gas engineer?

 

[candystripe79]

Hello. Are you a gas engineer?

No, why?

 

[hugh_jarce69]

All sorted.
Apparently, I had dirty pilot orifice.
I think he got a hard-on telling me that.

Did he light your flame?
Now your pipes will be warm

 

[nakedginger]

No, why?

I had issues tonight and had to keep my long socks on.

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

Give it half an hour before you take your socks off.

 

[nakedginger]

Give it half an hour before you take your socks off.

Defo. Needs to heat up a little

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

I'm warm here but I suppose I'd better pop downstairs and throw some lunch in the air fryer.

 

[orangecurious]

pierogi time!

 

[hugh_jarce69]

I had a dream last night I was shagging the blonde one out of ABBA.
Worst experience of my life, it was horrible.

Why couldn’t I dream about shagging his missus?

 

[nakedginger]

I had a dream last night I was shagging the blonde one out of ABBA.
Worst experience of my life, it was horrible.

Why couldn’t I dream about shagging his missus?

Dad joke time

 

[Sixfoot4again]

Dad joke time

Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

When they first broke it was Agnetha that I would have gone for, but as the years have passed my preference has passed to Annifrid.

 

[nakedginger]

Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

I think I did

 

[Ironfan]

So house visits to bathe you lot?

Always welcome to share my shower @nakedginger

A man is here to sort my heating out.

I've seen that film too!!

Spent an evening slinging wood around and screwing deep, before a chippy tea

 

[Sixfoot4again]

Dad joke time

Why does Santa have such a big sack?
He only comes once a year.

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

There's an entire thread full of those over there. -----> https://forum.literotica.com/thread...nds-who-can-tolerate-dad-jokes.1634740/unread

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

Did you have to pay, @nakedginger or has the landlord covered it?

 

[nakedginger]

There's an entire thread full of those over there. -----> https://forum.literotica.com/thread...nds-who-can-tolerate-dad-jokes.1634740/unread

Fantastic

 

[nakedginger]

Did you have to pay, @nakedginger or has the landlord covered it?

No, the landlord paid. He's good and has a few people that do repairs for him so things get fixed quiclky.

 

[NorthernCardinal]

pierogi time!

Scammer Payback?

 

[orangecurious]

Scammer Payback?

no, Polish leftovers

 

[NorthernCardinal]

no, Polish leftovers

I know... dumpling type things? Theres a hacker dude called pierogi too. He does good things and fucks with bad people. Has a youtube channel called scammer payback