deft
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Believe me, if I had a choice, it would be a different story!That is keen!
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Believe me, if I had a choice, it would be a different story!That is keen!
Do you get free milk?Except when their cows get loose and ruin my lawn!
Oh dearBelieve me, if I had a choice, it would be a different story!![]()
No. It amuses the visitors. Pull the curtains back and cows are looking at you. Their hooves leave holes in the lawn but after a while these spring back.Do you get free milk?
A bit of free entertainmentNo. It amuses the visitors. Pull the curtains back and cows are looking at you. Their hooves leave holes in the lawn but after a while these spring back.
Red or blue, Lucie?Always up early on football match day, i think the thought of 22 players running around on grass is to much![]()
Never blue .... i am Bristol City supporterRed or blue, Lucie?
And you yourself have great Bristol CittiesNever blue .... i am Bristol City supporter
MorningMorning all
Yes, me chasing them out in my dressing gown.A bit of free entertainment
dont you mean the best bristolsAnd you yourself have great Bristol Citties![]()

Why are they wearing your dressing gownYes, me chasing them out in my dressing gown.
Cos they’re FresianWhy are they wearing your dressing gown![]()
Dad joke alert!Cos they’re Fresian
Don't want to frighten the heifers!Why are they wearing your dressing gown![]()
I know women sometimes name their toys, but that name seems a little... middle-of-the-roadTime to get Henry out
Beat me to itAnd you yourself have great Bristol Citties![]()
So many questionsTime to get Henry out
He has a long tube and attacmentsI know women sometimes name their toys, but that name seems a little... middle-of-the-road![]()
And he's always got a smile on his faceHe has a long tube and attacments
You know why nowAnd he's always got a smile on his face