Anyone from the UK?

[jonnoback]

Deadpan humour night.

Flat liners.

 

[Foxed]

Might go along to the autopsy club tonight.


Apparently they’re having an open Mike night

Is it live

 

[Foxed]

I always prepared and cooked the Christmas dinner with the family when married. Since the split, ive always visited others. This year I will be home but my gf will cook a dinner and bring it over to me

Sounds like you’ve earned your year off cooking

 

[SirSparky]

Sounds like you’ve earned your year off cooking

I loved doing the Christmas dinner. Helped my mum when I moved back home. Last year I went to my gf's who cooked. This year she will make a flying visit as she has to work in the evening but she will bring dinner over before she starts.

 

[Foxed]

I loved doing the Christmas dinner. Helped my mum when I moved back home. Last year I went to my gf's who cooked. This year she will make a flying visit as she has to work in the evening but she will bring dinner over before she starts.

Good girl!

 

[SirSparky]

Good girl!

She is a very good girl to me

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

Morning all.

KABOOM!! There goes the inbox

"<lady's name>'s inbox explodes" is frequently my response to that kind of introduction.

 

[hugh_jarce69]

Ooh new ChatGPT personality settings

Default - preset style & tone
Friendly - warm & chatty
Candid - Direct & encouraging
Professional - Polished & precise
Quirky - Playful & imaginative


I was hoping for flirty, smutty & always satisfied. Apparently not even AI can achieve the impossible

 

[Meekly_Anna]

Ooh new ChatGPT personality settings

Default - preset style & tone
Friendly - warm & chatty
Candid - Direct & encouraging
Professional - Polished & precise
Quirky - Playful & imaginative


I was hoping for flirty, smutty & always satisfied. Apparently not even AI can achieve the impossible

Translation:
He wants a "I wanna fuck you" personality setting.

 

[MiloMcLeod]

The real trick is having the ability to bestow that setting on other people.

 

[metrifonate]

The real trick is having the ability to bestow that setting on other people.

Rohypnol.

 

[MiloMcLeod]

Rohypnol.

It was on the tip of my tonzzzzzzzzz

 

[Meekly_Anna]

There's not much trickery required.

To raise interest of a woman, ok, that's a little bit tricky. For example you should listen to her gibberish. And compliments may be helpful, I'm told. And of course, paying attention and all that useless shit.

To raise interest of a man is easy: open the door of whatever pub he's in right now and enter the room.

 

[Meekly_Anna]

Rohypnol.

Flunitrazepam for men is called "beer".

 

[jonnoback]

There's not much trickery required.

To raise interest of a woman, ok, that's a little bit tricky. For example you should listen to her gibberish. And compliments may be helpful, I'm told. And of course, paying attention and all that useless shit.

To raise interest of a man is easy: open the door of whatever pub he's in right now and enter the room.

Are you gonna be in my pub tonight ?

 

[Meekly_Anna]

Are you gonna be in my pub tonight ?

If you need beer for me, I've done something wrong.

 

[KentBloke63]

If you need beer for me, I've done something wrong.

Meekly Anna the easy pub bike?

 

[jonnoback]

If you need beer for me, I've done something wrong.

Nope. Just where my work Christmas meal is. BBQ oddly.

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

To raise interest of a man is easy: open the door of whatever pub he's in right now and enter the room.

The version of that that I previously encountered had a list of 60 instructions similar to those you gave, followed by:

'To interest a man;

1) Take your clothes off.
2) Lie down.'

 

[Meekly_Anna]

Meekly Anna the easy pub bike?

Definitely not.
To want something or someone is not the same as getting it.

 

[Meekly_Anna]

The version of that that I previously encountered had a list of 60 instructions similar to those you gave, followed by:

'To interest a man;

1) Take your clothes off.
2) Lie down.'

See? I'm right.

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

Of course you are, you're never wrong.

 

[hugh_jarce69]

Translation:
He wants a "I wanna fuck you" personality setting.

Oi! I resemble that remark

 

[Meekly_Anna]

Of course you are, you're never wrong.

It's the functional XX chromosomes. Not my fault that I am.

 

[KentBloke63]

See? I'm right.

We are but simple creatures.