Anyone from the UK?

[jonnoback]

Snap! Running for a Lizzy line train now. Have a good day Maude!

That’s an early start.

 

[hugh_jarce69]

Why I joined the Military, don't have to grow up

Too right.

Don’t mind growing old.

Just don’t wanna grow up

 

[jonnoback]

I should probably go and see what the dog is going nuts about. I'm guessing its a squirrel running around.

 

[hugh_jarce69]

I should probably go and see what the dog is going nuts about. I'm guessing its a squirrel running around.

Maybe the dog’s got the squirrel’s nuts

 

[jonnoback]

Maybe the dog’s got the squirrel’s nuts

No danger of that - the dog is too slow!

 

[snexxer]

ooh send it me pleeeze...hic!

I'll dig it out for you and post it on here.

Good Morning Play Mates
Tuseday, which it a Monday, but with half the caleries

Morning sis, morning all.
1 down only 4 to go you lovely working people.

 

[Fufumberuk]

Morning everyone. When will this grey stop? I feel like I'm in the upsidedown

 

[angelofthenorth]

Morning everyone. When will this grey stop? I feel like I'm in the upsidedown

life in a tuperwear box!

 

[Fufumberuk]

life in a tuperwear box!

It is indeed. One filled with mizzle, too many people and a severe lack of bin lorries

 

[spawnofdavey]

Extreme boredom at work here. Wishing it was time to go home so I can be bored there instead.

 

[joclfc]

I'll dig it out for you and post it on here.

Morning sis, morning all.
1 down only 4 to go you lovely working people.

Some of us work weekends too

 

[laidbak]

Morning all ye depraved.

Working from home, gfs at work, and like every Tuesday when my code is running slowly, my mind goes to being filthy, depraved, and wanting incredible amounts of sexual connection and approval.

(Don't worry. I've had quite a few chats with my therapist about this. I know the reasons why).

All to say I need to meditate to still my mind.

Hope everyone is alright.

 

[alxuk]

Slow code? You must have a bug somewhere!

 

[hugh_jarce69]

Surrounded by fools & imbeciles

 

[snexxer]

Some of us work weekends too

Very true. That used to be me.
Id do 3 out of every 4 weekends.

 

[hugh_jarce69]

Is there a thread somewhere for ‘things people say which really fuck you off’?

‘Amazing’
Why the fuck has that crept in.

Customer services “can I have the account number please?”
Me: “Yes it’s 123456789”
Customer Services: “Amazing”

Amazing? What the fuck is amazing about it? Your company gave them that number. Why is it amazing.

Just ‘good’, ‘thank you’ or ‘thanks’ will do.

Amazing!

 

[laidbak]

Slow code? You must have a bug somewhere!

I wish. Legacy systems. Old databases. Old coding languages...

 

[alxuk]

I wish. Legacy systems. Old databases. Old coding languages...

That sounds like a shitty project. Best of luck

 

[Meekly_Anna]

I know this isn't politics but I'm laughing my arse off at the moment.
Newsom at Davos: (Trump) is a T-Rex. Either you mate with him or he devours you.

 

[Fufumberuk]

Is there a thread somewhere for ‘things people say which really fuck you off’?

‘Amazing’
Why the fuck has that crept in.

Customer services “can I have the account number please?”
Me: “Yes it’s 123456789”
Customer Services: “Amazing”

Amazing? What the fuck is amazing about it? Your company gave them that number. Why is it amazing.

Just ‘good’, ‘thank you’ or ‘thanks’ will do.

Amazing!

Haha so true.

 

[joclfc]

Very true. That used to be me.
Id do 3 out of every 4 weekends.

Sounds like me now

 

[snexxer]

Is there a thread somewhere for ‘things people say which really fuck you off’?

‘Amazing’
Why the fuck has that crept in.

Customer services “can I have the account number please?”
Me: “Yes it’s 123456789”
Customer Services: “Amazing”

Amazing? What the fuck is amazing about it? Your company gave them that number. Why is it amazing.

Just ‘good’, ‘thank you’ or ‘thanks’ will do.

Amazing!

When i was at my last job, we would play a game of "try and get todays word into a telephone conversation that day".

I never failed but some were fun to do. Dinosaur, fossil, loch Ness monster, Gok Wan.

 

[hugh_jarce69]

When i was at my last job, we would play a game of "try and get todays word into a telephone conversation that day".

I never failed but some were fun to do. Dinosaur, fossil, loch Ness monster, Gok Wan.

Interesting foursome there

“We haven’t Gok Wan but two special deals for you”

 

[MaudeBlack]

Cried off work early with a splitting headache, but it truth it's a mild headache and they were irritating me.

Which leaves me with an overthinkers dilemma - do I go out tonight and risk being seen my a colleague (probably less than 20% chance) or sit at home in my PJs and feel sorry for myself?

Xx

 

[StrentWriter]

Cried off work early with a splitting headache, but it truth it's a mild headache and they were irritating me.

Which leaves me with an overthinkers dilemma - do I go out tonight and risk being seen my a colleague (probably less than 20% chance) or sit at home in my PJs and feel sorry for myself?

Xx

“What’ll you be having, Ms?”