Anyone from the UK?

[NorthernCardinal]

I found falling asleep during sex wasn't popular.

I fell asleep whilst receiving a BJ once. My wife never let's me forget. Doh.

 

[metrifonate]

I fell asleep whilst receiving a BJ once. My wife never let's me forget. Doh.

Did you snore?

 

[NorthernCardinal]

Did you snore?

me? Never.... possibly.

 

[metrifonate]

me? Never.... possibly.

Oops

 

[NorthernCardinal]

Oops

It had been a long day. I was tired. It was relaxing....

 

[tugger1987]

Evening all.

Been like santas workshop at work this week, making decorations and stuff to sell.

 

[EyesOnHers]

Evening!

Glad that work day is done.

Time for a glass of vino

 

[StrentWriter]

I found falling asleep during sex wasn't popular.

I meant after!

During - Jesus - how bad can the sex have been?!

 

[metrifonate]

I meant after!

During - Jesus - how bad can the sex have been?!

Nothing so over-rated as bad sex and under-rated as a good dump.

 

[Meekly_Anna]

I fell asleep whilst receiving a BJ once. My wife never let's me forget. Doh.

Men don't forgive, but they forget.
Women forgive, but never forget. EVER.

 

[Meekly_Anna]

I meant after!

During - Jesus - how bad can the sex have been?!

When she asks "How long did you do it after I fell asleep?" the next morning during breakfast, it's not exactly a compliment.
I asked that once. He didn't talk to me for nearly a day. It was great, I was able to learn for my maths exam in peace.


Edit: who wants to contribute to the "let's kill the inventor of autocorrect" fund?

 

[metrifonate]

When she asks "How long did you do it after I fell asleep?" the next morning during breakfast, it's not exactly a compliment.
I asked that once. He didn't talk to me for nearly a day. It was great, I was able to learn for my maths exam in peace.


Edit: who wants to contribute to the "let's kill the inventor of autocorrect" fund?

The inventor is my worst emema

 

[StrentWriter]

UK thread on fire today!

 

[jonnoback]

Evening!

Glad that work day is done.

Time for a glass of vino

I need the week to end and then hopefully I’m good. Will know more tomorrow when I’m in the office.

 

[metrifonate]

UK thread on fire today!

We need biscuits

 

[jonnoback]

Not this time of night though

 

[metrifonate]

Not this time of night though

Digestive and a cup of Horlicks

 

[Beccy287]

Hi everyone. I’m beccy froom the north east of England. Student nurse. I’m a newbie so give me a message xx

 

[angelofthenorth]

Potters in, wipes down the countertop, opens a window.
Throws out the empties, refills the sugar bowls. Shoves the teatowels in the machine, lifts out the clean ones.
Put the kettle on, makes a brew, and go sit in the corner.

 

[Fufumberuk]

Morning AotN
Morning all. Is it too early for Hobnobs?

 

[KentBloke63]

Hi everyone. I’m beccy froom the north east of England. Student nurse. I’m a newbie so give me a message xx

KABOOM!! There goes the inbox

 

[Darty20]

Gooooooooood Mornings UKers

 

[KentBloke63]

Gooooooooood Mornings UKers

Morning Darts, how’s yer tunnel ?

 

[angelofthenorth]

Morning AotN
Morning all. Is it too early for Hobnobs?

Never too early for Hobnob

 

[Darty20]

Morning Darts, how’s yer tunnel ?

It’s all clear this morning